Hi. You can call me MAD, which stands for my initials. Other things you can call me, TextBook (Mich, if you're out there!), HWN, but I'll respond to almost anything.

I was formally known as 'crazyjr' but with that username I didn't write any stories.

Little things you should know:

I am rather young.

I have random bouts of inspiration.

My favorite color is green.

I love Hetalia, Fruit Basket, Soul Eater, and Harry Potter.

I am in Middle School.

People consider me a nerd.

History is my best, and favorite subject.

NORDICS FOREVER!!

North Italy, Feliciano Vargas

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[/]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with
the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.(I draw worse than I write...)
[x]You can be clumsy at times.(Ask my saxophone... He has suffered)
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say:
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(2 1/2/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods. (Only if they're burned slightly ")
[ ]You like to walk your dog. (Are you kidding! Were mortal enemies!)
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice. (I'm in my brothers debt. He's
10)
(6/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature.
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time.(My reading.)
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(8/10)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.(I know I'm awesome! At times...)
[x]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.(trying to write a
script)
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.(At times)
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
(6/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur
Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid. (I once beat up my neighbor when we were four.
He still screams like a girl.)
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[x]Your cooking is awful. (Very, I burn myself occasionally)
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[\]You have tried doing black magic before.(Does ouija board count)
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.(I am not 21)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[x ]You're good at embroidery.
(7 1/2/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[x]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(5/10)

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall. (I'm short and proud)
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Mature and totally
immature)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong. (I couldn't break the Dino egg)
[x]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Be afraid)
(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of
tastes.
[x] You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never
taken seriously.(Why!? I'm a great person!)
[x]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(7/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised. (In my opinion.)
[x]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done
right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'( I call people idiots too though)
[x]You wear glasses.
(8/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are. (I pass for eleven)
[x]You love hockey. (Does field hockey count)
[x]You love polar bears.( They're alright.)
[ ]You hate fighting. (Are you kidding)
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual. (I speak English and American. Trust me they're different)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(6/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but
not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(3/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (Now look!)
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything
to run off to go and see it.
(8/10) I actually cosplay her.

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a
great time together.
[x]You're very serious. (Sometimes.)
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
(Sadly.)
[x]You're not very confident.
[X]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to
your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[X]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.( NOOOO I COULD NEVER HATE RUSSIA)
[x]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well. (i have avoided a boy friend.)
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger. Always room for improvement
(7/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.(no offense but, Ew!)
[x]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis. (If I like them.)
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.(During lunch.)
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (The JoBros
when I was 9)
(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[X]You curse a lot.(when angry)
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[ ]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment
(5/10)

FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it

75 percent of teenagers would cry their eyes out if someone from 1D decided to jump off a building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're in the 25 percent that would be shouting "DO A FLIP"

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

Murphey's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I am saying something.

I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or something that teenagers don't call "normal."

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or face-to-face.

I am the girl who doesn't spend all my time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl who stops and smells flowers and jumps and splashes in the rain.

BUT I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things.

Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls that are different and unique can know at their weakest time that they are unique and not alone, God is with them: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dance4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenXx, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny=silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, -oOoHeartofDarknessOo-, WeLoVeTwIlIgHt212, Dylan'sSis101, Queen Lucy of Awesomeness, Allyse Mystic, Pokeluv101, Silvermoonstone23, Color Me Amber, HistoryWizardNerd22