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Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter, Skins, Britannia High, Misc. Books, Sugar Rush, and Misc. Games.

I used to write, now i just read. Move along, now.

My favourite pairings are Emily/Effy thanks to raichu-xyz and Harry/Draco thanks to DelorisPea. Also Dramione trash.

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Breathing Air by flyingnite reviews
7th year is starting, and Hermione finds herself without friends and struggling to hide an increasingly burdensome secret. Without her normal routine, she finds herself befriending the Head Boy and his fellow Slytherin, but will these newfound friendships be enough to get her through this difficult year? Eventual Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,946 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z.
Return to Hogwarts, Return to Home, Return to Him by islandpooka reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her 7th year as Head Girl alongside a surprising Head Boy. Together, they work through the pain of the war until the war crimes trials begin and Hermione has to testify. Ignores Epilogue, slightly non-canon, Rated M for language, limes, and eventual lemons. HG/DM STORY ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/10/2019 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Blaise Z.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35540 - Favs: 26,478 - Follows: 19,518 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing by BellaWinchester-x reviews
One-Shot. Normal pairings. Alternative ending to Skins. Freddie's missing, and when his blood is found at Dr. Foster's place, the gang are forced to deal with his death. But then a mystery guest turns up at Freddie's birthday bash at the shed. Cook's POV.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Cook - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5437 - Favs: 6,266 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Self Destruction by HeartInACage reviews
Nobody impresses Effy, she's supposed to impress them. But he does. Cook/Effy
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Effy S., Cook
London by tamiria reviews
Drabbles set in London after series 2. Maxxie/James, Anwar.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Maxxie O., Anwar K. - Complete
Stukkend by Novocain reviews
Femmeslash. Drug use. 'It's really hard to tell if we win or lose,' Hermione would have said to the unlistening air if she had been sober. 'Sometimes we do both, or neither, and sometimes we just lose and never know it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Salt in your wounds by Bitter Red Irony reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione and Draco have rough summers and both go through some changes. Draco teachers Hermione that sometimes the thing that hurts you the most, is the only thing that can help ::Darkfic::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,090 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Strip Down by Kristina Chang reviews
Hermione comes up with the idea to strip for the boys. To each girl her own boy, and Hermione's with WHO? Rating for some mild nudity and crude implications. A fun story. laughable and cute. WARNING: participants are EXTREMELY OUT OF CHARACTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Is Love A Crime! by nixendronea-weasley reviews
Draco .M & Hermion .G's Forbiden Love leads them down Romantic, Dangerous, and Dramatic Paths There are rocks on every path, But will their Love stand Strong? Will Draco protect Hermione and Will hermione Stand by her Man?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
SLYTHINDOR by SuSaMiNa reviews
What will happen when Dumbledore tries to end the eternal dispute betweeen Gryffindor and Slytherin by combining the houses? Hint: Mischief,Humor, Forbidden Love and a Masquerade Ball... (not cliche I promise) *NEW* CHAPPIE UP!!(12) D/H 4ever ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gothic Butterfly by Kolobusamy reviews
Hermione has a accident in potions with her time turner which pulls her into another dimention.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Soulmate reviews
Sometimes fate brings people together in a way no one ever thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - OC, Rose W.
Sometimes reviews
Sometimes life can be difficult. We all have our problems. But you can't just wallow in them, you have to wake up... And so Emily wakes up. But she still has her problems. And her memories.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
I Need A Break reviews
Something's happened and now Emily is leaving. She's not sure where she'll go, yet, but she's going. A gap year, she says to her parents, to her brother, to Katie... But is it what she expects?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
First Impressions reviews
**Gen3** Drabbles about the new characters: Franky, Alo, Rich, Mini, Liv, Grace, Nick, Matty. But not in that order. Please review. *Complete*
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010
The Love That Ended Peace
When disaster strikes, Maude thinks that her end has came as she is thrown on to the streets on the eve of war. But when a strange woman turns up and pulls her from the gutter, could Maude's life take a turn for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Helga H.
The War Years reviews
All is fair in Love and War, yeah? Emily reflects on the events that followed two years of studying at Roundview College. Naomily... Or is it?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Emily F., Naomi C.
The Grass is Always Greener
She's finished school and is tormented each day by her troublesome attention-seeking sister. Is it time for her to break free and start a new life? A Miss Bimbo fanfic.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Published: 9/7/2010
Elizabeth Stonem: Vampire reviews
Elizabeth "Effy" Stonem has a secret. And once you know the secret everything falls in to place, everything makes sense.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Effy S.
Drink Tea and Eat Cake reviews
Four of the Gryffindor girls find themselves in one tangled mess as they explore love and loss and each other. But for how long can they hide their true feelings? Based on prompts from Mystii and her 30/30 challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Lavender B., Hermione G.
But I Can't Dance reviews
Ginny has been transported back in time. Straight out of one war and in to another! How will she survive almost a millennia back in time? And will she find any familiar faces?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ginny W.
As You Can Tell reviews
My first attempt at a Sugar-based story. Sugar has a bit too much to drink and Kim's toothbrush runs out of batteries.
Sugar Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kim, Sugar
