Hi there, welcome to my (hardly ever used) fanfiction page :3

P.S This stuff below was written in 2009, but its too funny to delete :P

Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, happychipmunk.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you like it when your room is a mess, but your mom/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb up the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect), Happychipmunk (It hurts when you fall, then hit into someone else! Ooops!)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a lampost, put this in your profile!

If someone says: 'OMG you read this fanfiction crap?' what would you do? If you would smack them into the face put this on your profile

Convesations me and my friends have had in school

(In French)

Me: Do you realise that we could be doing so much better things with our time, instead of going to crappy classes like RE and SE?

Eils: Yeah, cause we could knock them out and have like...2 less hours every week.

Me: Well while we're at it, lets knock off PE as well.

Eils: Okay, then Maths and French too.

Me: Okay, and Chemistry.

Eils: And Physics.

Me: So what we're left with is, Biology, English, Graphics and History.

Eils: Pretty much, yeah.

Fi: Guys, you do realise that you now only have a 4 hour week, right?

(In Maths)

Me: C, what are you drawing?

C: A ballerina.

Me: Right.

C: What are you doing?

Me: Work.

C: Oh.

2 MINUTES LATER

C: Oh! Are we meant to be working?

Me: Slams head down on desk