Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Hermione has never been lucky in love, and when Wizarding Britain decides to follow the muggle's example and create a magical online dating service, Harry Convinces her to give it a try. What could go wrong, right?

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

To be honest, she was just looking for a challenge. And then she heard of the Batman. Too bad someone else already had dibs on him. Joker/OC

AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.

It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew

"Why are you nervous?" He asked, his eyes still transfixed on the flowers he had begun painting on her skin. "Because I'm naked," She hissed, trying to will her shaking hand to be still in his grasp. He paused. "You aren't naked, stop exaggerating." Tomione. Rated M.

"I'm beginning to think that I would love to hear you scream." Tomione. Regency AU. Rated-M.

Severus is the heartless dungeon bat to everyone at Hogwarts. Even towards his Slytherins. When Luna shows up, taking the abuse from her classmates with grace, she works her way into a soft spot in his heart.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

COMPLETE - Structure is a very important facet to Hermione and Tom Riddle's, aka Lord Voldemort's, "arrangement." To unexpectedly become expecting turns so very many things on its ear. - Short and humorous "sequel" to Burn With Me only in the sense that it's set in the same sort-of universe. An AU of an AU? It is best if you don't take this seriously at all.

After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP 2/12/16 Added original outline and several cutscenes found in chapter 15

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

Life had a habit of taking unexpected turns. No one knew that better than Harry. He certainly hadn't planed on the path he had taken. It could be worse. Being a professional hitman wasn't all that bad. It paid well and he could get rid of some truly nasty individuals. So, all in all, life was good. Then one day he got a hit for one Tom Riddle. Harry knew he shouldn't have taken it.

What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!

COMPLETE. Ever since Voldemort's near-defeat three years past, Hazel Potter's health has been in steady decline. After much searching she finally discovers a possible cure. It's … unexpected to say the least. Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, three years widowed, is searching for a solution to his own problems. Mayhap they can help one another. (Fem!Harry/Lucius, arranged marriage, TWOSHOT)

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

ONE-SHOT: My submission for the Spring Challenge on Tomione Kink Meme (Tumblr). The prompt: AU where Hermione is pretty sure her new flatmate, Tom, is the serial killer/mass murderer who's made the news everyday for the past months.

Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.

After the war ended everyone wore masks. They wanted to appear alright, even if they weren't. Harry was just one amongst many wearing a mask. It just so happened that he never stopped wearing his. Only now he was wearing one for a completely different reason.

I rewrote this story under my other pen name, Maizeysugah. I condensed it down to 6 chapters and completed it (yeah, I know it's been a decade) and am currently posting it up on under Maizeysugah and at Ao3 under the same pen name. The final chapter will be up most likely tomorrow, so please read it there.

COMPLETE - Dark Volmione Short - Post-War - They all won but somehow, for Hermione, it wasn't at all how it was made out like it was going to be. A slighted woman is a dangerous thing. To slight the brightest witch of the age? Possibly more so.

Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]

Returning to school, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter develop a sort of friendship. While both of them try to get used to this new life, they encounter unfamiliar challenges. The Slytherin doesn't know how to react to being forced to marry a girl he had never met, while The Gryffindor doesn't know how to act around a man he constantly sees. Full summary inside. Snarry. Slash.

Lily had many secrets when she was alive. Now Harry must figure them out while dealing with the blame of Sirius death and the threat of the truly evil.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

It all started with a potion. With a plain potion, bringing the deepest desires to the surface, swallowing the slightest doubts and liberating the soul. Severus Snape drank that potion, knowing exactly it won't have any effects. Well, he was wrong. HPSS SLASH

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP

Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.

Professer Snape inadvertantly sees into Hermione's mind, discovering her worst memory and her best kept secret. When he confronts her, how will he be able to convince her that he can save her? Story form Snape's POV. Warnings inside, mature readers please.

Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality

"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP

Harry begins to hear a familiar voice while at the Durlsey's for the summer... it promises to protect him, promises that it is coming for him. It makes him feel safe, so it has to have been sent by Dumbledore, right? Non-canon, occurs on different timeline than JKR's books. COMPLETE

All beasts are in a way, like us. But we are the tamers of horses, makers of swords, speakers of tongues, and thinkers of wide thoughts. There are many men one could call beastly, and I suspect there are some beasts that would make fine men. GxZ platonic

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.

