It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.

Being a parselmouth, Harry is hired by all of the Dragon Sanctuaries. His new job: to travel the world, check on all the dragons, talk to them and learn about them. The dragons have also heard of Harry's talent - as an artist and they can be pushy about having their portrait painted. With dragons, magizoologists and shades of Dark Lords after him, Harry's life is anything but dull.

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

Subconsciously concealing injuries after a fight prompts the discovery of metamorphmagus abilities in young Harry Potter. However, that ability had been covering up a very big secret for more than eleven years. keywords Severitus / Sevitus. COMPLETE!

After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.

A collection of oneshots about what happened prior to, inbetween and after the happenings of 'Poison'.

Forced to give up her dreams of knighthood, Kel is betrothed to someone she never thought she would see again...

SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...

Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14

John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?

This is what happens when Merlin is lost. This is why destinies are never simple. - Reveal fic. Set after Series 4.

A gift and a bond between two. No gift and you are a freak of nature, no bond and madness is the path that awaits. Two unbound men, odd and lonely, one presumed not to have a gift and one with a gift that could turn him mad anyway. A prompt on sherlockbbc brought this one into existance.

You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.

"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.

The Good Soldier, one of the oldest and strongest of the fallen, is offered a bargain: to live as John Watson and to Guide a fledgling archangel so that he will stay on the path of good. Of course, Sherlock Holmes has different ideas about his destiny. AU, realistic fantasy. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, also, alarming amounts of Johnlock later on. Possible smut.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.

Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.

"Explain it Gaius, how could Merlin be in these painting from years ago but still be exactly the same age as he is now?" "You see Sire, truth is, Merlin isn't the simple servant you think he is and he's been around much longer than you think." When Arthur uncovers Merlin's secret he learns that he was not the only prince the warlock was friends with. AU. No slash.

Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

SEQUEL TO OF TIME LORDS, DETECTIVES AND PHILOSOPHER'S STONES Sherlock Holmes returns to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, alongside Harry, Ron, Hermione and the odd John Smith. But a new danger faces the school, leaving everyone without a clue, Jim Moriarty continues to wreak havoc, and John is still battling with his identity.

In which John once had a successful hobby that he never told Sherlock about, until one day, there's a crash from Mrs. Hudson's flat..

ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution

Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.

A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts

We all know this: John Watson's mother must have been one hell of a woman to raise a son who could put up with Sherlock. Or '5 people who aren't John's mum, and 1 who was plus another one who isn't '

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Inara of Queenscove has survived her first two years as a royal page, and gained acceptance as well as the power to heal that she's always desired. But will she be able to pay the cost of her Touch. Book 2 of the Healer's Daughter; Sequel to Gift.

Sherlock likes to visit the cemetery. But one day when Mycroft takes him, the ten-year-old boy finds a man sitting on a tombstone he claims is his own marker. And that he died during The Great War. .:. AU ghost!John multi-chap fic. kid!lock, then present.

There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

After being gravely injured on one of his cases with Sherlock, John has a run in with Sally Donavan and ends up giving her the talking to he's been longing to give her for quite some time.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Sherlock Holmes has lived his life, not ever finding his and not wanting to. Then he met John Watson. Sherlock/John Slash Oneshot.

John Watson always wanted to be a hero. Sherlock Holmes always needed a hero to believe in.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

AU Sherlock and John meet in school. Snippets of their life after that through the years. Ends with a slightly different ASiP.Slash! Johnlock and Mystrade in the left-field, though not as big of a thing. It's cute, ok?

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

What it says on the tin - a series of short, unrelated stories in the magic!John verse that didn't fit into either of the two stories I've written. Some serious, some cracktastic, some just for the fun of it. Rated for safety.

Sequel to Tumbling into Madness. Hatter, Harry, and Alice barely have time to start their lives back on Earth when an unexpected declaration appears...something that would soon change everything. Pairings: HatterxAlice

What if Alice and Hatter's roles were reversed? What if a young man named David fell through the looking glass, and a young girl, 'Hatter', chose to help him? Was previously titled 'David in Wonderland'.

John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

A look at some of Hatter and Alice firsts as they go through their lives. Some deal with both of them, some with other people.

Bella, Drummer Girl, detests her section leader, Paul, who's hot. Will her attitude pay off, or will she forever sing a song of paraddidles with her best friend, Jake? "Rhythm was in my bones, and I danced to the beat of my own drum, literally."

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

Garwin. That's what everyone calls me, though my first name is Haley. Haley Rebecca Garwin, the only Daughter of Ipswich.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

John goes on conference to get away from Sherlock, but that's never going to be easy now, is it? Friendship fic!

AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB

It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

He'd loved and lost, and it sucked. Could he get her back? A tale of SurferDude!Connor from iEvenstarEstel's "Cloudy With A Chance Of Connors", used with permission.

Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

Abby, look – Lester will buy pre-historic, and he’ll buy futuristic, but fictional? Not a chance." Set post-Alice miniseries by maybe a year real-world time, but sometime between when Primeval S2 ends and the start of S3.

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.

What if Daine was in modern times, and Numair too? Perhaps even some other characters we know and love or perhaps despise depending on the person.

During a bank robbery, Edward and Bella meet and hide out in a men's restroom. What happens when they're separated? Will they ever see each other again? All Human

AU Set in present. Daine is a troubled teen living with her foster parents. Her lifestyle consists of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Then she meets a guy that could bring her straight...only problem being he's fourteen years older than her. DN

An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.

Our hands touched on accident and a hot electric shock ran through me, an electric shock that I liked. The air in here suddenly felt humid and I felt my face blush- This is a story about how love can heal all wounds, no matter how deep those wounds are.

Alanna is captured by Tusaine while she is a squire, but Jon doesn't come to help. What happens when she is taken deep into enemy territory? And who ordered her capture in the first place? What happens when her deepest secret is discovered?

Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete

A book alternative to RotG. Daine and the hyenas are chasing Ozorne, but instead of going to the menagerie, Ozorne has other plans, which lead to a lot of trouble for our favorite mages. Daine/Numair. My first fic - please review!

It's a one shot story that i came up with with a few friends and we built up on it. It's supposed to be based on the Knights Who Say Nii from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so it's supposed to be funny.

AU. Three counseling sessions every week. Five people. One Isabella Swan and one annoying, arrogant Edward Cullen.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?

As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff

Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.

COMPLETED x A Spencer student with a disturbing secret is befriended by Spencer bad boy, Reid Garwin. ReidxOC Rated for language, adult scenes, and graphic content.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Girl gets sucked into Tortall fic. Sarah is transported into the land of tortall, which she knows absolutely nothing about because i hate it when they know all about everything and is asked to do a mission for the Great Gods. Danger and adventure ensue!

Ch. 51 UP! Flashback to Alanna’s squire years. What if, instead of winning the Tusaine war, Alanna and Jon had ended up lost in enemy territory? Together the two must go on a long and arduous journey to find their way home...

Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.

DN. Modern. AU. Daine's a vet that gets a strange seductive visitor one night at the Clinic. He wants more than her just healing his pet... he wants her. His Life Mate.