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Joined 03-27-11, id: 2809160, Profile Updated: 11-25-13
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Les Miserables.

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge
myth is more potent than history
dreams are more powerful than facts
hope always triumphs over experience
laughter is the cure for grief
love is stronger than death.

-Robert Fulghum

Well, I'm Lauren. I can't really describe myself well. I live for the words found in great books, writing, watching TV, watching movies, long car rides, cool windy days, antiques, listening to music, holidays, laughing with my friends, meeting new friends, swings, being pushed around in swivel chairs, random musicals and plays, shopping, visiting new places, memes, middle-aged celebrities, fanfiction, fandoms, food, sugary cereals, laughter, helping people, libraries, dogs, my family, late-nights, Disney, chorus, day-dreams, Queen, spending hours in Barnes & Noble, looking for the perfect gifts, hugs, volunteering, spending time with nice people, coffee, the smell of garages, older times and places, being honest, binge-watching, crunchy leaves, tacky sweaters, combat boots, YouTube, fun facts, making people laugh and smile, and just...the crazy, odd, dark, and great world we live in.

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If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money

If while reading someone's fan fiction you LOVED it so much that you wanted to track that person down and give them a flying-tackle-hug to show how much you loved their work copy and paste this to your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile


How Stereotypical

For people who hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

Stereotypes suck!!

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a Christain, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak


I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl who people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl.

I'm some one people like to talk to. I'm not popular nor unpopular. I have some friends. Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I like who i am and don't judge myself to harshly. I am the kind of girl who doesn't need a guy to complete her. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to. I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics.

Some people live from day-to-day

I live from-

Friday to Friday

Criminal Minds episode to Criminal Minds episode

Tim Burton Movie to Tim Burton Movie

Long car ride to Long car ride

And story idea to story idea.

On a day where there is none, I might as well not exist. =)

I am that girl,

The one who likes book more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

If you love guys that are dark, mysterious, slightly funny, such as, Nico diAngelo, Vladimir Todd, Anubis, Sweeney Todd, Fang, Severus Snape copy this to your profile.

If you love the bad guys, despite their evil ways and major flaws, like Tomas Todd, Erik, Sweeney Todd, copy this to your profile.

