Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01hide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Twilight. Hey everyone, I'm Emmett-Cullen-Lova! ~Things about Me!~ My name is Melissa, but most people dont call me by my real name. It's either Melly or Mel. I am really hyper a lot and random. Hence why most of my stories are random... i kinda go insane with my stories and have a great imagination. My fave hobbies are swimming and boating. I could go on forever about boating. Basically my family owns a boat which we stay on all summer long. My parents also belong to a boat club, which i also love. For my stories: Most are pretty well done. I'm done with twilight fanfiction...i think. I may try and finish up my newest story(the sequel to truth or dare) but uh, as for the rest, they are done. Random things- Uh i love . You will here in a lot of my stories about twilighters. You should check it out. I'm in the twilighters chat a lot. If you do come in, let me know who you are and i'd love to get to know you. is amazing. Nuff said. I have a blogspot. PM me for the link... Some random things I found that fits me perfectly (: Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My -ASS! I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! --Twilight Stuff!-- I love Twilight, but i'm not addicted anymore. I broke that addiction. If you broke your twilight addiction and are damn proud of it, put this in your profile. Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901! If you warmed up to the idea of Jacob being with Renesmee put this in your info. If you now feel sorry for Jacob, put this in your profile! :D I like my men pale, immortal and bloodthirsty!! (Hell yeah!) If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile! If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile. Truth or Dare Vampire Style Pictures! I'll add more later but for now here is a few! Rose's Dress for her dare!-Red Dress! Alice's Bikini for Couple Dares-Alice's Bikini (In red though not yellow!) Bella's cami for Couple Dares-This is kinda like it! Christmas at the Cullen's Pictures! Alice's Santa Baby costume for her performance!-Alice's Dress The Most Romantic Day of the Year Pictures! Bella's dress-Red, sparkly Valentine's Day Dress Esme's Dress-Red dress The Cullen's and boating? The big blue raft-http:///albums/nn365/CullenGirl4eva/1885651085_1a24ba5294.jpg Only Time Will Tell- ~Emmett-Cullen-lova |
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Kareoke With The Cullens by ThePagesFlyBy reviews
The title kind of explains it. They all go to a party and have to sing. As you all should know I'm obsessed with country so most of the songs will be country. If you dont like it, just dont read it. It's that simple. Reviews are welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,714 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
THE CULLENS and Bella GO ON MSN! by lolthebest1 reviews
Loads of Arguements happen when the Cullen Kids and Bella decided to chat On Msn. With some really bizarre nicknames E.G SEXYBEAST this is really quite funny! I spent ages writing it.... so I hope it's OK!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprises by be my valentine reviews
In this story, Bella is raped. What will Edward do? What will Jacob say? What happens when Bella gets pregnant? What is wrong with Bella and the baby? I'm sorry, this summary sucks, but this is my first fanfiction. I think you'll like it, so read please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,312 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
New Moon Rising by Literater reviews
Ally Fischer has a life. She has a family, someone who cares about her. Then the accident happens, and Ally's the one left to pick up the pieces. Yet how can she mend Bella's broken heart when she can't fix her own?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Masen Marie CullenSwan by kotaxvampire reviews
What if after Edward Left Bella she found out she was pregnant? Well she did and she got remarried so her and edward's daughter Masen had a regular life but what if George her husband was abusive, Bella died from cancer, the cullen's come back? hmm?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Passing Notes with the Cullens and Bella! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
I think the title pretty much sums it up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
The Shadowed Veil by Heart.and.Empire reviews
Edward has been acting strange lately,and Bella knows that something is up. Edward dissapears and comes back with mysterious character. She immidiately wins the hearts of the Cullens. Will this new vampiress come between Bella and Edward? Who is she? RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
Coming Home by Dumblydor reviews
Edward leaves Bella behind after the incident at her birthday, and never returns. Bella tries to move on, but one day comes face to face with her past and is changed. So what happens years later when she returns to Forks and finds the Cullen's once again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
The Spirit Vampire by Literater reviews
When Bella moves to the small town of Forks, everything changes. A Rewrite of Twilight using my own ideas combined with Stephenie Meyer's. Enjoy - Read and Review please! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smitten by dijurido reviews
REWRITE COMING SOON! What would happen if Victoria actually saved Bella when she went cliff diving? Will Edward come to the rescue? Please RxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,162 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Victoria, Bella - Complete
This Is It by alannalynn reviews
Splits off in NM: Jacob didn't make her guess the truth about him. What will happen when an unexpected visitor shows up at her house one day?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memories Forgotten by VampLover1994 reviews
Eleanna Sage is the most popular girl at her school. Secretly she wants to be a punk rocker. What will happen when the guy she has been crushing on since the first grade, Alex Mason, shows interest and reveals a secret she has to guard with her life?
