Sir Apathyhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Quest for Camelot, and Pokémon. Bonjour. Officially I'm known as Sir Apathy, which is odd, considering I'm 100 percent female. Oh well. Now, onto business. I'm underage. I'll leave it up to you to figure out exactly what 'underage' I'm talking about. By the way, no smoking while visiting, k? ='-'= I live in California. Sometimes it's great, other times... not so much. Anyway... I'm an aspiring writer that deeply regrets the fact that words don't sound the same out-loud as well as in my head. Yah. I have pronounciation problems. At the moment I'm working on... nothing... Well, that's encouraging isn't it...? A 06-13-10 -- Ok, so, I've been reading fanfiction for at least five years now... just uploaded my first stories... be nice, yah? 07-04-10 Alright... did my first semi-depressing (in a kinda angry way) story! Hope you enjoy it and hope you enjoyed your Independence Day! 08-03-10 Put up a Pokemon story... just for fun! 01-19-12 OMG! I'm alive! ...and still procrastinating :P 12-18-12 LaLaLa! It's finals week! LaLaLa! Finally got it through my thick skull that I write best with an actual pencil and paper in hand. I wrote like 5 pages in one sitting! But you're not going to know about that... Cuz I haven't posted it, Nyah! 8-14-15 Wow... I am a horrible writer. Sorry for those of you who like Fifteen's the new Ten but I don't know if I can reach the same mindset to write Abe's character to the same level. If you want to give it a shot you are more than welcome to, just share :) Currently tackling a Fairy Tale SI fic idea. Put way more work into so far than I ever have into any other story ever. Besides my original works anyway. If this fic ever happens I promise it'll be f* awesome. |
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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15805 - Favs: 13,104 - Follows: 12,748 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
The Watchman by MadHat886 reviews
Rorschach wasn't killed but was teleported to another world. Now how will the crimefighters of that world will take to his ways of dealing with villains? DC/Watchmen crossover
Crossover - Justice League & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 227,853 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 131 - Words: 786,594 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 1/22/2009
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 5,491 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6115 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Ninja of Justice by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,008 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and The Paladins by rom5 reviews
HP/SG1.AU. SLASH. Revelations after the triwizard Tnmt. set Harry,his friends and new love on a path to strive for justice and a better society for all. independent and powerful harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 106,262 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Next Great Adventure by AmateurFanfic reviews
The war is over, and the sheep of the wizarding world have once again begun to turn their backs on him. In hopes of avoiding the hostility of the public and the greed of the Ministry, Harry embarks on a journey that will take him to a new life. Repost ch
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 3,773 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - S. Carter, Harry P.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Saimin Saimin Fruit by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU HP/OP crossover Harry comes across a Devil Fruit from the Grand Line while in Diagon Alley. It ends up being the Hypno Hypno Fruit, giving Harry the power to hypnotize anyone at all with complete ease.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11176 - Favs: 6,994 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Devil's Advocate by rgm0005 reviews
Takato thought it was all a game. Lucemon played upon that belief. And the Digital World trembled, as that smiling boy walked. Things would never be the same again.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 121,472 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis, Takato M.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,838 - Follows: 3,953 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Transient Guest are We by 1sniperwolf reviews
In another bid to destroy Ice Crown, Illidan summons a demon from another world and hurls him at the Lich King. King Arthus knew his strength and decided the fate of this boy, this Naruto. To become a Death Knight. NarutoXWarcraft
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,764 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Black Rock and Roll by Mage-Alia reviews
Harry is swept through space and time to Lorderon near the beginning of the invasion of the burning legion and the rise of the Scourge. He’s on his own with no allies or friends, just himself and the will to survive his new world. Nopairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,365 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P.