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Neverland by anonymouse27 reviews
There's a reason they're called the lost boys, a reason Peter Pan never grows old... A reason that is probably best left to stories told to scare little children into obedience. Wendy Darling isn't so fortunate as that.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,980 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Peter P., Wendy D.
Life Can Be Sweeter With The Right Ingredients by MusicalLife17 reviews
What if Charlie didn't take his Grandpa Joe to the Factory. He took his older sister Natalie instead. Based on JohnnyDepp-Wonka. Starts out like the movie with more chapters after the movie ends.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, OC
Fanfiction Trauma by IncognitoGirl1993 reviews
When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse than any unsub they've come across with: badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,630 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Reid
iget abused by LucyCullen123 reviews
Sam gets beaten by her mother and her mothers boyfriend. She cuts to get through it, who will help her? rated M for strong mentions of cutting and abuse and there may be some sexual content kissing and such in some chapters...I DON'T OWN ICARLY!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 183,346 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Stories We Could Tell by Buzzkill15 reviews
Reid meets Lacey, a girl who works in the bookshop. The two agree to swap books of their favourite author after both accuse the other of having a bad literature taste. Reid/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,479 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 9/15/2012 - S. Reid
Nothing's Gonna Harm You by RanebowStitches reviews
Mrs. Lovett has to leave to care for a sick uncle, and she leaves Toby and Sweeney alone. What could possibly happen? Slash, SweeneyToby (older!Toby)
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Tobias R., Sweeney T.
The Price You Pay by rawry4evas reviews
Jigsaw kidnaps an author from FanFiction to test her whim. Is she well worth it? Jigsaw x Oc. A bit of AU. Rated M untill further notice
Saw - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,726 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Jigsaw
I'm going to marry an underage contestant! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
In order for Chris to keep his job and get to host another season his contract states that he needs to get married and since he can't leave in the middle of filming TDWT he decides he only has one option...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 140,607 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Chris M., Courtney
Hear, O Israel by ohwhatagloomyshow reviews
An examination of the question, "What if Max went to give testimony in Jerusalem, shortly after the Yad Vashem law was passed in 1953?" Liesel's POV, every other chapter is of their reunion in 1945. Updates Mondays & Thursdays.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Liesel M., Max V.] A. Steiner, Ilsa H.
Death Is For The Alive by Defying.Expectations reviews
Attend the afterlives of Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,072 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Eleanor L., Tobias R., Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
A Great Miracle Happened There by ohwhatagloomyshow reviews
A few choice adjectives flooded her brain (uncivilized, pagan) but she shoved them away with forceful concentration. "Which one was your favorite?" He sighed, and it turned into a slight groan as he considered. "Hanukkah, I suppose."
Book Thief - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Liesel M., Max V. - Complete
How to Carry On by CadyD reviews
Toby leaves the Demon Barber alive out of hatred, so's he can brood upon accidentally killing his wife. This, however, pulls him onto a life threatening quest that he hadn't seen coming. And what of Johanna?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,839 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sweeney T., Tobias R.
Through Hell and Back Again by WriterOfNeverKnown reviews
His heart was beating; he knew that much because it hurt. After Dachau is liberated by the Americans in April 1945, Max Vandenburg searches for his family in Stuttgart, but soon realizes that the only family he has left lives at 33 Himmel Street. But he doesn't know that only one member of his family is still alive. Rated T for subject matter.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Liesel M., Max V. - Complete
The Sweetness of Revenge by The QAS reviews
Nearly two years after the tour, Mike Teavee receives a strange phone call from Veruca Salt. She has a plan to get back at Wonka, but it involves returning to the dreaded factory. And when disaster strikes, the two become trapped inside! Now the only way out is to work their way through a series of challenges that seem to be designed specifically for them . . .
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,897 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt
make me into gold by Exceeds Expectations reviews
Why should he get to go out in a blaze of glory without you? / Unrequited!EugeneJerome.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
The Soliloquy of a Genius by KricketWilliams reviews
Spencer Reid is having the worst day of his life, made even more terrible by haunting memories of another agent that won't let him go. For the CCOAC "Death Fic" challenge-Character Death. I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Alice in Candyland by Vespeva reviews
Choked by the hands of their keeper, buried under years of regret and despair and finally forced to the surface after decades trying to suppress them. The ghosts of your past will always come back to haunt you. 5 students will take place in a Study Program, and secrets will be revealed on both sides. Let's hope no one discovers the room that Wonka has tried so desperately to hide.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,877 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Incinerated Heartbeats by KatBoots reviews
A happy conclusion to the tale. (which obviously implies AU). Eugene/Vincent, of course, as it should have been.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Sex Ed, Collie Style! by emjo1 reviews
Columbia has to explain how a period works to Magenta... Yup. ONE SHOT
