Crowley has to prove to Hell that he's been trying to seduce Aziraphale. Crowley and Aziraphale come up with a scheme where they fake it, but they get a bit carried away with the acting.

Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.

Crowley goes to Aziraphale hoping he can break a curse cast onto him by a demon. He is so embarrassed about what the curse is that he lies to Aziraphale about it.

With Death Eaters running the school, Theodore Nott's seventh year at Hogwarts is worse than any other - much worse. And now that he keeps running into Neville Longbottom, everything's become infinitely more complicated.

Aziraphale hardly remembers when he's last seen Crowley truly smile. Often times it's fiendish smirks and jagged edges. After surviving the (almost) End of the World, he's resolved to change that.

Angels are basically sexless unless they really want to make an effort. Aziraphale has only wanted to make an effort once in history, and he had stopped it because the other man reminded him too much of Crowley. Six weeks after the world didn't end, an angel and a demon meet for tea and start to negotiate the rest of eternity in the New World.

"Oh she's a nice one," Crowley said. "Doesn't need much. Little water, little sunshine. Just make her feel welcome." / After the end, Crowley accidentally moves into Aziraphale's bookshop, bit by bit. He starts with his plants.

Following years of heartbreak and struggle, Hermione has lost sight of the things that were once important to her. It will take some visitors - and a certain blond - to remind her what matters most at Christmas.

The last thing Severus remembers is overhearing a prophecy in a dingy, goat-scented pub. Now there's a James Potter clone with Lily's eyes, a much aged McGonagall, and an infuriatingly familiar woman with wild hair all saying he is not a loyal Death Eater. Looking in a mirror proves that he is, indeed, suddenly pushing fifty. All in all, not his best day.

A research project gone wrong sends Hermione hurtling through time again and again. She never knows when or where she'll end up, but she always seems to pop up next to Remus Lupin.

To anyone else, he was not much changed. Hermione reflects on the events that led to her relationship with an unexpected person. A SSHG one-shot. Canon-compliant except for the obvious!

It occurs to Bond, as he's sitting in medical on Christmas Eve, that the Quartermaster is Santa Claus.

Howard and Vince need to settle on a name for themselves. And some boundaries. In which Vince is his sunshiney self and Howard is worried that he doesn't deserve him.

Years after the Promised Day, Führer Roy Mustang is well on his way to achieving everything he's ever dreamed of for Amestris. Then he discovers that there might be something he wants for himself.

After Skyfall, Bond moves into a new flat and falls in love with the music from upstairs. [00Q]

A brief story about Dan and Jones on a trip home to visit the Ashcrofts. (I blame Oscar Wilde for this mostly.)

Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home. [Post Skyfall, 00Q]

Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.

A collection of 00Q prompts I've been taking on Tumblr. All are stand-alone drabbles unless stated otherwise. Rated M for some of the content. Warnings and prompts inside.

Q is not cut out for fieldwork, and he's using that as an excuse for kissing Secret Agent 007 - the first time, at least. All subsequent times were entirely out of his control. Bond/Q, M for considerable amounts of smut. Oneshot.

Howard is a successful but miserable author. Vince is a transient socialite. It's a bit Breakfast at Top Shop.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

An ordinary night at the Bronze sees the arrival of a mysterious girl with her eyes set on Xander.

With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.

After recovering from being gored by a chimera, Roy has to adjust to many changes in his life- especially his relationship with Edward. A sequel to The Prices We Pay.

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.

A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.

Pretty far off the beaten path... What if, during 'Snuck Up,' things had gone differently? What if Lydia stayed with Vincent? What if she and Beetlejuice were never more than friends? What if Fate changed its mind, and Lydia fell in love with a prince?

In the wake of the unthinkable, the implausible becomes inevitable for a grieving Sheldon and Penny.

AU fic based on an advert for Chanel No5 starring Nicole Kidman. Vince is the most famous male model in the world, Howard is a struggling poet. Vince runs away from a red carpet event and into Howard's life...

Fifty drabbles about Betelgeuse and Lydia and their relationship. They are not chronological, and they are only about 100-200 words each. Read and Enjoy. Rated high T movie-verse

Al has given Ed an ultimatum regarding Roy Mustang. Havoc and Hawkeye have a bet on the outcome. Chapter 8:Three Years Later

Haruhi's in a real pinch. Not only does she need a formal gown for an upcoming event, but she's stuck in a dressing room with Mori! MorixHaruhi. Oneshot.

Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko

A collection of Tokka drabbles based on the new Season Three episodes. [9. Mind Shadows: Aang isn't the only one having nightmares...]

Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed

Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.

Discombobulation Challenge: BJ is forced to serve time on Earth, bound in human form for the damage he caused to a certain Lydia Deetz. He is determined to make amends somehow. But Lydia is not prepared for the damage that he can wreak, just by breathing.

Love perpetuates cliche. HaruhixKyouya.

Logan has some Hank issues and Rogue is in the middle of the triangle this time, whether she knows it or not.