Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, unfortunately. The Amazing George Lucas does! *Gravels*

***Tintin and Bob (both girls) are standing in the middle of their backyard.***

Bob: Are you SURE you want to start a talk show? You might mentally harm the guests.

Tintin: *frowns* Of course! And.. Wait a minute, isn't harming them for life our goal?

Bob: Oh. yea..

Tintin: Hmm.. A name, a name.. *attempts to think*

Bob: And we need somewhere to hold our talk show!

Tintin: Oh. you're right, but the name is more important. Let's see. it must have the word random in it!

Bob: WHOO! RANDOMNESS!

Tintin: *smiles* randomness is good!

Bob: Say it loud! Random and proud!

Tintin: We need a theme song too...

Bob: *glares*

Tintin: Eep.. o.o *shuts up*

Bob: *smiles* Good Padawan. Now, a name..

Tintin: Let's think..

Bob: NO! Remember last time you tried to think? You short circuited!

Tintin: *glares*

Bob: *points and laughs*

Tintin: Anywho, back to the name..

***Four AM the next day***

Tintin: I GOT IT!!!

Bob: *wakes up* Wha.?

Tintin: I have the perfect name!!

Bob: Don't leave me hangin'! What is it?

Tintin: Eep. I forgot!

Bob: *glares*

Tintin: EEP! *runs*

Bob: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII! *chases*

***Please hold screen comes up, elevator music plays***

Tintin: *breathless* That was fun! We're back!! *listens* AHH! SCARY ELEVATOR MUSIC!!!! *runs over and whacks the pianist with hr plastic lightsaber until he leaves*

Bob: o.o Ookay.. *blinks* THAT was interesting..

Tintin: *grins* Anywho, the name!

Bob: DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!

***drum roll***

Tintin: Proudly Random!

***Suddenly, an audience appears, claps, then leaves***

Tintin: Okay, by next show, we will have a theme song! ^.^

Bob: And some place to hold Proudly Random!

Tintin: And our first guest will be..

Bob: COUNT DOOKU!

Tintin: PLEASE send in questions! For us or Dooku! *Cheesy grin*

Bob: Any question will do!

Tintin & Bob: Until next time!

Bob: Bye!

Tintin: May the Force be with you!

Both: BE RANDOM!

Tintin: REVIEWNESS!

Bob: PLEASE!

Tintin: We can't do the show without you!

Bob: and we need motivation to write more!

*both wave* SEE YA!