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Caroline Cullen's Story by TragicallyMagical reviews
This is the story of Caroline, a new addition to the Cullen family of vampires. read and review plz
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,358 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Bella and Emmett's Pain by CullensAndHalesForever reviews
So...Say Bella and Emmett walked in on Rosalie and Edward making love?What would they do?Maybe they fall for eachother...Maybe they dont.READ TO FIND OUT!Better than it sounds! Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008
A New Beginning by TragicallyMagical reviews
This is the story of Jamie Fletcher. In her junior year of high school Jamie feels that nothing will change from last year, but what happens when the new kid in school becomes close to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
Smolder Me by EndlessImmortal reviews
Edward saves Bella from a burning building in London when a party goes astray, and they fall in love. Sorry, but I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,039 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tip Off! by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Sequel to THE GAME. “Well, as much as you seem to be able to dazzle every teacher in this school, or universe,” I muttered to myself, “I’m pretty sure Coach Clapp isn’t going to let you go into the girl’s locker room.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
A strange Love by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
What happens when the cullens are out hunting but Jasper and Rosalie are left home? An event that leads to new feelings, the fall of a relationship, and a new one. Yes this will eventually be JasperxRosalie. Dont read if you dont like. No flames. D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
Bella's Night by heartxofxblack reviews
Bella wants to have sex. They do it once then the next time Edward looses it.LEMONS! people please read and review this is my first fan fic so i want to know if you like it! I suck at summeries!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Been A Long Time by alannalynn reviews
This is a oneshot set 70 years after Edward left. This is more true to Romeo and Juliet, and not traditional to the "Bella is a vampire anyways" storyline.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Christmas Wish by monocracy reviews
Edward makes a wish without realizing the consequences and has a Christmas he will never forget. A seasonal romantic comedy that features Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Forks' crew. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
The Nessie Chronicles by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Edward and Bella want Nessie to have everything in the world including a Normal life. See the things they do in attempt to give her everything and more. WARNING! Breaking dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life Changes by Edwardjustproposed reviews
Edward never came back and Bella sees someone from the past.when she makes new relationships, someone finds and destroys her new life.relationships are forced to be broken as someone moves in on Bella's territory.AU 1st fanfiction.r&r plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,527 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella
A Cullen Christmas Tale by NealansGirl reviews
Basically, I Twilightified a bunch of Christmas songs! Reviews and Requests welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead but Not Gone by Simply Emma reviews
AU: The wolves didn't do their job. Victoria found Bella, presenting her with a fate worse than death, forever alone. Bella has to learn to survive alone in a world she never thought she would face alone. Perhaps fate will intervene, perhaps not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,829 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Interesting Game Night by xOilovexedwardxcullenOx reviews
The sequel to Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01's truth or dare story. She wrote the first 2 chapters and then handed the story over to me to continue. I wrote the chapters starting with Chapter 3. A fun family game night, including Bella or course! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2008
Breaking Dawn, Alice Rosalie BlackCullen's Story by m.emmie reviews
Ally was semi-normal until Edward showed up. Things go back to semi-normal, but 40 years later there is a new problem. His name is Alex Newton, and he might be the love of Ally's existence. Bad summary, read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Twilight Spoofs by Livvia the Birdy reviews
Ok, so I got on and found this little blurb someone did. It's like if Bella and Edward were to have gotten back from their honeymoon and Bella was a vampire and nothing pertaining to the book happened and I took over it. So... yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Gone Baby Gone by indigenousbleu reviews
After Edward Leaves Bella gets put in the asylum by Charlie. Edward is assigned as her psychologist but doesn't want her to know its him. He goes under the alias of Eli Colin. Will Bella be healed? Set in New Moon. R&R. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bitten by BlueEyesLover5 reviews
