Why hello person who is looking at my profile! If I could shake your hand in a dignified way, I would, but unfortunately we are on the internet so it is impossible. My name is Colleen, and I am a teenager who's living in suburbia. As far as personal information, that's pretty much all you're going to get.

Ships I sail: RosexScorpius and LilyxJames. That's it right now, but I'll eventually put up and OCxOC story. My RxS stories usually have a bit of AlbusxOC too.

Ships I read: Cannon. And some slash, but only in areas where there is room to explore. Like Scorpius/Albus and Sirius/Remus.

Ships I burn: Most Fannon. Sorry guys, it's not happening. I have a deep loathing for HermionexDraco, simply because if they were a pairing, there would be no Rose and Scorpius. If there was no Rose and Scorpius? I could see why you like them.

Stories:

Of Typewriters and Tape Recorders: The strangest short storie thing-a-ma-doodle I've ever written. Then again, I had ingested about 4 mountain dews before I wrote it. A one-shot about Rose kidnapping Scorpius, told through a typewriter and a tape recorder. RxS

Late Night Flying: Excerise to see if I could write a kissing scene for Rose and Scorpius. Posted it on a whim. Rose is a little ADD, and your typical angsty teenager. Minorly amusing if I do say so myself. RxS

Late Night FlyingScorpius POV: Part of afore mentioned excerise through Scorpius POV (hense the title). Scorpius is pretty weird too in this one. And a Gryffindor! I love Gryffindor Scorpius... RxS

Founders, Marauders, and Misshapen Timeturners: NOW FINISHED. Scorpius has created a time-turner. He convinces Rose and Albus to try it out with him, and...things happen. Mixing of time periods, characters, and a brief mention of the giant squid! Gryffindor Scorpius again! RxS, and a bunch of side ships too.

It All Started With His Drool: Another one-shot! LilyxJames fluff, told from Lily's POV. In which Lily realizes she has a crush on James and handles it badly. Rated T.

Note: I don't write fanfiction a lot unfortunately, but it if I write it, it'll be during the summer. I don't know why I feel the need to include that.

Okay, so I know this is lame, but oh well. I feel the need to fill it out.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The grudging land also left colonial New England (it's my APUSH book).

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My couch, my laptop, and a record player.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Mythbusters.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:00 pm.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:56 pm. I'm not very good at guessing time.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A plane flying over my house.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was biking home from hanging out with my best friend Margaux (don't-be-a-rock-in-my-river).

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook! Because it's too easy to become an addict.

9. What are you wearing?

A purple tank top, and a light blue and white checkered skirt that hits me at my waist and flows out until it reaches mid-calf.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. Don't ask me what it was about, all I know is that I woke up in a state of confusion.

11. When did you last laugh?

On the train with Marguax today. The scenery was amusing.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Artwork done by my Gramma, my mom, and some bad ones by me, the Marauder's map, to wicker palm fronds, this weird abstract thing done by the Blue Man Group, a mask, and a hand fan (I don't actually know what they're called).

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I'm sure of it.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's exactly what I thought it would be.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Stardust (it's based off a Neil Gaiman book!).

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books, coffee, give away some of it, and a lot of vintage clothing. I know, I'm very materialistic.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Turquoise is my favorite color. It is also a word that I continually have a hard time spelling.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would be a companion of the Doctor.

19. Do you like to dance?

HELLZ YES. I suck though, but that's the joy of it.

20. George Bush:

Oh look. You can write a name.
I don't share my political views online, idiot.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lillian.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Godric.

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