She's private. He's feared. Both have rumors about them throughout the Soul Society. And both have enemies. Rating now changed to M.

A silly collection of one shots involving a certain Cat Burglar and Surgeon of Death causing all sorts of trouble in the New World together. Punk Hazard, Dressrosa, Zou and onward towards Wano! Beware of spoilers! DOUBLE CHAPTER UPDATE Y'ALL: Ch 10: Garchu, Traffy-Kun!(Carrot is in this one!) & Ch 11 Conversations with God! (Usopp is in this one! Duh lol)

She stares, transfixed, as the blood runs down his fingers and begins to pool in his palm. He holds his hand up to her lips in offering, and she tears her eyes away from the blood to study his face. He is smiling softly. "Go on Luce, I didn't cut them for nothing." [Vamp AU] [NaLu]

A series of one-shots highlighting the sometimes sweet, oftentimes dysfunctional, relationship between two fiery, hot-tempered red-heads. Nothing ever goes easy when two people fight like cats and dogs. AU. Rated for language and adult content. COMPLETE

"You claimed you were not afraid of me. Clearly you lied." After the defeat of Aizen, Orihime awakens in unfamiliar surroundings only to come face to face with a man she had seen die hours before. Now at the mercy of an Espada without a purpose, Orihime will have to learn to be brave while knowing that no one is coming to save her this time. Guest starring Grimmjow.

Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.

This is a one-shot dump for all the LawNa stuff I need to empty my brain of, it is usually very, very, very M rated stuff ... Ch16: Creation. Rated K - Written for Tumblr's LawNa week.

The woman who lives down below him is rather… odd. (UlquiHime Modern day AU)

Months after the events of Dressrosa, the New World sinks into Chaos. The Straw Hats have managed to find themselves separated again, and Nami has to find a way to survive on her own and find her crew. At least she knows there's a lifeline out there to help her. She just needs to find him first. Be advised: Rating has gone up for Chapter 9!

Medieval AU. The title says it all ... Rated M, not for chapter 1, but chapter 3 will be. LawNa

There is a way and time of harvest for everything that grows. Daisies? You rarely harvest daisies. But they do grow well in grave soil.

Always be suspicious when he does something considerate. Never trust a man, especially a demon, that comes bearing gifts. And always have something on hand to throw. Spoilers for chapter 51 and on. MephiShura.

As a scientist, Pai doesn't believe in anything that he can't see or touch. He doesn't believe in the intangible, and he definitely doesn't believe in expensive, corporate holidays. [Pai/Retasu]

Alice looked at him, wide-eyed. "But I thought you had all the answers!" Cat glanced at her. "If I did, then I wouldn't have shot out of your head like some coward, now, would I?"

Fairytale creatures were not real. Ulquiorra Schiffer believed that emphatically. But then she came into his life, a woman who by all means should not even exist, and his carefully organized life quickly became a chaotic mess. Now a bargain has been struck, and he must learn to open his heart or lose everything. This woman would either be the death of him or his saving grace.

Nami needs help recovering her stolen treasure, and Law is just the man she needs for the job, but his one small request for the overall plan puts the navigator in a slightly awkward position. How will a simple uniform effect the Straw Hat crew member, and her relationship with the Heart Pirate captain? Officially complete! ;p

Mirajane's infamous betting ring has a serious vulnerability in the form of a little white cat. Minor Jellal/Erza.

Lettuce and Pai's rapport shows on and off the battlefield. A collection of oneshots.

Confined to the stadium infirmary after being sacked by the monster lineman Gaou, Hiruma thinks about his team's future and what he wants from his manager. 1/28/12 Update! Part 2 : Mamori

"This can all turn into a nightmare very fast, Miss Nami."

"Need something, Miss?"

If Hiruma is like a bomb then Mamori is like an EOD technician.

Things change. So do people. Propelled 7 years into the future, Ichigo is engaged to Masaya. But Kish's reaction becomes the least of her worries when the aliens come back for the wedding and a surprise guest follows behind. "It ate my ring!" KxI PxL TxP

Direct follow-up of chapter 202. They were partners now, so of course they would be spending time together. What Gajeel and Levy did in that week before the trials started. Gajeel/Levy and Lily.

Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku

He wasn't exactly known for calm, rational thought.Not like she was, even with her blasted smiles. Her irritating, polite, infuriating, gentle smiles. She was, always had been, so infuriatingly calm.

She's afraid of him and he has no idea how to handle people. When Gazille and Levi get stuck on a job together, it's a tough mix. Oneshot, rated M for languge and fluffy smut.

"Please tell me you're not really into THAT, please tell me that you're a lesbian."-otherLucyotherNatsu,LucyNatsu-

Kisame is sent after a pregnant Hyuuga, who's only mistake was getting caught up in Itachi's misguided plot to return Sasuke to heterosexuality. Beauty fell for the Beast who's only interest is her grisly accidental death. //Modern AU, KisaHina\\

“P-pai-san? What on Earth are you doing… on Earth? In my backyard?” -- Two years after the aliens leave Earth, Pai appears in Lettuce's backyard and presents her with a rather intriguing idea. Fluffy; and a belated birthday present for True Colours. :3

Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu

Kenpachi and Unohana? That made no sense at all. The captain of the 11th was barely contained chaos, mayhem in human skin. And the captain of the 4th was—well, was Unohana. A/N: Speculation on Unohana's bankai within.

A poem about Christmas. It tells of Mews, and aliens, and lack of properly concealed abdominal regions. Fluffy, with very brief hints of PxT, LxP and IxK. :3 Happy Holidays, minna.

December 20th, the birth date one Hitsugaya Tōshirō. A birthday drabble that includes Matsumoto Rangiku, Kurosaki Karin, and a little bit of fluff.

Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Soi Fon never liked having a lieutenant and when she gets stuck with an ex-Espada as the latest she is anything but pleased. Grimmjow always had problems with authority and a new captain isn't about to change his attitude. The Fourth are on standby...

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

NxL future-fic: It was easy going from friends to lovers, but trying to make a relationship work through the different scary phases is so much harder than they thought. Update Ch. 5: In which Natsu realizes why he loves her.

He is the flash from the corner of your eye, the figure behind you in the mirror, the whisper in the still air of an empty room, the prickle in your skin. For Mamori, Hiruma's physical absence does not necessarily mean he's gone. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Eyeshield 21.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

She was always alone. Alone in the pitter patter.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

Tart's not sure how he feels about Pudding, but when she falls ill with the flu and through strange coincidence he ends up forced to aid her, he realizes that his denial issues need to be handled. TartPudding, very fluffy towards the end.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Hiruma worked tirelessly towards one goal for years, but when all is said and done what's left for the devilish QB to entertain himself with? HiruMamo

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Introspective HiruMamo, Angel Devil theme, set after college.

What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.

Unlike Hiruma, Mamori is not frightening. But she is unyielding. With this, she can stand up to Hiruma. In the space of one afternoon, however, both learn that there are many, many things in life to fear. I don't own Eyeshield 21

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Who would have guessed that working at a local art shop would be so interesting? AU DeiSaku

[Zaraki x Unohana] Because love lacks common sense. Written for the 1sentence lj community.

After a series of Zaraki's having a bad day accidents, Unohana convinces Kenpachi and Yachiru that they need a Hawaiian vacation. KenUno, Yachiru

After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Hiruma pushes Mamori too far, and suffers her wrath in front of the entire school. Now he's out for revenge...but his reaction isn't what Mamori was expecting. HirumaMamori.