AnakinsOnlyAngel
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Joined 07-20-02, id: 238119
Author has written 14 stories for Star Wars.

People who don't know me:
The name is Tinamarie. People usually call me Marie or Tina.
I've been alive for 17 years, and my birthday is August 2nd.
I obsess over Star Wars, KoRn, music, art, art. art, buring things, vampires, more art, and a certain guy who shall remain nameless. (Not Anakin... this is actually bigger.)
I hate basically everyone... I have a lot of friends though. My friends are generally cool, though I shall not deny that I have urges to kill them quite often.

And my eyes are blue... my hair is curly... my left eyebrow is pierced and my labret will soon be.

Also, I hate it how jobs require you to have no piercings besides your ears! What the hell! I mean, if somebody can have TWO holes in their body, why can't I have one? Bigots. Bastards. Cows. I think that not allowing someone to work because they have piercings or blue hair or whatever is as discriminatory as not allowing someone to work because of their gender or race or religion.
Hell, I mean, if I took my eyebrow ring out, it'd grow back in rapidly!
Bigots.

Okay, leaving now, with one shout out...

NATHAN! email me (shattered_midnight at hotmail dot com) (Replace the at with @ and the dot with .) sometime, I'm going to miss you, man. Though I doubt that you'll even read this, like hell if you remember my fanfiction screen name! Anyways, I like all the inside jokes we have, and you can be fun to be around. You always make me laugh, which cheers me up, therefor you rock.
Insiders? Heh so many...
From the ear-phone jumprope on the first day we met... I am Yoda, your 'long story', POLES! Ohh remember that? You whacked yourwrist on something and you're like "OW MY POLE!" instead if wrist... Haaa that still makes me laugh! L.I.P... B.L.T... Large Index Pinkie and Big Large Toe. Sister-thing-a-ma-L.I.P! HA Leah got so mad, it was funny. OOOO Remember when I was VCR? I still say subtitles are evil. MALEVOLENCE!
I wonder if I can remember some of that one language you and I were creating... No I don't... besides Iba haha.
Anyways, I'll miss you, Nathan, hopefully I'll see you again sometime before I go off to college. I still wish I could throw you a graduation party on JUNE 6th, 2006, the PERFECT day. But I'll probably be in New York _

Okay I'm really leaving now haha.