The Forbidden Fruit Gets Picked Again BellaXCarlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
bella the, popstar? by Pennyforawordortwo reviews
when edward left, Angela got bella to performe at a club and now bella is a new popstar. but there is still one thing, or should i say one vamp. tht is inpiring her songs tht she still wants, will he come back to get his popstar?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Big Present by blahblah16 reviews
Set during New Moon. Alice decides to send Bella a Christmas present, and Bella sends one back. Funny things ensue...please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Why did you leave me? by lovely devestation reviews
Bella is pregnant and Edward leaves her. Bella joins the Volturi and is sided with Aro..what will happen! what will happen in 5 years..when Bella is a completely different person, and then meets Edward once again!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Eternally Broken by XOtwilightXOforeverXO reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Then she gets the biggest shock of her life. 50 years later she’s in a famous band, but what happens when she sees the Cullens again. Will she take Edward back?SORRY ON TEMPERARY HIATUS TIL I GET NEW IDEAS BUT CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Bella
Emmett's Adventure in Walmart by xxJxROxx reviews
Emmett and Edward go to Wal*Mart to get Bella food. But Emmett finds a way out and looks throughout the store on his own. What does he get himself into? I promise the ending is hilarious! one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
When All Else Fails, Love Says It All by Mrs.McHammer reviews
And she's back! : Eeee! JxB AxE only in the beginning. it's changing in the end, sorry, Jasper Fans! Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
Wrong doings by ilovemyjasperbaby reviews
Bella finds out about Alice and Edward's secret from their little hunting trip. "How could you?" was all she could say. Jasper and Bella are both broken. Will he be the one she can lean on? and what happens when Edward gets to them? JxB RR! love ya!LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8503 - Favs: 7,774 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Shopping With Alice by AngelusAeturne reviews
Bella/Jasper fanfic! Alice takes Bella and Jasper shopping and leaves them alone for a while. What things will occur? ONESHOT, For Butterfly4eva
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
After the I do by whistfull lullaby reviews
This story starts off just after the wedding reception. It follows up to, and after Bella is transformed. Lots and lots of lemons BXE of course . some OOC scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Meeting Again by Jamie Fresco reviews
Edward leaves, Bella never jumps, and E never returns. Bella is changed.90 years later, they meet again. Bella has a new family, and thinks she is over Edward. But is she? What Happens? PLEASE TRY IT!. Thanks! Better then it sounds, horrible at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
When life gives you lemons take advantage of it! by rainy8078 reviews
This is a Carlisle and Bella story, yes I know you may think it's wierd but it's different and FUNNY! Lemons later in the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2008
robbed! by bouncestep of thunderclan reviews
Bella gets robbed and has to stay with the culles for a week! who knows what can happen! better summary inside! Rated T for your safty!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
The Twists of Life by BrokenRecordofLove reviews
There's a tornado in Forks, and Bella can't get a hold of Charlie! Bella is staying with the Cullens but the result of this tornado could be worse than anyone could have ever known...or not. NOTE: set in the beggining of eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Bella's House by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Okay so what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to visit Bella at 3 am, please read and review! T for some language, UPDATED chapter 1 please tell me if it's better. Chapter 27 is,finally, now here! author formally known as mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Triple the trouble! by Bella4Edward reviews
Alice has a vision two months after the wedding that has everyone puzzled. Big and unexpected twists. It gets better as it goes on. The story is better than I can describe. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,819 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
50 things Emmett must never saydo to the cullens by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Ok so this is a little diddy that is about the cullen men writting things Emmett isnt allowed to say or do to them. It is based off of another story I gave credit to it in my A/N.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Betrayed by animallover0109 reviews
This new girl couldn't be Bella could it? This girl that was so full of hate? It's Isabella, she snapped. Only my friends can call me Bella. What happened to you? Just then another girl appeared... New Summary! Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Amour Nouveau by lovingjazzalways reviews
