Story idea inspired by Ramendobe of tumblr. Metro City is overrun by zombies, quarantined, and abandoned by the authorities. Roxanne brings a group of survivors to Megamind's Evil Lair, the only safe place left. To get them in, she's willing to bargain. What she discovers will change her perception forever. Some chapters may be rated M, for disturbing imagery.

Minion may not be as lost as he seems, but in the meantime, Megamind is struggling to pick up the threads of a life he's not sure he knows how to live and Roxanne is determined to help where she can.

Pre-movie. Includes anxiety/depression and intrusive thoughts. Probably a one-shot.

Deck the halls! Megamind is going to stay with Roxanne and her family for Christmas. There's only one problem: her family doesn't know who he is yet, and breaking the news is going to be difficult. Sequel to Hallows' Eve. Currently rated T, but that's going to change.

For young Tigress, earning the title of "Master" is all that matters, but something is holding her back. Will the crane who just arrived help her? Or will he just make things even more complicated? Eventual Crane x Tigress

The Metro City Wolverines are the worst team in the MLB. Megamind using the disguise watch to manage the stadium's illegal betting pool, is shocked when Roxanne wants to place a bet that the Wolverines can win against the best ranked team in the league. But then, maybe the luck is turning for all of Metro City's underdogs. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne finds out that her genius husband Megamind did a little bit more than just look into "the reset button".

A series of shorts and drabbles, focusing on Minion! He doesn't get enough attention.

Merlin, middle-aged and Arthur's court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of returning home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. Time Travel fic. AU "The Kindness of Strangers"

Thank you. Nobody had ever said those words to him, and he'd convinced himself that nobody ever would- but when an accident ends with him saving Miss Ritchi's life, Megamind can't help but wonder if the other things he'd never dared to consider just weren't as impossible as he seemed to think. (Rating may increase)

Sans may not have always been the loving brother we come to meet during Frisk's journey. Once, he might have been openly resentful. But a funny thing happens when you see someone you care for suffer... time... and time... again...

Set pre-movie. Fifteen year old Megamind has had it with prison life, and decides to set out on his own. With Minion, of course. Though perhaps the middle of a Michigan winter was not the best time to run away, and now he must escape from the clutches of a powerful enemy. Now complete.

Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.

This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'

After everything is over, Roxanne Ritchi thinks about Megamind, Minion, and what we think we should know about the people in our lives.

When Megamind has a heated dispute with his other arch-rival Psycho Delic, only one thing can make him lose his cool: a threat to his favorite reporter. A one-shot, though the story continues in "Terms of Engagement."

If it had been a different Arthur he may have been able to appreciate that Merlin's neckerchief was simply his equivalent of a towel. (Or, a collection of shorts exhibiting the many uses of a certain warlock's neck wear. No Slash)

The underworld is vast and silent and full of the sleeping dead when Hel arrives. But she will change that. A coming of age story for the Queen of the Underworld.

Zim discovers the fatal flaw in his plans for world conquest: himself. He sees all of his errors. And he fixes them. his new plan can't fail, especially when there's a certain human on his side. Genre may change, Rating will change.

Zim Vasquez is bored with his new home until he finds a secret door tht leads him into a world that's just like his own...but BETTER! but when this fantastical adventure turns dangerous, Zim must find a way back or be stuck forever in this other world R&R

After a terrible accident, Merlin is left with no memory of his time in Camelot. Separated from Arthur and all who could tell him who he is, Merlin tries to piece together his life and his loyalties. But loyalties can be influenced; lives can take very different paths to the ones they were destined for. And a lost sorcerer is a very powerful and useful weapon to have.

"I haven't really been hiding for a long time you've just been too blind to see what's right in front of you." Merlin decides its time for Arthur to see the truth.

Silly little thing. I swear, I can't help putting these silly things up. Thing. Short. Still, it's quite true.

Zim's newest plan for world domination begins with the construction of a portal and, as usual, ends with things going very, very wrong.

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

He loves to be flattered, but can't stand being lied to. The problem is, they're both the same.

When Zim catches a strange disease that causes him to turn into a werewolf, and brutal killings start becoming a daily occurence, it's a struggle to stay alive in a setting that is becoming more and more dangerous. And who is the black wolf? R&R, ZADF.

"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!

Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.

There is a balance of good and bad. Good is not always good; sometimes it can be bad, and being bad can be good. It isn't any simpler when Megamind explains it.

The Membranes used to have a puppy... Dedicated in loving memory of my dog, Rosie, who passed away on April 12, 2012.

After a video of Zim ranting furiously gets leaked onto the internet, people begin to realise that he would probably make a pretty damn good political leader. Rated T for swears.

When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.

Around him was the essence of pure mutiny. Friend turned against friend. Enemies were on the same side. The weapons flew from every possible angle. Not a second could be wasted. To pause meant a humiliating and agonizing defeat. He had to survive...

A slice-of-life look at an average Saturday with one-year-old Megamind in which several things happen - including finger painting with breakfast foods, fast-paced chases, wet shoes, and the warden taking him out to play in the snow for the first time.

Megamind has been planning a very special surprise for Roxanne, and Minion isn't invited. What happens when Minion and Wayne hatch a scheme to secretly crash the party?

The Skool has decided to put on Romeo and Juliet. Zim is determined to make sure it goes HIS way... **I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM** Any flames will be used to toast marshmallows.

In episode 1 Zim spends half a year trapped in a seemingly unequipped voot with a malfunctioning robot hurtling toward... something. But what really happened during those 182 days in space? A/U Earth landing.

When Zim doesn't feel well, Dib immediately begins to think that it is a trick to let his guard down. But he soon realizes that his rival has in fact become extremely ill and may be running out of time. Can Dib find the cure? PLEASE R&R! THANKS! ZADF!

ONESHOT, pre-movie. When one of his schemes goes awry, Megamind and Roxanne find themselves trapped in a submarine underwater. Will this situation change their relationship? More importantly, will they be able to escape before the sub fills with water?

AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.

The fourth in the 'Rambling Thoughts' series. Megamind has been taken back to the lair by minion after the final battle with Titan but he is pretty badly beaten up. What is going through his head as he lies there in a drug induced haze?

Part 4 in the series and it is Minion's turn. After draging Megamind back to the lair after the battle with Titan, Minion sits by his master's bedside and watches as the new hero struggels to recover. What is going through the fish's mind?

Zim finds himself stuck in the past, with no way to get out.

Merlin and Arthur have been put in the stocks for a day.

In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.

In which the citizens of MetroCity are a little wary, Roxanne gets a little angry, and Megamind gives an impromptu stand-up routine. Based on a scene from Cyrano de Bergerac. Post-film.

Green light shot out from the rocks, then was gone as quickly as it had come. The night was dark, so not much could be seen, other than the shine of red eyes and a grin, showing zipper like teeth. She thought she had killed him. She was wrong. ZAGR

Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.

When Zim needs some WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION to take out Dib, so The Tallest decide to send him an 'Irken Galactic Vacuum Cleaner' gone Haywire. Zim is pleased with his "Top Secret" weaponry, but that won't prepare him for the dangers of the Vacuum.

Zim is bitten by a vampire. Can Dib and Gir stop him and his undead master from from turning the world into an army of blood sucking zombies?