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I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
To Stop the Suns from Setting by Pallas-Athena reviews
What if Amidala's ship never landed on Tatooine? How would Anakin's life be different?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,612 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Talk by Mackenna reviews
Obi-Wan must give ten year old Anakin the 'talk'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
She Destroys with Another by RuthlessStyleFreak reviews
{Complete} A month after his death, Noah comes back to tell Rachel that Samara is going to try to take Rachel’s son to help her kill the watchers of the video. Will Rachel be able to keep her son away from Samara? REVIEW!
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,796 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Complete
Let's Chat Again! by venus-7251 reviews
820 Let’s Chat (the talkshow) is back! Get ready for more characters, more cameos, more comedy, and more fun! Characters from the following will be present: Harry Potter, Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, LOTR, The Matrix (NEW!), and Sam from Life As A House!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
You've Got Me, Baby by BoredWeirdo430 reviews
Lizzie's starting her senior year of High School and recieves some very unexpecting news. Lizzie's expecting, but who's the father? **********~UPDATED FINALLY..READ~**********
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,889 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002
The Chibi Wars by Aphy reviews
*updated!* Fourteen Star Wars characters have gone chibi and back to kindergarten! Now kindergarten is complete, as well as Junior High! Will everyone survive Maul's surprise at the grade nine farewell? I think not! ^_^
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete
Day Trip by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Humor. Pre-TPM. Obi-Wan is 13. Non-Slash. A day of shopping turns out to be a little more entertaining than anticipated for Qui-Gon and his nutty apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Best Of Friends: Sister and Brother by Liza Jane reviews
Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo are in their junior year of high school when they meet Ellie. First, everyone thinks she is just a misfit and outcast. But they later learn something about her that seperates her from everyone in the school. UPDATED!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 4/11/2002
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Corny Romance by The Potterettes reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a force darker than evil threatened Star Wars fans worldwide. It was the corny romance, and could be fatal. The answer? A hunky Obi-Wan, a seriously cynical Padme, and an Anakin who can't spell his name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
I Can't Do This by paranoidangel reviews
ObiWan makes a decision about Anakin
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Not This Way by Jedi Squirrels reviews
AU. What if Obi-Wan wasn’t ready for the trials but saved his master from murder that terrible day on Naboo? Being alone is the worst disease—and sometimes its incurable. Anakin hate. Obi-Wan angst.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
Birthdays for Dummies by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. (Obi-Wan is 13) Non-slash. Qui-Gon celebrates his birthday, with a little help from his friends.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/28/2003
The Universe Cries by Neon Star reviews
Qui-gon is waits for death, while Obi-wan lies dead nearby.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/15/2003
Science With Vader by darth-trinity reviews
Two insane 13 year old girls 'accidently hire an assasin'. Who will their new science teacher be? Rated PG 13 for swearing, implied swearing and refferences.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/28/2002
The Master's Tears Phantom Menace QO Gen by Sheltiesong reviews
In which a Master faces his greatest loss, and a Padawan shows maturity in the face of tragedy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/10/2002
Flying Lips of Doom by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. Qui-Gon goes on vacation alone and leaves Obi-Wan in the care of Bren and Brazo. Will either be able to handle the boy and his flying lips of doom?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2002
Padawan Rejects by Padawan Rejects reviews
Four padawans- Si'Tri, Erra, Sansi and Taysh- have been rejected by their previous masters. But by some twist of fate (fanfiction), Obi-Wan has agreed to train them. Soon to be released as a radio play!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002
Holiday Hangover by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. When Qui-Gon decides to have a holiday party, he and his fellow Jedi get a little tipsy and Qui-Gon pays the price.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
Letting Go by Fat Puppy reviews
Obi-Wan suffers from insomnia as he struggles to let go of a dear friend.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2000
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Variousity reviews
PG-13 ONLY to be safe... this story, I think, is PG. But I don't want it removed. Anyways. This is basically just a humourous, Star Wars infested, incredibly short story type... thingy. Enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/2/2005
Mixed Up reviews
A certain Nubian Senator comes to Coruscant, and joins a certain Jedi apprentice on a mission to Tatooine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/2/2003
A Job Well Done! reviews
*FINALLY updated.. WOW!* Two Star Wars obsessed friends somehow manage to capture Obi-Wan and Anakin and torture them. R/R please!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 8/7/2002
Daft Wars reviews
This is what happens when Tinnie and Bob have sugar!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003
Proudly Random reviews
***Chapter 12 is up! SO MUCH NEW STUFF! Including new cast... and next guest is the big Darth Vader himself, AND his dancing Reek!***
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 8/7/2002
Out of Time Out of Space reviews
Anakin and his Master, Obi-Wan, somehow get stranded on Earth. What will happen? How will Tina and Bob react? Just READ!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 11/1/2002
Laugh to the Temple reviews
When Daisy gets no attention or love at home, she must find some in the Jedi. How can she do this? By laughing. She laughs herself to the Temple. (R&R please)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/17/2003
Nightfall's Curse reviews
Anakin's thoughts of suicide. Obi-Wan comforts him. My first angst one! ^_^ PLEASE r&r! *tempts with cookie*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2003
Charity and Tina's fiction! reviews
What happens when you get two bored Star Wars freaks together? Well, read on!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2002
Mardi Gras In The Temple! reviews
Yes, it's true! Mardi Gras FINALLY is celebrated in the Jedi Temple! Read to watch Qui-Gon knit! Obi-Wan flash people! It's a lot of fun, so, READ ME!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/8/2002
Tea Time! reviews
Talkshow! Stella is host! Makoto is Co-host! We're obsessed with Iced Tea and being insane!! ***It's.... updated? WOW! Send questions for... Darth Vader!!!***
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 8/25/2002
The Adventures of Tintin and Bob! reviews
What happens when two Star Wars talk show hosts get their show canceled? Well.... you'll just have to read and find out! *R&R please* And there are comercials!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002
A Fate of Two Loves reviews
Anakin and his Master, Obi-Wan, are on a vacation to Naboo. Romance flickers between Padmé and Anakin, when Padmé's brother comes, and things get... interesting! (This was my first eevr fanfic! PLEASE r&r!)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/14/2002
When Jedi get Together reviews
Well, a bunch of Jedi find a bottle of rare wine. Anakin and Yoda strip dances. Padmé gets a Padawan braid.... just read and PLEASE review!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2002