HOLA MY DEAR LITTLE ALIENS!!! CALL ME SAGE!! (p.s.. NOT MY REAL NAME. stalker..) LOLZ!! WELCOME TO MMYYYYYYYYY AWESOMESAUCETASTICAL PROFILE!! LOLZ. so stuff about me:

JOIN THE REVOLUTION: BeginningTheREVOLUTION

Writers you MUST check out:

1. musiclover99: She's ... INSANE!!!!! Not to mention hilarious, and an amazing writer!

2. xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx: Leader of the revolution... Need I say more?? Okayyy... AWESOME writer, awesome person :)

3. bubble drizzles: We're fellow GLEEKS!!!! Hehe

4. AcademicGames: Gods... She's COMPLETELY insane and awesome!!!

5. Silentflier: One of my bestie's in real life, I love this girl to death!!

6. Druidgirl333: Another of my bestie's in real life, I LOVE HER!! Hehe

7. daughterofhades5565: .. One word: THING!!!!!!! Hehehehe.. He's a scary-looking stuffed animal... You don't wanna know the rest!

1. I love reading and writing.

2. I'm awkward and random.

3. I'm fun and lovable. ;)

4. My inner vegetable is a squash. (more on that below)

5. Two of my bestie's inner vegetables are Cucumber and Mung Bean...

6. You probably think that I'm insane by now.

8. I am now going to reassure you and say that I'm most definitely insane.

9. You're going to be so freaked out by my weirdness that you didn't even notice that I skipped number 7!

10. You now are falling under my magic spell and want to read and review my stories! ;)

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

because I know what the Olympians know!

Now swear it on the River Styx!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~ Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed somesort of gaming device.
~ You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were/are in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

Total= 22... wow im a girly girl! lolz

Stuff I have heard, read, or seen:

We are all inner veggies. Don't deny it. ~ Me

I'm a squash... or spinach.. whichever is more attractive! ~ Me, while debating what my inner veggie is.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life throws you lemons, fill your bra and make your boobs look bigger!

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes.

People: Dogs must be on a leash at all times... Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrr... Bark..OOHH! Squirrel!!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I'm rad, you're rad... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pant. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me. (not really, you weren't screaming at me... or were you?)

Caution, water on road during rain.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My -BUTT! (not really butt)

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Elmo watches you from your closet.

rOkay, so you're probably wondering about the whole inner veggie thing, right??? Well my friends and I are obsessed with this awesome British show called Merlin.. You can watch it on Hulu(.)com. Anyway, there's this one actor on there and his name is Colin Morgan. Him and his totally hawt co-star, Bradley James, were featured on a British talk show. They did a cooking segment of the show and Colin Morgan wasn't there. The talk show host said,

"Sorry that Colin isn't here, he's a veggie." And I was being my crazy, insane, Hyped up, sugar high self, and I thought that she meant that Colin had actually turned into an actual vegetable.. Crazy, huh? So then the next day at school, I insisted that everyone accept their inner veggie. So far, these veggies are taken:

Cucumber, string bean, tomato, spinach, squash, carrot, mung bean, corn, and... cheese... lolz.

So if you want to know your inner veggie, PM me and we will have an online inauguration ceremony..

1. You probably are really freaked out by me now.. lolz

Anyway, I have a few more personal quotes..

"Rawr I'm a zombie! I feed on the stupidity of the living!" :"How can you eat stupidity?" "You're making me hungry..." ~My friend Ani and her friend Nicole.

"One boy.. had the power... to be powerful." - Bradley James on Merlin Video Cast Diaries.

"The evil mystical van of doom," *looks up to the sky and sees a blimp. "Oh, that's not very medieval." -Bradley on Video Diaries.

"We're gonna die, dut dut dut dut dut, We're gonna die. No we're not, no we're not, we have to come back for season 2." -Me and Silentflier quoting Merlin.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Me whenever Iggy, Fang, Nico, Alex Pettyfer, or Bradley James are mentioned.

"I'm a pwetty pwetty pwincess!" "Are you on drugs?" Me and my friend Ani...AND I WAS NOT ON DRUGS!!!

"You're chubby." "How many times do I have to keep telling you this? I'm fluffy, not chubby." "That makes you sound like a demented stuffed animal. Say curvy instead." *I look at my friend Ani in confusion* "But I am a demented stuffed animal!" ~ Me and my friend Ani

CURRENT FAV SONG: Misery Business by Paramore

CURRENT FAV BOOK: Angel by James Patterson (PM ME IF YOU'VE READ IT!! I NEED TO SQUEAL ABOUT IT WITH SOMEONE!)

CURRENT FAV QUOTE: "We are all inner veggies."

LOLZ, SO THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY RANDOMNESS, ENJOY MY STORIES!

~InheriGirl

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 10

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 6

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total :5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 8

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 10

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

total: 6

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Reflection, Christina Aguilera (..okay..)

Waking Up: Grenade (Oh, that's wonderful...)

First Day At School: Cruella De Ville (I'm scared to go to school now..)

Making Your New Best Friend: Your Love is My Drug (Awww)

Falling In Love: Belle Notte, Lady and the Tramp (AAAAWWWWWW)))

Breaking Up: American Boy (..okay..)

Prom: Beauty and the Beast (Let's pray that I'm the beauty here, m'kay??)

Graduation: Firework, Katy Perry (Cool, cool, cool.)

Life's Okay: Breakeven, The Script (Obviously, it isn't okay..)

Death of a Close Friend: Livin' On a Prayer (...Wow.. I'm a nice person)

Mental Breakdown: Jar of Hearts, Christina Perri (That works)

Driving: Dynamite, Taio Cruz (WHOO!!!!)

Flashback: Poker Face, Lady Gaga (... YEAH!! VEGAS, BABY!!)

Getting Back Together: Lucky, Colbie Callait, Jason Mraz (AWWWW)

Wedding Scene: Bleeding Love (AWWWW)

Birth of Child: Airplanes, B.O.B. (...wow..)

Car Accident: Ignorance, Paramore (..That makes sense..)

Final Battle: Singing In the Rain/Umbrella Glee Cast Version (Strangely fitting)

Death Scene: Misery Business, Paramore (...Interesting)

Funeral Song: Freak the Freak Out, Victorious Cast (Thanks.. I get that you guys REALLY love me.. Lolz)

End Credits: Pocketful of Sunshine, Natasha Bedingfield (WHOO!!)