A/N: Hiya everybody! I thought I'd do another humor/ parody type of story. The first idea that came into my head was a facebook style for Mario and Sonic. You wonder what they would get up to online, and this is what they talk about. Do you think a should continue or keep it as a one-shot? Please read & Review and enjoy :)
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Mario wrote on Sonic's wall: Its about time you signed up!
~Comments~
Sonic: Hey I do need to save the world from egg head u know!
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Mario: Excuses, excuses.
Sonic: Shouldn't u be saving the world from bowser, who's just kidnapped Peach right now.
Mario: Hes not destroying the mushroom kingdom in fact... OH CRAP! I'M COMING PEACH!
Sonic and 20 others like this
Sonic is now friends with Knuckles, Tails and Shadow.
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Tails: Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I left it in my toolbox.
~Comments~
Sonic: No sorry buddy.
Amy: Nope!
Shadow: Why would I waste my time looking for a screwdriver?
Knuckles and 12 others like this
Tails: I was just asking...Oh hey I found it! :)
Amy: Where was it?
Tails: In my other toolbox.
Shadow: Pathetic.
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Daisy: Who run the world?
~Comments~
Peach: Girls!
Amy: Girls.
Rouge: Girls!
Mario: Guys!
Sonic and 56 others like this
Dr. Eggman: My ass!
Sonic: Dislike!
Mario, Shadow and 12,089 others like this
Mario has listed Luigi as his brother.
Luigi, peach and 23 others like this
~Comments~
Luigi: About bloody time!
Sonic is now friends with Wario, Waluigi, Bowser and King Boo.
Cream: Hey does anyone know what S&M means?
Rouge, Wario, Waluigi and 3,568 others like this
~Comments~
Wario: LMAO!
Waluigi: XD
Amy: Cream where did you hear that from?
Cream: Off a movie.
Wario and Waluigi like this
Luigi: It means...er...Sonic and Mario.
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Cream: Oh yes it makes sense now, thank you Luigi, I'm going to tell my mum. :)
Wario, Waluigi and 12,000 others like this
Luigi: ...
Rouge: Shes still young how sweet.
Mario likes Jumping, hanging out with friends and kicking bowser's fat ass.
Bowser is in a relationship.
Nobody likes this
~Comments~
Mario: Wtf...
Sonic: Not cool.
Wario: Respect for the nobody person!
Bowser: Who the hell is this nobody person! I demand to know!
Nobody: Nobody.
Bowser: Grrrrr! I hate this nobody person!
Nobody likes this
Knuckles is now married to Rouge.
Sonic, Amy, Mario and 23,000 others like this
~Comments~
Sonic: Well done bud! ;-)
Cream: Congratulations!
Knuckles: THE HELL WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT!
Rouge: Awwww I didn't know you loved me that much.
Knuckles: I don't fuckin love you! Now who hacked my account.
Daisy: Hahaha yay my plan worked!
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Knuckles: Why you little...I'm gonna kill you!
Nobody likes this
Peach wrote on Amy's wall: Hi Amy, you want to come round my place later?
Amy: Sure I'd like to come.
Peach: Lets say, 1 O clock.
Amy: Ok!
Wario: The damsels are now good friends!
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Peach: Come and say that to my face you fat ass!
Wario: Sure I'd love to come around and have some fun. ;-)
Mario: You sick minded freak, keep away from my girlfriend!
Big The Cat: Has anyone seen froggy?
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