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Columbia - Complete
Burgundy Velvet by Defying.Expectations reviews
A collection of unrelated Toddvett/Sweenett one-shots. Love, hate, passion, pain; alternate universe and canon-compliant; short and long. But all sealed with a kiss. For Livejournal's 30 Kisses challenge.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,297 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
To Keep A Soul by Stechpalme reviews
AU: No longer able to live in the world of Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert prepares to end his life but is saved at the last moment by the lonely girl of the slums. Eponine/Javert
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,543 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Eponine, Javert
The Forgotten Things by WinterSky reviews
"You will aid the Great One on his rise to power," a psychic named Vivian Ivins told 9-year-old Catalina Pavenic. "But once he is there, you will have a choice. And your life will depend on the decision." [On indefinite hiatus, sorry.]
Left Behind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,661 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - N. Carpathia
To Kill A Mockingbird by OoShaythePandaoO reviews
She plagued his mind, filled him with desire, made him crave to touch her and kiss her lips. And he hated her for it, he wanted to slice her neck open and watch the red splash against her alabaster skin, her eyes wide in pain as he watched the life drain from her eyes. But if he hated her so much...why couldn't he bring himself to kill her? SweeneyxOC OC is in the picture
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sweeney T.
Living Together Has No Secrets by Nephiliam reviews
"I shouldn't get involved in other people," Vincent mumbled his reply. "It should be just you and me. Like this. Forever."
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
ReidxMaps Collection by One day I'll be a dinosaur reviews
Various ReidxMaps stories. Most PWP, warnings at top of each fic. Some with other Reid pairings- all slashy
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - S. Reid, Map
Deathly Inherit by CadyD reviews
Valerie Lovett and her brother Seville always knew there was something eerie about their grandmother's old house on Fleet Street. But, while being forced into it after the disappearance of their parents proves just how eerie, it explains some things too.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Drowning, Bleeding, Burning, Soaring by Wolfstorm7 reviews
After all, there can only be ONE Jerome Morrow.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: A Demonic Parody of Fleet Street by ToddLover13 reviews
Johanna's a pop star? The Judge and Beadle are married? Lucy is an Elvis Presley impersonator? Anthony's a cyber stalker? Toby wants to be a dentist? Pirelli switches between accents? God, what has this world come to? Rated T to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Destination Temptation by Amy494walker reviews
It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Smutty ReidxMaps ficlet.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2012 - S. Reid, Map - Complete
An Irish Dream: Sweeney Todd by SuchaCarelessWhisper reviews
RxR: Don't mind the stupid title...just a one-shot slash fic about Adolfo and Sweeney. From movie but its a work of fiction. Adult themes not much crazy bad summary
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Adolfo Pirelli, Sweeney T. - Complete
Whipped with Whips by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
AU. Veruca learns the meaning of the phrase "whipped with whips" the hard way. Dedicated to my friend Crab Apple Princess for inspiring me to write about Veruca.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka - Complete
Confusion by Artistically Insightful reviews
Sweeney starts questioning his sexuality and his need to be reunited with his wife. Sweeney/Anthony. Sweenthony, may be a answenett in later chapters
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Anthony H., Sweeney T.
Power Play by Wolfstorm7 reviews
A story in which Eugene and Vincent have a conversation about ice cream.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Labyrinth by Nina Windia reviews
The Buckets have moved into the Factory and everything is peaches and cream. Except for Mrs Bucket, whose intuition is niggling at her. There's just something about the chocolatier that just doesn't smell right.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket
Merry Christmas, Javert by rainbowseagull reviews
Javert decides to track down a mysterious bearded fellow who broke into his house and gave him a present.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Javert - Complete
Heaven's Light by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
Benjamin was never sent away, Lucy was never raped. But a twist of events see to the transformation of Benjamin Barker to Sweeney Todd. Ben/Lucy, Sweeney/Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,515 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
When Rainbows Collide by commandercosmo reviews
Ally and Liz are big fans of Sweeney Todd. But when they write a fanfiction about it, who knew what kind of adventures they would be getting into?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sweeney T.
Inheritance by meira16 reviews
Everyone wants to live on; some must find a new way to do so. Vincent post-Gattaca
Gattaca - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Obsession by Anbessette reviews
Jerome Morrow lies in a hospital, burned beyond recognition after a second failed suicide attempt. Can Vincent save him once again? Jerome/Vincent slash.
Gattaca - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Graveyards of Understanding by Lilly Winters reviews
Zim wonders why Gaz is such a cold-natured girl. But during a walk, he may find out why and regret ever questioning her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Interstates and Fingertips by JustJasper reviews
It's all a matter of careful angles.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - S. Reid, Map - Complete
Sweeter Than Chocolate by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
He thought Charlie's sister didn't have any imagination. Then he saw her sketchbook. One-shot. Wilder!Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Willy Wonka - Complete
A Cold And Broken Hallelujah by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
