CerealKillerZerohide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Numb3rs. I am a huge fan of Numb3rs, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and waay too many movies to count. My first stab at writing is a Numb3rs fic called The Bodyguard. Updates have been non-existant of late as the muse is on vacation and the computer the file was on died a horrible and painful death. I might eventually branch out to writing in other fandoms, but if I do, it will definitely be after The Bodyguard is finished. My favorite Numb3rs characters are Don Eppes, Ian Edgerton, and Megan Reeves, so expect anything that I write to have at least one of those three featuring heavily. I also really enjoy the brother dynamic and fics focusing on the Eppes family. However, I'm usually not sold on stories that are strictly Charlie-centric. I can't explain it. He just bugs me sometimes. |
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Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,873 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6868 - Favs: 10,499 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9027 - Favs: 13,496 - Follows: 10,340 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Fraudulent Perception by Jet44 reviews
Don is arrested for fraud; Charlie & the others struggle to save him from prison by proving he was framed. Don has to face his future and past, and the case brings Charlie and Don even closer. Don/Robin, Charlie/Amita. Angst/Family/Hurt/Comfort. COMPLETE.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,359 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 12,968 - Follows: 5,998 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Desert Warrior by ShadeDancer reviews
HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,720 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
Janus, Two Face by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Ianuarius prequel. Megan contemplates her and Don's outfits and their effects on the rest of the team before their undercover assignment.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Megan R., Don E. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Phobia by ALEO reviews
Having someone else discover a phobia you didn’t even know you had and then use it against you on the same day, is just not fair. COMPLETE.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Don E. - Complete
Ianuarius by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Upon following up a lead in a desperate effort to solve a case, Gary Walker witnesses a sight he never thought he'd see.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Don E. - Complete
Award Winning by Sprite91360 reviews
Charlie isn't the only one winning awards. A Don and Alan story.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Don E., Alan E. - Complete
The Fugitive by Zubeneschamali reviews
COMPLETE. Inspired by the classic story, an innocent man wrongly convicted of murder must flee for his life and his freedom while seeking the truth. Numb3rs Awards Round Three winner for best AU, Novella, and Drama.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,887 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Their first mistake was pointing a gun at Bobby Mercer. Their last mistake was pointing one at his baby brother.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 5,513 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Eppes Family Portrait by Ms.GrahamCracker reviews
When a photography session becomes a life or death situation, the Eppes family's inner strengths are revealed.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 8,281 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Black Chronicles : An Ancient Legacy by the nutty imp reviews
AU A child's curiosity and an ancient artifact is never a good combination. As a child, Sirius Black was thrown into the future, thus he never became James Potter's best friend. He is however still fated to cross paths with another Potter. HP-Year1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,254 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Heart of My Soul by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Ardeth, thinking he's the victim of an arranged marriage, finds someone he never knew he needed.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,925 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Lone Knight by M.J.Emery reviews
An ambush leads to circumstances that rapidly spiral out of control, leaving a knight alone and many others in grave danger. COMPLETED
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 11/26/2004 - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 7,694 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Supremacy by amber75 reviews
QuiGon and ObiWan are sent as mediators to a world where men are considered substandard. The mission doesn't go as planned, especially for ObiWan...Finished.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Perceptions of Reality by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Charlie's brother accuses him of wanting to hide away from the real world, but what does Agent Don Eppes really know of his brother's life? Of his work? COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,983 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete
Disruptions by amber75 reviews
Takes place right after the events in TPM. Obi tries to deal with his newfound celebrity status within the Temple. Completed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Straight Path Lost by Phenyx reviews
Jarod has spent a lifetime striving for his freedom, patiently waiting for the day when he can stop running. CH 10 REVISED. Three paragraphs have been added in a feeble attempt to help the ending make a little more sense.
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Fragrant Offering by Lucinda reviews
Ororo feels alone while everyone is talking about social things and dates. Someone leaves her a gift to cheer her up.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Storm, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
A Taste of Misery by EstelWolfe reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Death Before Dishonor by Robin4 reviews
After being rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius, Harry finds that there are still plenty of ways for Voldemort to catch him--and that his life may have to be bought at a very high price. Set in 5th year and the summer before it. Ch 29 up, and complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,637 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I did not want this by catwjl reviews
AU. Aragorn was forced to take and claim the One Ring
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,718 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
Exiled by Elizabeth Goode reviews
What will happen when Elrond discovers Arwen and Estel's love? Will father and son be reconciled?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,330 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Voice Heard in Ramah by Phenyx reviews
A death in Miss Parker's world brings Jarod back to The Centre. His discovery will change everything as they work together to rescue some important people. But escaping turns out to be the easy part. This story is finished! Thanks for your support.
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,243 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Complete
Where the Shadows Lie by Robin4 reviews
In an alternate universe, Frodo makes the wrong choice and Sauron regains the Ring. With the Fellowship held captive along with Elrond and Galadriel, how will the Dark Lord be be overcome? Book or movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2002 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Gandalf, Galadriel - Complete
Guarding the Shire by shirebound reviews
On the way home after the War, Merry asks Aragorn and Gandalf why the Rangers were guarding the Shire for so long. NO slash, sex, profanity, or violence. A onechapter vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn - Complete
Brother of My Soul by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Following the events of TMR, Ardeth Bey and Rick O'Connell find out they have more in common than anyone could have imagined. COMPLETE
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,686 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/4/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Echoes in Eternity by Robin4 reviews
What if Maximus had decided to tell the emperor his decision sooner than at sunset? This story begins shortly after the battle in Germania at the beginning of the movie... Alternate Universe.
Gladiator - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2001 - Published: 11/9/2000 - Complete
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A Quiet Night In reviews
All Amita wanted was a quiet night to herself. She got something else entirely. Slash. Don/Ian.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Amita R., Ian E. - Complete
Lunacy reviews
Don is attack on the night of the full moon and things get a little strange... Don/Ian
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Don E., Ian E.
Matchmaking for Dummies reviews
...Or the reasons why you should never bet on your boss's love life. Slash. Don Eppes/Ian Edgerton
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Don E., Ian E. - Complete
Anything for a Friend reviews
Tag for 3.16 Contenders. A different take on what could have happened the day Earl Daly died.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - David S. - Complete
Unintended Uses of the FBI Restroom reviews
Colby hears something going on in the bathroom and feels compelled to investigate. What he sees really isn't what he was expecting... Not slash.
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Colby G., Ian E. - Complete
The Freshman reviews
A character study. A few reasons why Billy Cooper is more comfortable with being on the road, away from society, and tracking down the countries worst fugitives than with home cooked meals and evenings in the suburbs.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - B. Cooper, Don E. - Complete
The Bodyguard reviews
Baseball player Don Eppes gets his life turned upside down after his younger brother's FBI consulting results in a threat made against his life.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Don E., Ian E.
With the Swing of a Bat reviews
A fourteen-year-old Don Eppes acts rashly to defend his brother, with far reaching consequences
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Don E.
Doubt reviews
Episode tag: Two Daughters. Because Ian is a cold bastard when he wants to leave Megan. At least, that's what Colby thinks and there is something he needs to get off his chest. One Shot.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Colby G., Ian E. - Complete
Recovery reviews
One shot. Don goes to the hospital to visit an agent injured while helping him with a case. Eventually, he does something more helpful than blaming himself.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Don E., Ian E. - Complete