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Panther King of the Shinigami by PanteraIchigo reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 7,466 - Follows: 8,497 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Demon Serpent by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Harry Potter Naruto crossover Harry, in an act of desperation, creates a tear in space, drawing him to another world where he shall learn the deadly art of being a Shinobi. Of course, it is nobody but the serpent man himself... I'm going to finish this!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,687 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Orochimaru
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9647 - Favs: 25,923 - Follows: 10,414 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Sharingan Harry Book Three: A Grim Life by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's third year has started and with his new girlfriend Fleur he must discover who is trying to kill him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Gotham Nights by The Darkest Soul reviews
Naruto took revenge on his world and destroyed it. Using Kyuubi's power he traveled to a new one filled with bat themed heros and clownish villains. Something tells him that he'd fit in perfectly. NarutoXBatmanXOther Crossovers. SuperNaruto VillainNaruto
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15752 - Favs: 10,045 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
An Accidental Affair by L. S. Donovan reviews
Ron's done something stupid. Typical. Now Harry's trapped alone on a strange planet with nothing but three suns, sand, and strange, hissing creatures for company. Slash, Rid/Har Dark!Creative!Powerful!Smart!Harry Not REALLY Ron!Bashing, but come on... R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P.
Tale of the Demon Fox by RogueRoguePhoenix reviews
After years of planning, Uzumaki Naruto had razed Konoha to the ground and slaughtered his enemies. With the shinobi world dying, the demon ninja decided to seek peace in a new one. His arrival will spark a new revolution to all Yokais. -Dark Naruto-
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,952 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
No Fear by Cole224 reviews
Harry meets the Joker.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 232 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3623 - Favs: 7,544 - Follows: 6,818 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Isis's Bane by althor42 reviews
SG-1/HP X-Over If Isis hadn't died in the canopic jar, things could have turned out very differently. Harry goes to the airport at the wrong time. What will the wizarding world do if Harry leaves Earth? These three chapters will spawn two different stories.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 6,635 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cutting the Deck by cyrusII reviews
AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Morrigan by TheNoblePorpoise reviews
Susan Newman is not having the best of days. Not that you could when you accidentally create a toxin better that the Master of Fear's own recipe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007
Sealate Warpein by CaffineFreekar reviews
Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Link to Justice by Minastara reviews
When the Justice League rescue an unusual girl, something strange happens. When the girl's power draw them in, will the Justice League escape? More importantly, will they want to?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Stranger by RyansKid reviews
I'm a mad, mad man. No I'm not a mad man.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 4,460 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Home Is Where You Hang Yourself by RyansKid reviews
Not everyone can get away with killing themselves...but I did.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Blue Bird: Fledgling by ShadowsGrace reviews
“Luck, Robin, luck, that was all that allowed me to defeat Bane. He underestimated me once and it cost him everything, he will not do so again.” Bane has escaped prison and is out for revenge, and the name at the top of his list is that of a small, blue b
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Timothy D.
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 519 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Wings of an Angel by phoenix catcher reviews
Discontinued. Harry/Warren. Mutant:Harry. Harry, learning his true form after his 17th birthday, is forced to flee the Wizarding World and to the US where he lands in the middle of another war on a much deadlier scale.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,492 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Harry P., Angel - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tales of a Ragdoll by piratequeenz reviews
A new girl has come to Gotham, one which has the resemblance of a ragdoll. Needless to say she will leave her mark but how did she get there, what does she want, and furthermore who's side is she on?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Stranded by HarbingerLady reviews
HPNaruto crossover. Harry Potter is transported to the shinobi world in the aftermath of the final battle with Voldemort.HBP compliant.Chapter 12 uploaded!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,725 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Hollow Naruto by Horific Albel Nox reviews
A new summary hmm. Its my story clap clap, its a crossover with bleach dance dance, how's that for the summary now read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Naruto U.
Meow by UnspokenFaith reviews
Somebody has to keep the legacies alive, but will history repeat itself even with a new bat and cat? Slight TerryOC. UPDATED CHAPTER 25
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,151 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11281 - Favs: 21,076 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Madness by SilverLocke980 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,919 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Fifteen's the new Ten reviews
Fifteen in a world where ten-year-olds get to go adventuring with Pokemon? That calls for some serious teenage rebellion. The run-away-from-home kind. -Rated for Abe's foul mouth.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010
Life's Work reviews
One-shot. Cornwall and Devon finally get their shot, and they do it with Style! Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the first showing of Cornwall and Devon, the Two-Headed Dragon!
Quest for Camelot - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
