Hi there!! My name is Heather and I'm 14 years old. I'm a Twilight Mania Fan and as you can see, I love EDWARD!! My buddies and I are all talking about Twilight every second we're together. My friends that don't like Twilight (GRRRRRRR!!) are sick of it, so I thought I would use up some of my Twilight fantasies here rather than at school! WOOOOOOOO TWILIGHTTTTTTTT!!

Things about me:

Eye colour: manly green and brown, but they always change colour depending on my mood!! I know weird!!

Hair: yup last time I checked I had some it is long and wavy, but it's also straight!

Hobbies: defiantly have those!! I'm not only a twilight fanatic ( yes that's right I do, do other stuff other than reading twilight, fanfic and writing fanfic -hard to believe I know) I also swim twice a day, once before school and once after!! I have to get up at 4 in the MORNING!! But hey it's me that forces my mum and dad to do it I do it from my own free will! I'm CUCKOO!!

Favourite animal: Elephants all the way!! but dolphins and llamas are good too!!

Weird things you can do with your body:Um, you might have guessed by now that I am absurdly weird. Almost everything on my body does really strange stuff!! Oh and if you happen to pass me in the street and you think that that girls really hyper, then think again. You just have to ask my friends how hyper I can get!! My life's this one huge gigantic laugh!!

I ususally don't give a freak about these things but...
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.( happens alot I am a kultz lol)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this on your profile if you have ever walked into a door. (I have once or twice)

If you think everyone's out of their mind except for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile this person knows who Im talking about!!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having
your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it."

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful,
some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live
in the same box."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.”

"Love your enemies! It really them off."

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

you need to try this:
YOUR REAL NAME:

Heather

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Heaizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blood Red (is a vamp a animal well now it is) Vampire

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Paige Cox

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last
name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd
letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name):

Edgahdh

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Katy

10. Did you realize theres not a # 5 (cause i didnt get that either)
11. Start laughin or ill murder you jk or am i

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Great Comebacks!

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.

M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.

M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

11 signs that ur in love

ELEVEN
You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other
people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:
They're all you think about.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're
looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your
mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you
didnt notice number seven was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
laughing at yourself.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?

1 week- YAY!!

Who introduced you to the books?

Tasha and Jess-GO THEM!!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Pestered my mum and dad to get them for me for CHRISTMAS!!

Who is your favorite character?

Emmett

Who's your favorite vampire?

Emmett

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob/seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Bella/back cover:and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When they first realised they loved each other!! (It's really sweet!)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched him (go BELLA!! WOO!)

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

before the wedding

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

In the ballet studio with Bella, James and Edward

Which book cover was your favorite?

new Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

YES! they are the best books in the WORLD! Thank you Stephanie for writing them!! You are the BEST!

This or That?

YOU WHAT?! that doesnt even make sense! but i would say that. =P

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight of course! I thought nwe moon was quite boring untill Alice came back!

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward Jacobs such a jerk! (sorry any Team Jacob people out there but you know its true!)

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob- even though i hate Jacob i hate Bella even more! She's too whiney!

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice! I love the little evil pixie!

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice- i dont like Rosalie

Jasper or Alice?

Alice- Jazzies too quiet for my liking

Jasper or Edward?

Edward-same reason

Carlisle or Esme?

I'd say Carlisle, but Esme is just as nice!

Emmett or Jasper?

EMMETT!!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

both lol

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil love him

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James

Werewolves or Vampires?

vamps-werewolves smell bad!!

TEAM CULLEN - NOT JACOB !! HE DOESN'T SPARKLE !!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

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there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

USE THIS LINK-GO ON I DARE YOU!! - IT'S TWILIGHT RELATED!! YAY

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep3AEQlpixo

Thats just the Twilight one, you can then move onto New Moon and Eclipse!! They are funny!!

Also watch on you tube, Charlie the Unicorn!!

Mr Blobby Pic:

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Anyway all the fanfics that I have read are BRILLIANT!! Well done guys!! If you are reading mine, then thanks a bunch you're all AWESOME!! =P

Hope this profile hasn't put you off!! =