There's something in that room, something alive. It's been in there for three centuries, so I've been told. Don't fool yourself, it isn't locked. He just doesn't want you going in there. Not Sweeney. Not Sweeney Todd. The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,460 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sweeney T. - Complete
O Death by abrokencastiel reviews
Death works long hours, but everyonce in a while he takes a break to observe the colors around him. Very rarely does he ever stop to observe the peopl, but he has seen the BAU many times, and curiousity finally gets the best of him. *SPOILERS FOR LAUREN!*
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Death - Complete
Jack by knuckleslice reviews
When Mrs Lovett finds five year old Jack sleeping in the gutters, she can't help but take him in. But what happens when Sweeney can't handle having a child around.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011
Just Trust Me by Because I Can and Will reviews
Jack is captured after a disguise gone wrong, and taken to Port Royal for hanging enduring a torturous journey. Once reaching Port Royal he is given a chance for a pardon if he can complete a quest for the king. Can James help him heal? Rape/Torture
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Plan by iLuvJohnny reviews
Nellie Lovett has had enough of her and Sweeney's daily ritual. And she has a plan to make it stop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
My Master by YESYESYES reviews
Actually updated this time! Judge Turpin finally gets what he wants from Johanna, who eagerly supplies. Who knew a young girl could have so much desire? Lemon. Very hot. Explicit. For your enjoyment.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,465 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Judge Turpin, Johanna B.
The Golden Age by Princess of the Pearl reviews
The end of the "golden age" of piracy looms near and Jack and Elizabeth have been captured. While recovering from hours of interrogation and torture, they're left to swallow their pride and formulate an escape... or die.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Dear Insanity by InvaderMads45321 reviews
With Dib gone, Gaz must cope without a sibling. She faces denial and she's fighting against her inner demon. Can a specific Irken alien save her? ZAGR, Based off of the song "Dear Insanity" by Asking Alexandria. 'T' for language and mild romantic themes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Left in the Behind by DarthWolverine reviews
WARNING Slash, Carpathia/Buck
Left Behind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - N. Carpathia, Cameron W./Buck - Complete
I Can't by 1000th Ghost reviews
Kim is able to pleasure Edward, and Edward is upset that he can do nothing back.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
I Can't by WolfyMagician reviews
"...forgive me...I love you..please...Sally?" "I can't." A short story about Jack making a big mistake and trying to win Sally back for it. Will he succeed? Finished.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
The Musings of the Afternoon by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
After finishing his revenge plot, Sweeney Todd goes to the seaside as Mrs. Lovett said they should. He is apathetic, but he begins to notice changes in Mrs. Lovett. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Monday by metasgirl reviews
I picked up the gun, but then I set it down.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Sweeney Tot: The Demon Potato of Sainsburys by I Like Turtules reviews
A parody. Just for fun. Little note: Sainsburys is just a supermarket in Britain, as are all the supermarkets I've mentioned throughout it. Please R&R?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
The Sweetest Thing by Faded Galaxia reviews
One-shot. Molly and Willy take a little trip to the drug store. Read Nights In White Satin first - you'll understand more things. Rated M for a reason.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
What Cannot Be Said by n00b-masta2112 reviews
"Liesel could not remember the precise moment in time in which Max Vandenburg became more than just Max Vandenburg for her, but she couldn't seem to get the concept out of her mind thereafter." Max/Liesel.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Max V., Liesel M.
A Loving Sickness by EuphemiaXSuzaku4ever reviews
My first Jack and Sally fanfic! I don't own anything! Set after the movie. Sally is missing, and when Jack finds her she is soaked and unconscious. I suck with summaries. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! PLEASE R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Nightmare by Ellenore Carter reviews
Sweeney's had a nightmare and so he goes to the only one he feels like he can talk to. The two finally have a chance to communicate their feelings, will they be able to get over the differences? Life is for the alive I suppose...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Lifes Corrupt Michael Jackson by Written Writing reviews
Michael Jackson had it all but now is out of control his kids don't really obey him Paris is verging on hating him he has very personal issues all will be explained in the story R&R language and Mature content.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,539 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010
Breathless by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"But Mrs. Lovett was the one breathless right now, with the barber slung around her like a young child, looking so innocent and making himself so vulnerable." Slight Sweenett! and a song fic to Better Than Ezra's Breathless. One-shot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Brokens by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
It hurts to break. But sometimes from our brokenness we can create true beauty. Sometimes in our breaking, we find courage.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Haymitch A., Finnick O.
Illuminate My Darkness by linalove reviews
She was an angel he was a demon.She claimed she knew nothing about life but she had felt pain like he had. She said she did not remember her past but she was able to fix his future with a broken smile.Sweeney/OC.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 114,044 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Healing a heart by linalove reviews