Who Wants to be Peter Pan? reviews
Some people want to grow up, others need to. Who wants to be Peter Pan anyway? No one can be a child forever. For HOL Challenge. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Dominique W. - Complete
Start Again reviews
What if the past fifteen years had been nothing? What if you just woke up one morning; a strange bed with white sheets, faces crowded over head, a sharp smell of disinfectant?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Live Our Lives reviews
She's living her life to the full, but she can't stop crying. Who is she and what has she become, what is she doing? WIP
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Effy S.
Song Of My Life reviews
Set two years after S2, Jal lets us know how life is treating her now, and how there's someone special always on her mind. May continue if reviewers wish it.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jal F., Chris M.
We Could Be Something reviews
Naomi talks to Emily through the cat flap after the biggest argument they've ever had. Will they ever work things out? My first ever Naomily fic, to celebrate the major up-date to C2 Skins Life.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Time to Pretend reviews
They all take time to pretend, to all imagine what their lives could have been, could possible be. They're fated to pretentd. Includes everyone S3. Language and drugs.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Cook, Effy S.
Sweet as Honey reviews
Not what you think. A story about Control, and the lack of it that Effy possesses. Rated for ED.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Effy S.
Grow Up reviews
She never wanted to grow up. And now she has to grow up and make her way alone in a big scary world. Or does she?
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Effy S., Emily F.
You and Me, Babe reviews
It's you and me babe. It's always going to be you and me. It's ALWAYS you and me." Where are they going?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Effy S., Cook
Drawen to Memorie
Inspired by Mary Hooper's Newes From The Dead. What if Anne Green cheated death again and again? How would she feel more than three hundred years after her first death? Historical
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 3/2/2009
Dear Diary reviews
They all have a diary, it's how they use them that tells you who they really are. So read on, and explore their hearts and souls, find out what they did today, and make up your own mind.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Russian Doll reviews
Emily Fitch is the submissive to Katie Fitch's dominant... But how does this make Emily feel? When did the sisters start to change? And what about Naomi Campbell?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Dance, Baby reviews
All Claudine has ever wanted to do is dance. And she'll do whatever it takes, especially after she glances herself in the mirror at Britannia. Who can save her?
Britannia High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Claudine
Control reviews
Because Effy's in control. She's the Queen Bee, indestructible... Isn't she?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Effy S., Cook
My Life reviews
Cassie muses on how it all began, how she slipped into the vicious cycle that now controls her life.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Cassie A. - Complete
I Think I'm Crying reviews
Jal and how she feels after being told that she cannot attend Chris' funeral.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Jal F., Chris M. - Complete
I'll Tell My Story reviews
Someone tells their story. They tell the harsh truth. They talk about all the things that most people think are wrong. They tell it how it is. WARNING: Drink/Drugs/Sex/Eating Disorders.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Cassie A., Chris M.
I Think reviews
Continually expanding collection to accompany I'll Tell My Story. Mostly short poems.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008
Things Have Changed reviews
Things have changed in Cassie's world. The questioning mind of a girl wanting to escape.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Cassie A. - Complete
Will You Answer? reviews
Chris as everything falls in around him and the pain just gets worse.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Chris M. - Complete
Bully reviews
Sketch is sick of it. She wants everyone to know how she feels.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sktech - Complete
I Can Only Beg reviews
Jal can't believe what's happened to her... She's confused about what to do next, and all of her musings end the same way. A poem of desperation.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Jal F., Chris M. - Complete
Never Be The Same Again reviews
Hermione will soon be free. But first she has to tie up a few lose ends and attempt to save not only her parent's marriage, but her own relationship with Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Listen, Tony reviews
Tony listens to the truth. And the truth hurts.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Tony S. - Complete
Cassie's Poem reviews
Cassie answers the phone and makes excuses. A short, sweet, snappy poem, completely in characterwhen it comes to Cassie.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cassie A. - Complete
Clipper reviews
The things you want to do most in life, and the one thing, or person, that stops you. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Silver Scales reviews
There's something on that island. Something that has to be kept a secret. But what if someone who swore to keep that secret accidently became the reason it was discovered?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Fear Ridden Inventor and the Crippled Outlaw reviews
Dark transformations occur for a fear ridden inventor and a crippled outlaw, starting with war, ending with delusion. What mysteries await this weird couple? Mixed Narrative. Some Mild Langauge. Rating T, 13 Only. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Life of Loneliness for the Innocent reviews
After an act of severe betrayal, Hermione ends up stuck on a Desert Island for the rest of her living days. Paradise you think? Anything but, when the reason she was put there in the first place, was murder...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
If I Fall, I'll Find A Way To Stand reviews
Hermione wants perfection. But how far will she go to obtain it? Hogwarts, Gymnastics, and the pressing issue of her body will lead Hermione to take drastic measures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stolen From Me reviews
A stolen child. Lies. Wanting to know. Needing love... One-shot Dialogue between chracters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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