Great. First I'm stuck in the totally akward situation of being the only human in Mutant High, and now Magneto wants to kidnap me? What next Life?

Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.

Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

Sub!Harry, Top!Draco, AU - Draco is a prince and Harry is a slave. There is no Voldemort- Though Riddle exists- but Harry's parents are still dead. Story starts at the slave market where Draco buys Harry. M for later chapters! Chapter 5 up!

Four different girls, four different pasts, a story about fate and forever.

After growing up with a homaphobic father, Lovino Vargas doesn't think his life could get any worse. Till he is sold into prostitution for being gay. Now his only question is if he will ever see his friends again. Spamano, FrUk, GerIta, PruCan,and more

There is an accident in which Steve gets blasted with magic. His body regresses and suddenly, he's no longer Captain America, but his old scrawny self. While the effects may not be permanent, Tony has an idea of what they can both do with their time until Steve changes back.

Alfred meets Chiara at a bar, and maybe he's a teensy bit crazy for her. A teeny bit. So, naturally, as mister Hotshot Football Guy, he's got to seduce her or woo her, or something like that, to keep his dignity intact. America x Fem!Romano HUMAN AU. Rating may go up, but probably not.

Tony realizes he has to quit drinking or he might do something he'll regret. As he's suffering through alcohol detox, Steve offers himself as a distraction. How long before they realize all they need to get drunk is each other?

Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange had a daughter just before being sent to Azkaban. Now Cassiopeia is attending Hogwarts with the people whose lives were most affected by her parents' actions. With the impending return of the Dark Lord whose side will she choose? Set in OOTP.

In which there is sex pollen, Tony is needy and horny, and Steve is more than happy to be ridden like a fucking bronco. Except, it takes a while because Steve's got Morals and Scruples.

Feliciano was quite sure Ludwig hated him entirely, but he soon finds out that the fire in Ludwig's eyes is something else entirely. Feliciano is pleasantly surprised. Germany/N.Italy. Smutty goodness. Language. Sexy out of control Ludwig. Human names used.

How can something so wonderful be so wrong? How can something so wrong feel so right? This story centers the love between a 27-year old man and a 15-year old boy, and the things that pulls them apart.

When Lovino and Feliciano Vargas get caught in the rain after school one day, they have to stop and keep each other warm... by all means necessary. AU

Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?

Antonio has a dirty little secret he keeps all to himself. And there's absolutely nothing that will make him betray that secret. M for sex. AntonioxLovino Oneshot?

An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!

Never put a man on a pedestal. Matsumoto learns how to be jaded while Hitsugaya tries desperately to fix what he broke. With another arrancar assault and the past coming back to haunt them, these two will be lucky to make it out whole. HitsuMatsu.

Naruto has always wanted a family, now with some new workers at Ichiraku Ramen, now Naruto finds himself with one. With new allies, how will Naruto proceed as he strives to become the worlds greatest shinobi? One obvious pairing others yet to come!

This is for Dark Juliet! this is a one shot. I dont really plan on making a second to this. I hope u like it others can read I really dont care.First time writing blah blah blah! u get it. if its not funny idk what to tell u cuz it didnt sound romantic.

Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea

Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Ichigo died in front of Rukia's eyes seven years ago and she never got to say "I love you". But he's back and is the new Captain of Squad Nine. Rukia as his Lieutenant finally has Ichigo back but he can't remember anything from his life including her...

L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.

The mature fanfic about Unwritten. Short storeies about Hitsugaya and Matsumoto's love for one another.

A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE

Short one shots between Hitsugaya and Matsumoto. The rating may change later.

The time has come for Konoha to celebrate the beginning of Spring. For this Godaime Hokage organized a festival for both shinobi and civilans. One blonde shinobi will find this event more beneficial for his love life than he thought he would. NaruHina

Is destiny something foreordained, something one can never fight off? Or, perhaps, it is possible to control it with one's own hands and shape along with one's own wishes? A story of Kira Izuru, Ichimaru Gin and their relationship.

Mel and Koneko, the two hyper teens sharing a house deside to bug the goblin king....this will not end well.......WARNING! EXTREMELY RANDOM! HEAD MAY EXPLODE. OC, NO PAIRINGS

What happens when two hyper teens take randomness to an extreme? will they be able to keep their mouths shut? we all know that's not how it works.... M for Language. Random! THOU HAST BEEN WARNED!

BB had set intentions when he kidnapped Near, but his plans for revenge got sidetracked when he got to know the albino. Old memories are dug up and a killer has to make a choice.

No gypsy, slut or doxy Shall win my mad Tom from me I'll weep all night, with stars I'll fight The fray shall well become me.