Draco trips Ron, who trips Harry, who is knocked into Snape and accidentally brushes his cuffs. Such a little thing, yet it's all he can think about. Everything he's been holding back since the Final Battle comes bursting forth, and Harry is determined to get Snape to stop ignoring him and actually talk. Unexpected allies, botched potions, detention, and Legilimency afoot! SSHP

Voldemort sees a couple of kids who are lost in the woods. They both look like a certain green-eyed menace. What happens when their parents come to collect them and start yelling at them about time traveling? Implied Mpreg! HP/LV.

HPLM slash. Harry is a patron of the arts. Lucius is Lucius. Both are predators. And either might find unexpected sympathy in the other.

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

Ever since the beginning they have been constantly fighting, one for power and one for peace but when events occur that throw them together in a new way there is a chance for something else. A slow build GanondorfxLink story.

Ganondorf Dragmire has been taken as a prisoner of war by the Queen Zelda. Uncertain of what to do with her captive, they strike a bargain that leads to unexpected and surprising results. AU Zelda. GanondorfxZelda

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M

An epic re-imagining of a classic fairy tale. A castle of forgotten souls...a Beast trapped in bitter purgatory...and an unexpected romance borne of one pivotal rose. COMPLETE as of May 4th 2012

When the big night comes, Shepard finds her own doubts and dept to the galaxy forcing her to send him away. Regret is sometimes the most painful mistake to face. What does one do with a second chance? FemShep/Garrus

AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic

A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.

Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU

This is a Harry Potter fic with some minor book Xovers. Harry died, again, and is sent back, again. Though this time he gets to change everything. It's not an original Idea, but it sparked something in my brain. Please review. editing done

Ganondorf decides to take a new path to power, by stealing the Princess' heart. Ganondorf x Zelda , set before the events of Twilight Princess. Rated for safety.

Raito has a bit of a problem; Ryuk doesn't get what the fuzz about New Years is, and he's not giving up until he gets his explanation.

AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!

It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.

A young woman moves to Gotham for a job opportunity in the acting career and to escape the pain and guilt thrust into her life. However, she soon becomes the obsession of a certain Clown Prince of Crime. [Rewrite in progress]

Angsty Harry needs to let off some steam. Hilarity ensues. A oneshot based on Dane Cook's "Brain Ninjas" bit. Not slash.

A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.

A word... I need a word to describe what this young one is to me. GanonxOC if you squint.

COMPLETE! A Snarry take on It's a Wonderful Life. For Severus life, is just one long chain, and Harry is the only bright spot in the darkness. Just when life threatens to strangle him, to destroy everything he cares for, help comes from an unlikely source

Three years after the lost battle of Hogwarts Lord Voldemort attempts revenge. Regrettably, he has never learned from his mistakes and underestimates Harry's incredible luck again. HPLV later. Warning: mix of drama, angst and comedy!

There are some things that can't be given, only taken. There are some things that are not treasured, but destroyed. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort has no intention of letting him go. Ever.

Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP

Harry's bored and at the Dursley's. Drabble. Letter-fic. NOW RATED M! HIATUS

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.

Hermione is curious...and she'll find out soon enough that curiosity killed the cat..

!ON HOLD! In the summer before sixth year, Harry is abandoned in London, where he is met by the most unlikely of people. Everything he believes is challenged, and by the time school starts he may have some very different views... WARNING: SLASH Tom/Harry!

Harry is sentenced to Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit. But what happens when he is proven innocent years later? Easy, he wants revenge. Harry/Voldemort slash. Mentioned Hermione/Draco. Dark Harry. Manipulative Dumbledore.

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.

He wonders if said "friend" will allow him to take his spiders with him. ...he figures probably not. ...That doesn't stop the spiders from coming anyway, much to his delight." Answer to my own challenge - see profile for details. TMR/HP

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

just a short oneshot .pyjak's are nothing but trouble. so when one get onto the Normandy it's up to Shepard and grunt to find it. i know the ending seems like there should be more but i was trying to make it like the game. REVIEWS ARE WANTED. ENJOY!

Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

All it takes is one altered action, one sacrifice made, one tiny change in fate to remake a legend. OOT AU

We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.

Over 8,000 years after the Final War, an immortal Harry, now named Keiran, finds himself boarding a ship that will change not only his life but the destiny of others. But the question is: will it be for better or for worse? Slash. Rated M for safety.

