Good Lord...could it be true...? DANA IS ALIVE?! Yes (no) I am indeed (not) alive! Good for me!

Hello, hola, bonjour, yo, hey, and other greetings! I am Dana, otherwise known as "Fleeting Eternity," and I am here to...well, write. Huge surprise, am I right?

Name: Dana (as I said)

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Religion: Catholic-Christian

Hobbies/Interests: art, writing, theater (acting and singing), tennis, track and field, medical science, world culture, media, reading, anime

Current Fandoms: Naruto, Death Note, FullMetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Axis Powers Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), Wolf's Rain, Harry Potter, Invader Zim

Pairings I Support:

Naruto:
SasoDei/DeiSaso
KakuHida
ItaSasu
PeinKona
NaruGaa
SasuNaru
OroKabu (crack)
SasuGaa
ItaDei (MAYBE...still contemplating...)

Axis Powers Hetalia:
GerIta
FrUK
USUK
Spamano
Rochu
PruHun
AusHun
SuFin
Giripan
TurkGiri
LietPol

Kuroshitsuji:
SebCiel

FullMetal Alchemist:
EdWin
Royai

Soul Eater:
Stein/Spirit
Soul/Maka
Kid/Liz

Ouran High School Host Club:
HikaKao

Harry Potter:
Snape/Lily
Snape/Lucius
Lucius/Narcissa
Ron/Hermione

Invader Zim:
ZaDR

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Twilight (clarification: BOOKS, not MOVIES), Adam, Heaven's Wager, Mistress of Rome (ARIUS

Favorite TV Shows: Modern Family, Glee, Ugly Betty, Ghost Whisperer, The Good Wife, Cops

Favorite Movies: Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, The Proposal, Something Borrowed

I also LOVE LOVE LOVE music (pop and classical being my favorite genres), blueberry muffins, knowledge and studying, shopping, Alan Rickman, roleplaying, daydreaming, Italian food, tracing my family history, and my many fangirl fetishes. I have a fear of wide-open spaces, basses (the instrument), moose, Tobi's butt, Slenderman, and April 2nd. I believe in achieving world peace through means of Hetalia. Kishi/Bisco is and will forever be my OTP.

Fanfic Stats:

1) Okay...I REEEEEEEALLY need to continue writing If You Could Turn Back Time. I have the plot all worked out in my head, I'm just having a hard time expressing it on paper...damn.

2) I've gotten a lot of e-mails asking if I was going to update AnIMal Chat. The answer: Not likely. It was fun to write and all...everyone needs their perv time...but what's done is done, and I think it's time to move on. I MAY...MAY...write another chapter LATER if all of you are good little fanfiction writers. -throws you a cookie- NOW GET.

3) No more Phineas and Ferb fanfics. I wrote those when I was like...uber spaztic...even though it may not come across that way. XD

4) Kindling Fire WILL be updated, in fact, completely changed, eventually. I'm VERY busy with school right now, so I'm not sure exactly when.

5) Expect a ItaDei fanfic from me soon. -SHOT-

6) Pudding

And for my further words of wisdom: NEVER get sucked into roleplay...EVER! It will TAKE OVER YOUR THOUGHTS...and sleep schedule. (1 year anniversary ftw)

Pein on crack...? THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.

Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Au revoir for now, my sweets! Please enjoy my work, and remember: Sir Roland loves you, and we are all Alan and Dana's children. If you're afraid right now, that's normal--please don't be alarmed.

Oh, look! I draw! http://