Okay, hello! A little about me, then...

NAME: Loraline Scylla Donovan, Lory for short,

AGE: Wouldn't you like to know! I WAS born on Saint Patties Day, though...

PREFERENCE: Not really anyones business, but I'm Bi. If that influences how you feel about me or my work, then you're a sad little pathetic creature. God created us in His image, and the mere fact that I love you for you and not your gender shouldn't deem whether you can look down on me at all. Get off your high-horse! Like the song Don't Laugh At Me, "One Day We'll All Have Perfect Wings". So, yay, curse at me, spit at me, tell me I'm going to Hell. I'll make sure to point you out to the Higher Ups when you and I meet there. After all, everyone loves to torture bigots...

RELIGION: Christian but open-minded. There is no one way to serve God, nor one right way to Follow him. Everyone is their own person and can do what they want.

FAMILY: Oh, I have a mom, a little sister, my cousin Ashton Nightingale (A Nightingales Dream on FF.N), three dogs, four cats, twelve cows (YAY! COWS!! XP ), two gerbils, and a step-dad...notice he comes last...AFTER THE GERBILS, even... :

Now, ONTO RANDOM QUOTES AND/OR POSTINGS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Copy this on your own profil if you are against homophopia too.

"Locked in a round room; sent to the corner" - Friend of mine

"I think you thought what I thought to think about three thoughts ago... I think..." - Same Friend

"Harry Potter: Because Remus Lupin would use Jacob Black as a Chew Toy" - Facebook Flare

"Save our Earth! It's the only planet that has Chocolate!!" - Facebook Flare

"Happily Ever After. Not only does this seem totally superficial, it just sounds Boring!" - Friend from before

"When exactly did you loose your mind?" "About three months ago. Woke up married to a pineapple, and an ugly one at that. Ah, but I love her..." -Conversation between Buck & Manny in Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (LOVE that movie, BTW)

"But...Aren't we supposed to be getting on with the poking with the pointy sticks and bad guys exploding into dusty bits?” - Xander in The Tang of Blood by WizardsGirl

Harry: "You're a werewolf?!"

Remus: "Yes."

Harry: "Are you fucking serious?!"

Remus: "Yes. That too."

Harry: "What?"

Remus: "Oops. Too much information..." - Okay, I SOOOO Stole this from ServantofShadows profile, but I just couldn't resist!

"If a deranged psychopath walks down the street covered in blood, do you call the cops? Hell no! You close the blinds and lock you f-ing door, is what you do!" - Same Friend

"What's my goal in life? To win a Darwin Award that beats all Darwin Awards. That would be friggin awesome!" - Same Friend

"If a tree falls in the forest, do the other tree's point and laugh?" - Don't Remember...

"I have a dream... A dream where all chickens can cross the road and NO ONE would question their motives!" - I think it's off of another profile, but I don't remember...

"I would rather rule in Hell then serve in Heaven" - quote from some fic that quoted from somethoing else...

"It's like chess. Don't think one move ahead, but three." Giddeon to Reid on Criminal Minds

Friend "I would rather skinny-dip in a pool of sharks, hogtied with a steak around my neck, then go on a date with you!"

Guy "...I've got a car"

Friend "Still a no"

Guy "I'll pay"

Friend "Nope!"

Guy "I'll buy you chocolate!"

Friend "Well why didn't you say so!"

Friends New Boyfriend "Seriously? Sweet!" Does Happy Dance

Friend "...If you ever do that again, I'll leave you. Chocolate be damned!" - Real-Life Conversation between my Friend and her new boyfriend. (Congrats, Btw SIX MONTHS!! WHOOT!)

10 STEROTYPICAL REASONS HOMOSEXUALS SHOULDN'T MARRY! COPY IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST belong in a gang.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST Sacrifice goats and small children

I’m OPEN MINDED, so I MUST be going to HELL, and be GAY

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I’m a PREGNANT TEENAGE RAPE VICTIM, so I MUST have been ASKING FOR IT

I have a TUMOR in my HEAD so I MUST be a LOST HOPE

I have SIBLINGS with DIFFERERENT FATHERS so our mom MUST be a WHORE

Number your 12 fav Harry Potter characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Lucius

2. Severus

3. Harry

4. Voldemort/ Tom M. Riddle Jr.

5. Luna

6. Neville

7. Minerva

8. Sirius

9. Remus

10. Fenrir

11. Draco

12. Flint

1) Have you ever read a Six (Neville) /Eleven (Draco) fanfic before?

No, but that does sound interesting… Hmm… Plots

2) Do you think Four (Voldemort/TMR) is hot? How hot?

Snakey Voldy, HELL NO, but Handsome Voldy or young Tommy, HELL YES!!

3) What would happen if Twelve (Flint) got Eight (Sirius) pregnant?

O_O … BAD PADFOOT!! NO SLEEPY WITHOUT PROTECTION!! BAD! …Then again, those would be some Dark Babies… XP

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Remus)

Um, Yeah. There are a lot of Remy/Siri fics, as well a Remy/Sevy, Remy/Harry, and I found a Remy/Luna one a while back, too!

5) Would Two (Severus) and Six (Neville) make a good couple?

Twitch Um…Maybe? I can’t think over that too much, but I guess opposites attract thing might work….

6) Five (Luna) /Nine (Remus) or Five (Luna)/Ten (Fenrir)

Arge, two werewolves to choose from………. I Can’t decide….

7) What would happen if Seven (Minerva) walked in on Two (Severus) and Twelve (Flint) having sex? X3

… “SEVERUS!” Scandalized look, before scowling “Professor Snape, Mr. Flint, if you’ll follow me. I believe the Headmaster had best be informed. I am severely disappointed in the both of you! For shame!” Lolz!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three (Harry) /Ten (Fenrir) Fanfic.

He’d been running ever since the moon had risen, ripe and full and all but smirking down at him. Stupid, really, to go into the Forest this time of month. He prayed he’d live to regret it properly as the howling started again.

9) Is there any such thing as a One (Lucius) /Eight (Sirius) fluff?

Yes, but only if it’s good. Otherwise, No.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven (Minerva)/Twelve (Flint) Hurt/Comfort fic.

EEEEWWWW!! Um, Raindrops and Purrs

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Voldemort/TMR) to de-flower One (Lucius)

Oh, oh, oh! It would have to be in Lucius’s school day, and he’d have been lured to the Dark by the handsome, charming, and powerful up-and-coming Snicker Dark Lord.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Harry) het?

Yes. And very few are very good, if you ask me.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Draco)

Umm…Not sure…They could, though!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Severus)/Four(Voldemort/TMR)/Five(Luna)

…I doubt very many could write that pairing, least of all my barely-interested-in-HP-friends…

15) What might Ten (Fenrir) scream at a moment of great passion? X3

First of all, he wouldn’t scream. He’d howl. Smirk And my guess? Biting. And Dirty Talk… Smirk

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Sirius), what song would you choose?

I REALLY Don’t like Song-Fics, unless it’s only in the first chapter of a multi-chaptered fic. I’d have to pick… Never Too Late by Three Days Grace

17) If you wrote a One(Lucius)/Six(Neville)/Twelve(Flint) fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Possessive, Protective Slytherins. You have been warned.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Fenrir) to use on Two (Severus)

“Tell me, little snake. Do you bite everyone who propositions you, or will I be the lucky one?” (Said with a playful snap of teeth in Sevy’s ear and rumbly-purr-voice)

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Didn't write the poem below!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!!

25 REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"