She looked like a sweet little lamb from afar, but when you get close, you find out she skinned and ate the damn thing just to use it as a coat. She's a beast. The history books and folktales alike had never described her as anything but a cold, inhuman monster whose drinking habits led to genocide rather than hangovers. [A collection of SasuTen one-shots #16] [Halloween Edition]

Never in her life had Tenten felt such strong attraction at a first meeting. But she needed to keep her hormones under control and not confuse what it was that she had been hired for. She was to be taking care of Uchiha Itachi's children...? Not her own sinfully inappropriate desires. Desires? Oh God had her interest transcended into that already? [Reader's Discretion is Advised]

In a world where stealing tomatoes is considered an act of treason... [Dedicated to megamac1296]

What had she been told about Uchiha Sasuke? Black eyes, black hair, black heart. Why, oh why, hadn't anyone warned her about the equally black desire he could arouse with one simple touch? In her world there was absolutely no surrender, he supposed that they would just have to conquer each other. [Completed]

They were at war. She was one brother's weapon and the other's shield. [ItaTenSasu] At the end of the day her loyalties lie with one, but during the night...her body lies with the other.

"The only time someone other than me is allowed to send you flowers is if they're leaving them by your graveside..." [Written for Tenten's Birthday Mar. 09]

"Touch me again and I'll make fish fillets from that beautiful tail of yours," he warned. Tenten gulped. It was nothing personal, the Akatsuki simply did not dabble in or do business with the supernatural. But if Konohapolis threw in the potential for Orochimaru's capture and subsequent death by the hands of the Akatsuki, then they just might have a deal... [Slight HidaTen]

Knowing that he could potentially be prodding what was a very dangerous animal, Ichigo swallowed bravely and spoke. "How do you feel about Rukia becoming my wife?" Ha. It was the joke of the century. Byakuya's response was as the title suggests...over his dead body or rather...over Ichigo's. [Written for Byakuya's Birthday Jan. 31]

It is common knowledge that whatever happens in Suna does NOT very often remain in Suna. In fact, what happened in Suna left Sakura pregnant with the child of a man to whom she could pin no name. Will they succumb to the pressures of family traditions and broken friendships or can they really turn one night of passion into a lifetime of love for the sake of their child? AU

[A collection of NejiSaku one-shots] #2: Everything about her spoke of forbidden indulgences. She was truly the work of the devil...

He was everything she had decided she didn't want in a lifelong partner. Irony had it that all he was―the good, the bad and the in-between―was everything she needed. Everything she needed to bring life to a state of equilibrium. [Can be read as a sequel to The UnPrized Uchiha]

If there was ever something formidable enough to make Uchiha Sasuke cower in fear, it would be his child's likeness to his former self. Deflecting in order to seek power was hereditary it would seem... [Short Story; Five parts only. Inclusive of Epilogue]

Dear Hyuuga Hiashi, Re: Hyuuga Neji's Report Card "Don't be too hard on him; Home Economics can be quite a dread, But if you really want to see an "A"…he has better luck doing the teacher instead." Sincerely Yours, Amorphous. [Reader's Discretion is Advised]

You got to get a little dirty when you're digging for gold...

"I think I broke your—," he struggled to find the right words to refer to THAT part of her anatomy "—your flower. It's bleeding. But I swear I wasn't probing it with my fingers," Sasuke added in his defense, brown eyes lowering. Tenten's black orbs burned like a coal pit set ablazed. Neji was confused. Tenten has a boner and Sasuke is ovulating? What the fuck? NejiTen/SasuTen

A little bit of VIOLENCE, a pinch of COCAINE, a tablespoon of SWEARING and a cup of LUST equals a recipe for disaster. Especially when it's a NUN doing the cooking and the AKATSUKI is the critic. [Rated H for Hidan] [Slight ItaTen]

After a horrendous car crash wipes the last ten years of Deidara's life from his memory, he struggles to grasp the reality of being married to a woman who was by no means his type and with whom he shares two children. Can their flame be rekindled or will his amnesia and teen infatuation with another woman extinguish it once and for all? [Indefinite Hiatus]