D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason

Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother.

Neville Longbottom wasn't chosen to be the hero. Draco didn't even try out. But when the war is over and the nightmares begin, the two of them, along with Hermione, will do whatever they need to to ensure another Dark Lord doesn't rise from the ashes. Road to hell, and all that...

Jasper used to be part of the Cullen family, but was kicked out. Now Jasper is married with children that the Cullents don't know about. The Cullens call him for help. Not everything is as it seems. LEMONS. DON'T OWN ANYTHING.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Cedric's got a busy year juggling an amorous Cho, quidditch practices, Head Boy duties, avoiding hordes of star-struck girls, impressing his father, winning a tournement AND studying for NEWTS! What's a bloke to do? Call on our resident bookworm of course.

CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.

This is a story about Ginny and Hermione and their family. See what sort of trouble their children get into. I know I'm not good at the summaries, just read and see for yourself what it's about. Femslash.

Kingsley Shacklebolt, Auror and Order member, is a man of deep integrity. He lives by the rules, knows right from wrong, and has never been tempted to stray. Until he starts lusting after a teenage witch, that is. Tonks had always warned him that his self-denying righteousness would make him snap one day. [1/2015: Not Abandoned! Read Profile Notes and 'Coward' prequels].

COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".

After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA

They were made for war, cast out of the shadows themselves. Never did they expect a love as fierce as theirs to exist. AU OOC Lemons later.

The shard hunting group is rocked by an unexpected request from Sesshomaru and forced to endure the deal when, by mistake, Kagome agrees to his offer. (Check my profile for updated news on this story.)

I, Bella Swann, didn't get a happy ending. I got 500 years as an immortal and now they want me to escort a small person to destroy a ring of power. Why not? it's not like I'm doing much else with the rest of my eternity. B/OC, J/OC. NOT FOR EDWARD LOVERS.

CONTINUING! Remus and his pals taken on the ride of their lives when a young woman who claims to be from their future appears in the marauder era, ready to change the world as they know it. Will her own past keep her from handling their future? Can she love still? Remus/Hermione/Severus Chapter 16 UP!

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

AU: It has been said that a house divided against itself cannot stand-and the Capitol agrees. Can Peeta and Katniss break through the strict segregation laws that polarize Panem? To do so Peeta must first find a way to shatter the walls around Katniss' heart.

A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...

Not much made sense anymore. Running made sense. Solving crimes made sense. Sherlock's death... didn't. Which is how Dr. John Watson, former assistant of Sherlock Holmes, found himself in a cafe, with a notepad, deducing.

Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.

After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...

The Veela blood pumping through his veins craved her and it boiled with rage as it was neglected the feast Hermione Granger was. Draco Malfoy decided he would claim his bride by the end of the day,whether she was willing or not.Dramione/Veela fic.

AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE

*On Hiatus Indefinitely* They thought he'd died, but Hermione refused to believe it. With magic that no one understood, she saved Fred's life. Hermione soon discovers that her actions did much more than restart his heart; a deeper connection was formed.

A SS/HG fic. AU. Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. Snape is shocked to see the annoying brat with a child of her own, but no husband? Snape tries to figure out who the father is, romance ensues. Please read and review! Sequel's up!

Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.

Annabelle, Elizabeth's cousin, has admired Norrington from afar for years. What happens when she gets caught up with the infamous pirates, and the man who has stolen her heart is endangered? Goes through all three movies, so there's spoilers for each.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Previously titled "First Encounter". Something began there, on that cold night in the forest with a young witch, her perfume, and a man set on possessing her. What happens from there will change both their lives forever. HermionexScabior

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*

No one knew The Dark Lord had a daughter. And know one knew she would be one of the Golden Quartet: Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Bella. Starts with the end of GOF and the discovery of her past...and thus, her future. OC! DM/OC

Voldemorts in Power and Hermiones a badass... not that she isn't in actuality. Good God I hate summaries. This story is being edited and rewritten... constantly. Reviews are lovely. Don't you think? UP FOR ADOPTION! PLEASE CONTACT ME! NEEDS SERIOUS REWRITING AND SUCH!

The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?

All human. When Bella breaks up with long-time boyfriend Edward, she finds love with Jasper, her best friend, but is he the guy that she thinks she knows or someone else? Will her past come back to haunt her? BellaxJasper.

Jasper and Bella meet on Christmas at church. Neither are what they appear to be. Warning! Lemons! My entry for The Home for the Holidays contest! The Wicked Will Perish Psalm 1:6

Detention has never been so sweet...

Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT

SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.

One-Shot based off of Tim McGraw's song "If You're Reading This". Edward goes off to a modern day war with the knowledge that he won't return, leaving a letter to Bella with Jasper.

Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest

Gift for KaraSays. He had been watching her all afternoon, but nothing could have prepared him for how much he watched her now, as that tiny pink sticky ball rolled around her mouth.

Valentine's Day - the bane of Hermione Granger's existence. Until someone unexpected shows her the finer points of the day of lover's bliss. SMUT'N'FLUFF! Do not read if you're underage. RL/HG oneshot!

JasperXBella fic agian: Oh give me a break i luv em! any ways set bac when our dear friend Jasper is still in Maria's army AND- well u have to read on! :p I NEED HELP WITH THE TITLE! M because im paranoied

For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU

He was sick and tired of every bloke that ever crossed their path thinking they had a chance with her. :Marcus/Hermione OneShot:

Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

Seventh year fic- Blaise and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. He saves her from Malfoy on the train, and proceeds to become her friend. However, he has a terrible secret, and Hermione wants to know what it is. And can he really keep her safe from the Death

She was the reason he did what he did. The reason he made the right decision in the end. :Regulus/Hermione OneShot:

A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]

Hermione and the werewolf. Warning: A bit dark in early chapters. HGFG Rare Pairing. Complete.

IYKa. AU. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple who can’t stand each other. [A Swan Lake parody]

Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will

With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.