Hi

I love to read

especially mysteries, romances, and adventures

i also do like comedies

my favorite author is wendelin van draanen

thanx for reading my stories

IF YOU THINK EDWARD CULLEN or (JACOB BLACK) HAS NOTHING ON CASEY ACOSTA, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! (They really don't! I don't see why everyone is obsessed with them! I think that they are actually ugly!)

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with magic, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

-You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My dad blames my first grade teacher...

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile. haha yeah i'm smart :)

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character

Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with food in his/her mouth?

Why do they always do tests of the emergency broadcast system, but didn't use it on 9/11?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

A friend bails you out of jail. A best friend sits next to you saying, "Man, we messed up big time. Let's do it again once we get out of this dump."

A friend talks you out of running away. A best friend asks, "Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you're gone."

A friend helps you when you fall. A best friend rolls around laughing and trips you again.

A friend helps you find your way when you’re lost. A best friend is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.

A friend helps you learn to drive. A best friend helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance.

A friend will go to a concert with you, a best friend will kidnap the band with you.

A friend hides you from the cops, a best friend is the reason they're after you in the first place.

A friend stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself, a best friend is up there making an idiot of herself with you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.

(Say to a boy) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who manages to plan whole world domination in history class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be in the 10% sitting in deck chairs with popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!"

99.9% Of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle and Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

5 facts

1. There are more boys than girls in the world

2. People will always be human... won't they?

3. It is impossible to lick your index finger while looking up

4. You just tried number 3

5. You are laughing at number 4

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Sarcasm is a girl’s best friend.

- Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.

- I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is this?

Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?

Kid: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?

Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

teacher: where is your homework?

boy: i ripped it up and spread it across the playground

teacher: why?

boy: to keep away the elephants

teacher: what elephants?

boy: see its worked!

teacher: ...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Found this on 'ELF-yes i am short's profile and cried.. :( Please pass it on!

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Just cause I get really creeped out with things like this...

bold the ones you are:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture
(x) Sad movies suck.
() You own and/or have owned an X-Box. (No but I wish!)
(x) Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid.
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I was always the blue one!)
() You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool.
(x) You go to your dad for advice.
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.
() You like going to high school football games.
() You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
() Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (sometimes)
(x) Sports are fun. (Depends on the sport)
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

() You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
() You love skirts.
() Cats are better than dogs.
() You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink. (Because me mom makes me!)
() Go to your mom for advice.
(x) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Orange baby! Hint my name!)
() You hate wearing the color black.
() You like hanging out at the shopping center.
() You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
() You like wearing jewelry.
() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
() You don't like the movie Star Wars.
() You were in gymnastics/dance. (No but I wish I did gymnastics!)
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
(x) You smile a lot more than you should.
() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
() You care about what you look like.
() You like wearing dresses when you can.
() You like wearing body perfume.
(x) You love the movies. (who doesn't)
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Only cause my sisters made me! I loved GI-Joes so much more!)
() Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 4

Wow 18 to 4! I guess I really am a tom-boy!

Sammy Keyes Oath!!!!

Whenever I see a skateboard

I will think of Sammy

Whenever I see Macaroni and Cheese

I will think of Casey

Whenever I see a rubber chicken

I will think of Billy

Whenever I see a softball

I will think of Marissa

Whenever I see oatmeal

I will think of Grams

Whenever I see a dog grooming shop

I will think of Holly

Whenever I see a condor

I will think of Cricket

I swear to think of Sammy Keyes Wherever I may be!

If you love Sammy Keyes swear to this oath!