How Harry got into these situations he had no idea. Now he's stuck on this hellhole of a planet and now he's hearing whispers... SLASH! VIOLENCE! CHARACTER DEATH!

For some unknown reason, fate decided to play a cruel joke on Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, so fate chained them to a wall. Face to face. Fate can be real fun sometimes, don't you think...?

One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.

Harry has lived for a very long time, but it seems life is out to get him once again. Now he's trapped on a planet with some hapless tourists and a dangerous convict. And that's not the least of his problems, wait till the suns go out. Harry/Riddick

For those of us who would like to introduce another word besides the over-used "said".

Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP

LVHPLM SLASH AU! Dark!Harry. Betrayed and imprisoned after Voldemort's defeat, Harry makes a wish to redo the War. A new world offers different challenges and choices. Use subtle manipulations from the shadows or brute displays of frightening power?

is it possible for a simple girl to make the Joker fall in love? Make Johny Crane work in a call center? be the DA, America's top model, Novel price and Batgirl? and in the top of it be Brucey's lost causin?.... YEAH WHY NOT? WE'RE ON MARYSUE LAND, FOLKS

The Life and Lies of Harvey Dent's Chin

HP/LV. Character death. After years of sending gifts meant to mock, Voldemort's obsession to kill Harry Potter changed after one night.

No one could stop Ganon. Not the hero, not the princess, and certainly not the goddesses.

In JKR's reality, Lily found and cast the charm that saved Harry October 31st, 1981. Here's a look at a world where James cast the spell. First of a seven year arc.

Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.

How far would you go for a cup of coffee? A quirky, semi-serious, oneshot featuring the Joker and a random citizen of Gotham. Takes place vaguely between BB and DK. An experiment with character, voice, and first personness in general. T for profanity.

After killing the Dursleys, Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban. Years later, when the magical community needs him the most, they free him. Only they didn't get what they expected.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

One-Shot. Joker gives a seemingly futile attempt at breaking Batman's 'mask'. Slash?

The Joker isn't someone you would associate with being a sex symbol. But more and more women are finding him extremely appealing in the new movie. Is it because Heath Ledger is so irresisstible? Not in my opinion....

My name is Zelda, I am also known as the Princess of Destiny. I knew one thing for sure in life and that was that Ganondorf Dragmire was my sworn enemy, at least I thought so until he captured me and blurred the lines of good and evil for me forever.

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.

There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.

AU “He’s as… fragile as crystal…” To wear matching rings is believed to be the ultimate expression of love… Summary inside. HPTR Complete.

During the battle between Harry and Voldemort a curse backfires and takes them to some isolated room which they can’t get out of. Voldemort/Harry SLASH. Please R&R!

Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.

The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.

SSHP Slash. For as long as he lived Harry was never going to forget the sight of those black eyes in pain. The light hit Snape from the side as he turned in it to face the boy he had protected so many times before. And it looked like he was melting.

To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.

On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Original plot? That's what you want? Well, Harry is ABUSED! THERE! Now you have one! After his 6th year. Voldemort rescues him, will that eventually turn into a relationship full of meaningful HOT JUNGLE SEX? You bett

Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.

As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.

Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.

Vernon Dursley Kills Harry, But Harry Doesn't Die. Instead He Wakes To Find Dumbledore And Snape Hovering Over Him, And He Is Pissed. The Story Of His Quest To Rid The World Of Dumbledore. HarryVoldemort Slash!

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

[OCxGanondorf] Lania is the servant of the evil Lord Ganondorf. She hates what he has done to her and her family, but even as the days grow darker, her optimistic side makes her try to make a friend out of her dark master. Soon enough, they share a relati

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

What happens when the sages decide to come visit Ganondorf in the evil realm? Trust me, it's not what you think. Rated due to language, innuendo, and my own paranoia.

AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.

Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?

Sorting Draco Malfoy was so easy...wasn't it? The sorting hat ponders.

Tea-time. 3:45. Severus Snape receives poetry; Remus Lupin refuses to give up. Read and Review, you know you want to.

Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*

The students' last night at Hogwarts is traditionally reserved for the Parting Ceremony. It is always a memorable experience, but for Hermione it turned out to be a truly special night. S/H, and it's completed.

It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.