This takes place after the night Sweeney kills Mrs. Lovett.But in this Story Sweeney is alive and decides to rent the pie shop below his barber shop.What happens when an innocent young woman arrives to rent the pie shop?Read to find out.Sweeney/OC. COMPLETE!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 115,411 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Desire by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
AU. 2005 movie version. Willy Wonka sets a trap for Veruca Salt. Will she fall prey to his charms? Warning - minor in sexual situations! DeppWonka verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka
My Love by TeachYouHowToFly reviews
I was an orphan girl, living on the streets. Johnny Depp found me and took me home. Months later, Vanessa leaves. What will Johnny do to relieve his sadness? Johnny Depp/OC I DO NOT OWN JOHNNY DEPP. Rated M for Sexual Content. Please, no flaming.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2009
Darkness And Scars by saphirefox-irl reviews
short angsty oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Fallen From Grace by enakoritsi reviews
And they shall fall... Backwards, without warning... Alone and broken... As I myself... Have fallen from grace.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Familiarity by LightNeverFades reviews
Fascination, then came attraction. For Anthony, Mr. Todd was a mysterious comfort, a longing finally realized. For Sweeney, Anthony Hope was a lost memory come to life. Swucy, Swanthony Slash OneShot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Bleed to Live by Lady Charity reviews
Sweeney Todd yearned to bleed, to feel the excruciating pain pierce him, to know he was still alive. Slight ToddVett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Rain by Lady Charity reviews
Even the pure rain couldn't wash his sorrows away.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
When the time is right by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
What would’ve happened if Anthony wouldn’t have burst in the room at the moment Mrs. Lovett told Sweeney Todd she loved him?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Dream of Drowning by Corbeaun reviews
Sometimes Vincent wonders if he'd saved someone already dead. unrequited EugeneVincent
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by misaoshiru reviews
Two women, two men, and a macabre fairy tale too small to fit all of them. Mrs. Lovett PoV. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
A Tender Tale of Sweeney Todd by Bamfwriter reviews
SLASH SLASH SLASH, and by SLASH I mean homosexuality, not razors. This is a SLASH story with SweeneyAnthony, and it tells the story of what might have happened when Sweeney was rescued from the sea by young Anthony.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Head Games by IDOL HANDS reviews
Sex & morality in the same tale, two subjects, like the characters, that are often diametrically opposed. Why does touch continue to be an effort? Why was that hug so awkward? When did the madness begin? SLASH, chan, incest, dark
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
A Period of Grace by This Is Da Vinci Speaking reviews
Warning: Slash. What happens when James Barrie meets a very unlikely person? Crossover FNxGASP!Mystery. [Insert Evil Laugh Here] CHAP. 16 FINALLY UP!
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
A Moment in Time by VladMastersWife reviews
She slid over so her thigh was tucked close and warm against his and leaned over. . .A Psyco Cereal JazzXVlad oneshot. . .read and be afraid XD Rather rough around the edges kind of fluffy, but with a T rating.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Vlad M., Jazz F. - Complete
Every Girl Loves Johnny by Child of a Broken Dawn reviews
Not even dead girls can resist Johnny Depp...
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Cravings by IDOL HANDS reviews
Willy Wonka has held back his darker urges for too long. Can he find satisfaction in a word that ryhmes with substitute? SLASH, chan, shota, dark fiction, lemon
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Haphephobia by Silver Pard reviews
Nothing is real any more.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Charlie Bucket - Complete
Lights, Camera, Action by DJ LAZA reviews
[Ed Wood] Ed gets more than he bargained for in a new movie project... Complete Story. Please R&R
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
My Candyman by Luciferian Principle reviews
Wonka offers Charlie more than just the factory. Chanslash warning. Ongoing.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/19/2005
Cell Block F by The Island Hopper reviews
The last room at the end of the hallway holds proof that competition can be an ugly thing...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2005
The Body by ceridwen-amyed reviews
The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2004
Awakenings by Kimberly-A reviews
When Wendy's thimble stirs confusing feelings in Peter Pan, he finds himself facing an entirely unfamiliar way of relating not only to Wendy, but also to his own body. Rating for sexuality COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - [Peter Pan, Wendy D.] - Complete
Closer to the Stars by Jainie Starr reviews
There is no gene for compassion. [SLASH!]
Gattaca - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2000
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Those Who Falter and Those Who Fall reviews
Would you be surprised if I told you that Inspector Javert wasn't born a cold man or a cynic, that he was born on the infected concrete of a prison floor? A collection of moments and memories, detailing the rise and fall of our favorite Inspector. Dark Fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Javert
My Only Sunshine reviews
I'm only six and I know what pain is. I know what abandonment is and how it feels. Do you promise to be different? Do you pinky promise? Willy hates children, hates them with a passion. But could a little homeless girl change his mind? And his heart?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Willy Wonka
There are Much Worse Games to Play reviews
Will you think I'm weak, child? Or will you have Prim's healing hands and wipe the fear from my grown-in brows? Will you have my Father's voice and sing away the darkness? Eitherway, baby of mine, baby of ours, I think I'll love you all the same. Epilogue
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Katniss E., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
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