You can call me Esha, I guess. 14, and I live in India.

No, I do not like curry.

Also, just for my sanity, I suggest not reading anything before "You Ruined Everything!". Only because the previous ones are utter shit. They are there purely for sentimental purposes.

Fandoms? I have way too many to count. And I occasionally write something, so you can bet that I'll be posting it if I ever do write something.

Ships? Again, way too many. Although Romione is my notp. I won't ever write anything about them, unless I break them up and get Hermione to be with someone else or a single pringle.

Um, my tumblr is snogggingbox, if you want to know. And care.

Fanfiction Dictionary.

AU - Alternate Universe. It should be pretty self-explanatory.

EWE - This stands for "Epilogue, What Epilogue?" Usually applies to the Harry Potter fandom, although I guess it could be used on other books as well.

Lemon - M scenes

Lime - M scenes, only less explicit than Lemons.

Slash - Same gender pairing.

Crack Pairing - A pairing that could never happen, makes absolutely no sense or is just so stupid that the very idea makes you laugh. For example: Voldemort and Draco. People write these because they're funny to write and read.

OTP - This stands for "One True Pairing" which means that whichever pairing is featured, the author likes. A lot. Not to be confused with Order of the Phoenix (OotP)

Ship - No, not a boat. This is a relationship between characters.

Love Triangle/Square/Octagon/Other Shape - This is a pairing with many people participating in it, as if each person was standing on a point on the given shape. Like a Triangle would be three people, a square would be four and so on and so fourth. One character is usually the object of affection of all the other characters.

Fluff - Fluff is love. What I mean is, it's lovey moments where everything is just so sweet and 'aww' worthy.

OC - Original Character. It's a character that was made by the fanfic author, and usually is paired with the lead/the sidekick/the kid that doesn't usually get paired up with anybody so they're basically a pity-date/someone to portray the fanfic author without actually being the author.

Mary-Sue - Mary Sues are horrible creatures. They are perfect in every single way and are flawless and beautiful and every guy falls for them. Needless to say, everybody hates them.

Gary-Stu - Male version of a Mary-Sue.

OOC - This stands for "Out Of Character," which is where one (or more) of the characters aren't acting like themselves. Like Hermione burning all of her books and Draco ballet dancing or something.

Major Pairing - The major pairing in a story is the pairing with which the story revolves mostly around.

Minor Pairing(s) - The minor pairing(s) can range from one to as many as you can think of. Minor pairings are little pairings going on in the background while the major pairing gets to shine, but everybody loves them all the same.

Flame - A flame is a very hurtful review. Nobody likes them.

Flamer - A flamer is the one who dished out the flame. Nobody likes them either.