In all the fanfics Bella falls in love with someone new but leaps into Edward's arms as soon as he comes back, no matter what. well, in this story, Bella really falls in love and when Ed gets back, she actually struggles between Edward and her new love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Cullens: At the Zoo! by yayme2012 reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
An Edward and Bella Christmas by Writer in the Meadow reviews
A few chapters on Bella and Edward's first Christmas together. PostEclipse, because if you think about that really IS their first Christmas together... This is pretty much pure fluff, with a small plotline, which includes what happens to Jake Black. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,636 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day by bite-me62 reviews
What exactly will the Cullen's do on a lazy day? How does Bella get involved with a fight for her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Snowflakes by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
For Her by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
twilight's love by bando813 reviews
Bella gets turned into a vamp. by Edward yay!. Jacob comes and hes all mad & stuff so they on it tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Memories Behind Us by MemoriesUnderTheFloorboards reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella eventually sees that things in Forks aren't going to get any better. So she decides that Forks should be left behind, along with other memories. But what will her future hold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,740 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Bella! by Hyperactive Energy reviews
A series of short little oneshots about Bella and Edward's Christmas. Some fluff, some funny my first fanfiction so helpful reviews would help :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007
The Game by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella goes to a forks high football game with the cullens. No one ever said vampires couldn't like football too. Who will she meet there, and why does the other team want her in their cheering section? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Year Emmett Blew Up Christmas by teenprodigy reviews
The title pretty much explains all, Emmett makes a mistake and it turns Christmas upside down!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2007
Disaster Wedding! by Werewolf-Hater reviews
It's Bella and Edwards wedding day. What secret is Edward keeping from Bella which could ruin the whole wedding? Takes place after Eclipse. my story is better than my summary! Please R&R. This is my first Fan fiction! OOC so I'm told
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007
Aro's Wife by Short Witty Name Goes Here reviews
Bella is forced into a decision, one that costs her her life and all thats dear to her. Now what happens if three years later, Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up again? -Adopted by ISABELLA103. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Aro, Bella
Cullen Residence, Emmett Talking by fantasyfan7 reviews
Emmett has a problem with unwanted people calling when he is left alone on a Saturday. I stink at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas by ShinningSilverLove reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
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Only Time Will Tell reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Why didn't I learn the first time? reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Notes and the Cullens Not such a good Idea! reviews
Note passing with the Cullens... I know there is a ton of notes, but i just had to make one of my own! These are all based on conversations between friends and I. They are really really random and supposed to be funny! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
What happens in the past, stays in the past reviews
Bella has a secret that she has kept from Edward! She is part of a group.... When a guy shows up and says he's Bella's, what's going to happen? Who is this guy and what does he want from Bella? -This is based on a dream I had- Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Cullen's and boating? reviews
A one-shot about the Cullen's boating. What trouble can Emmett get into? And how does he drag Edward into it too? Supposed to be funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
The Most Romantic Day of the Year reviews
This is a Valentine's Day story... It's going to be what each Cullen couple does on Valentine's Day! This story is pure fluff and pure romance. *Now changed to M, so beware there is a lemon in it!* Please R&R! -DONE for now!-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Christmas at the Cullens! reviews
This is yet another Christmas story. It is pure fluff and family fun! A family of vampires at christmas time is interesting. Especially with mistletoe around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Edward and Christmas lights don't mix well! reviews
A oneshot about Edward attempting to put up Christmas lights! This is supposed to be kinda funny. The idea came from a song fan fic The Twelve Pains of Christmas by: ShinningSilverLove! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
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