As none of you know, Mel and Koneko are the utter deffinition of random, what happens when they get their hands on a deathnote? RANDOM! THOU HAST BEEN WARNED! Read at own risk!

Rangiku Matsumoto returns after ten years to find things have changed.

Drake is back. And more awesome than ever. If that's possible. King has a day job! Drake/King slash vampires from the movie Blade

You can't make this stuff up.

Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!

Warning: like 3/4 of a lemon yaoi boyxboy action! if you dont like dont read otherwise enjoy! basically PWP my first attempt at anything like this review pls! LightxL

*SLASH* *LOGAN/REMY* Remy is taken into the Xavier Institute after weeks of living on the street. Remy had been abused and beaten, and continues to take it out on himself. Logan ends up wanting to help the other mutant remember what love truly is.

Draco hates everything about Harry. But when he finds out he also loves everything about him, his life takes a shocking turn. What happens when he shows everyone whose side he's really on?

Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.

AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.

Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!

With the absence of Pepper Potts, can the famous Tony Stark survive alone for a week?

Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.

a list and various reasons why Buffy the Vampire Slayer OWNS Twilight

Seven years after the Labyrinth. Sarah is haunted by dreams of failure. One day, Toby speaks rashly and Sarah is unwittingly transported to the place of her greatest nightmare. How will Jareth respond? And how will Toby get his sister back? J/S—COMPLETE.

Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.

Sequel to 'Kitty Love'. Spike and Xander get turned into foxes! M/M, Lemon, Language, Anthro/Furs.

Who would have thought that after being saved from being beaten up, Todd would have gained the best friend of his life? Who would have thought a girl would stand close enough to him to fall for him? Who knew he'd feel the same? Todd sure didn't. ToddxOC

COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.

Magnus decides to make Alec breakfast after the Shadowhunter spends the night at Magnus's apartment. He would never have guessed that breakfast would end up being even sweeter than his dreams had been...in more ways than one. Rating explained inside

A sad tale of love. Beyond Birthday x L. Rated M for sex, some profanity, and just general angst. Read and review, everyone!

What happens when Hermione saves the life of a werewolf? She gets kidnapped to be his mate! not DH compliant HG/DM lemons in later chapters! OOC

Draco and Hermione, being Head Girl and Boy, have to share a dormitory. Then suddenly, our favourite Slytherin starts to dream about his rival, but why? Rated T for possible swearing. //DM/HG\\ //Not compatible to DH\\

Kagome gets captured by the Shichinintai during a battle. Rating may go up. My first Inuyasha story, unusual pairings later on! Some angst too.

James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"

In which the doctor is forced to change his body without dying and has difficulty coming to terms with the defilement of his physical form. Jack helps.

Late one night, Buffy meets a strange vampire in the woods. One-Shot

SEQUEL NOW UP! Stef/Mouth. Mouth tries to convince Stef that he's called "Mouth" for a different reason than what she thinks, and she has a hard time believing him.

To say that Grimmjow is an exhausting lover would be an understatement, but Stark thinks he wouldn’t have it any other way. Stark/Grimmjow, oneshot, interesting kinks, and yaoi up the wazoo.

Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.

Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.

Lily surrenders herself to Darkness in a way she never imagined possible.

Updated 06-12-08 KradxSatoshi DarkxDaisuke. With a special artifact Dark and Krad have their own bodies. Will this cause even more turmoil? Or will they find something more... M for lemon and implications! Chapter 13 up!

When the body is poisoned you must suck the poison out. But when the poison is blood that tames the monster inside, things get a bit complicated. In order to save InuYasha, the monster must live… for that to happen… blood must spill. KOGAINU

Its Valentines Day in Fudal Japan and Inuyasha has a crush. Kagome comes with a sweet candy that should put two people together. Whith Kagome's candy will Inuyasha be able to tell his crush he likes him? Shonen Ai. boy love. InuyashaXKouga

This is a oneshot parody I wrote after watching Phantom of the Opera with G. Butler. May I be forgiven.

Month O' Oneshots 6! When Blaise and Seamus get lost in the woods, what happens when their story starts to seem suspiciously like the German tale of two kiddies lost in the woods? And what if the witch isn't nearly as bad as she seems? BlaiseSeamus

A VHD, PSOH, SOTN crossover. Basically, a really crazy story involving D, Alucard, a spazzy fangirl, a werewolf, a vampire, and . . . a man who looks an AWFUL LOT like a woman . . . (acts like one, too) The rating is for language and some yaoi.

Spike and Xander encounter a powerful demon, and the resulting battle has life altering consequences. Amnesia fic with a twist. Spike/Xander. Only partially posted here due to high rating. Full story is up on my webpage.