Pen Name- Mintfrost29

Favorite Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warrior Cats, Pokemon, Harry Potter, and Twilight

Favorite Couples in Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Percy X Annabeth, Nico X Thalia, Poseidon X Sally, Poseidon X Athena

Favorite Couples in Warrior Cats: Squirrelflight X Brambleclaw, Firestar X Sandstorm, Yellowfang X Raggedstar, Bluestar X Oakheart

Favorite Couples in Pokemon: Contestshipping: May X Drew, Ikarishipping: Paul X Dawn, Pokeshipping: Ash X Misty, Oldrivalshipping: Leaf X Gary

Favorite Couples in Harry Potter: Lucius X Narcissa

Favorite Couples in Twilight: Bella X Edward, Alice X Jasper, Rosalie X Emmett

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I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice
Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

I promise to remember the Cullens
When there is a thunderstorm.

Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook or Google, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

Who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am that girl.

I am in love with a fictional character, so what? XP

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Ponder on this...

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spiritthen copy and paste this in your profile.

If it wasn't for God, our week would be Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

ACTUAL LABELS ON PRODUCTS

On a Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, but that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(A little late for that warning!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(I never would have guessed that one)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save everyone a little more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And I was taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious - what other use???.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Let me guess...Fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Did this really happen often enough for it to be written as a warning?)

1. My mama and daddy taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mama and daddy taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mama and daddy taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mama and daddy taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mama and daddy taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mama and daddy taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mama and daddy taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mama and daddy taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mama and daddy taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mama and daddy taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mama and daddy taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mama and daddy taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mama and daddy taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mama and daddy taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father/mother!"

15. My mama and daddy taught me ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mama and daddy taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mama and daddy taught me RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mama and daddy taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mama and daddy taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mama and daddy taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mama and daddy taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

mama and daddy taught me GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father/mother."

23. My mama and daddy taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mama and daddy taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mama and daddy taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"