There's something to say about trying to hold onto basic decency in a den full of snakes. It kills you or drives you insane. Or both. Why else would he get himself exiled on purpose? (Hiatus. Desperate need of rewrite. First third barring a few re-done chapters is terrible. Leaving it up, though, because it was my crucible of learning to write).

She loved him first.

A Crazy but inspired suggestion by a Twitter buddy who was joking: The birth of a sexy encounter that makes Draco question everything. Dramione, Drapple, Remus/Hermione, Wotcher Wolvie, Wolfstar, Remus/Apple

“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.

She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.

"For every action, a reaction; for every choice, a consequence." Mass Effect 3 ending rewrite; full-game spoilers. Shenko. Complete.

AU - F!Cousland/Anders/Alistair - Commander Cousland rushes to Kirkwall to protect Anders from Weisshaupt who is coming after him for desertion when she unexpectedly runs into another Warden that left her when she needed him most.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

The Illusive Man is dead, revenge is sweet, and now only one thing remains: Destroying the Reapers. **My take on the horrendous endings BioWare provided for us. Shenko.

Kaidan goes through the motions; he's gotten good at that. But he's not letting Shepard go without a fight. 500 word Shenko drabbles inspired by the Mass Effect 3 demo. Spoilers for ME3 demo. Complete.

Nothing is the same, but eventually everything's similar enough. Shepard/Kaidan, post-ME2.

"I have a secret for you," he says, his breath warm against her cheek. "The top floor," he whispers. "If you hurry, you might be able to stop it." AU. Katniss makes a deal with Snow that changes everything.

Shepard and Garrus are stuck spending a night together in a hotel on the Citadel. What could possibly go wrong? Kink meme fill. M for smut.

When all is lost, a broken Hermione finds out she's been assigned a heavy task, to change history and save the ones she's lost. Even when it means never seeing them again. A timetravel fic set in the Marauders' age. Eventually Hermione/Sirius

Hermione has lost her memories and does not realize she's stuck in the 1940s. If that's not bad enough, it seems the only person who can help her remember is a boy every fiber in her being is telling her not to trust. Tomione.

Elissa wants to break in Alistair's new throne.

smut warning here It's been precisely 4 days, 23 hours, and 11 minutes since Dean found out he was maybe a little bit, minimally, microscopically, gay.

A/U oneshot set in season 3 inspired by "Moves Like Jagger". Puck and Rachel are paired up for a duet, but spend much of the week working on a different "project". Rated M for equal parts naughty language and naughty times. Please read and review!

M-rated supplements to Good Feelings. Each chapter on its own will be essentially a little PWP. If that's your thing, no need to read the epic. If M-rated stuff not your thing, these won't be necessary to follow the main story. John/Claire.

Masskink request for some sort of continuation to Unexpected, where requester asked for a threesome between F!Shepard, Garrus and the turian Councillor.

Garrus is plagued by visions of Shepard that are beginning to interfere with his precious calibrations. Not really any spoilers, I had a hard time finishing it, was too wrapped up in the deliciously xenorotic situation. M for language and Sexual Content!

Blood mages kidnap Hawke for use in a powerful ritual. Rescue comes too late, and now Hawke must deal with the difference between survival and life. A kmeme prompt run rampant. Hawke/Fenris, complete.

A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.

Two things that always lead to argument are politics and religion. A discussion about the latter drives a rift between Shepard and Thane Krios, with interesting results. Kinkmeme fill

When one paragraph just isn't enough... When fade to black's not an option. From planting primroses to Katniss saying "real", the expanded, hopefully inoffensive, unauthorized version. KxP, canon.

Sequel to "Just What the Doctor Ordered". Joker finds himself in the tricky predicament of having fallen in love with his Commander, wondering if she reciprocates or if she's only interested in his 'massage therapy'. Kink Meme Fill

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione Granger can't sleep. More than a cup of tea awaits her in the kitchen. LEMONS.

Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.

Duncan made a mistake when he recruited a psychopath mage. It might have been OK if someone other than Alistair had survived Ostagar, but since no one did, Neria is able to use her freedom to turn the kingdom into something ridiculously chaotic.

ONE SHOT - Hardened warrior Elissa Cousland takes fellow Grey Warden Alistair into her heart and her bed. Rated M for lamp-post licking. All characters property of Bioware.

What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?

Garrus/femShep written for kinkmeme on LJ; AU where reach and flexibility find a turian solider and a human ambassador going nine rounds.

Garrus/femShep species swap written for kinkmeme on LJ - but it turns out that when everyone has hangups about interspecies relationships, there is less fun and more soul-baring conversation.

Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.

Part 10 - Despite the rocky beginning, it's always led to this. To them. Caskett smut.

The Blight has ended, the Archdemon slain, but the Hero of Ferelden does not yet mean to rest. Alistair fled Denerim before the siege and she intends to track him down. Either he will return with her, or she will burn that bridge forever.

Cawca Te tells Castle there's only one way to break the curse, and it involves Kate Beckett. Post-219 "Wrapped Up in Death"

Castiel knows things are changing for him and he can't stop it, so he composes a List. Dean/Castiel, spoilers/canon through 5x14. Character death

Now that they have his fingerprints, the FBI have begun to piece together a mostly fictional account of what must have happened. AU, slash and serial killers. Kidnapping. Brainwashing.

Spoilers for Abandon All Hope. Sam kind of does a eulogy for Jo in honor of Dean. Please review!

Written for the prompt: Peter loves seeing Neal mussed - clothes a little wrinkled, tie undone, hat cocked to the side, lips swollen from kisses. //oneshot// //PeterNeal//

While checking up on what the Ghostfacers are bumbling with lately, Sam discovers an amusing video posted to their site that stars Jo Harvelle.

Dean was in the right place, but certainly the wrong time… dean/jo

There's a lot they don't know about each other, and even more they'd like to learn. Emily/Hotch.