FINALLY UPDATING!!!! 4-28-12

NEWEST PIC ON DA: the one you've all been waiting for... that's right!! ;)
"A Stupid Question" -- hehehehehehehe illustration for A Stupid Question (imagine that...) http:///art/A-Stupid-Question-298993857

I broke down and got a deviantart account: http:///. Check it out for ninja turtle pics!
Figured it was silly to say "another turtle sketch" all the time so I'll just start listing them by name. =D

"Through an Angel's Eyes" -- read Mikell's story Leonardo's Angel!
"Oops?" -- heehee
"Oops? pt. 2" -- more heehee's
"Christmas in the Sewer" -- kinda what it sounds like. Christmas... in... the sewer...
"I've Got You" -- that's the great thing about brothers... they'll never let you fall.
"You Will Pay" -- illustration for my story Control.
"Raph's Hug" -- illustration for When Stars Collide, coming soon! Of course, by soon, what I really mean is... it could be awhile... =(
"First Blood"illustration for a oneshot coming soon... companion piece to What Never Happened.

Ok, so here's a little about me...

I've written for Dukes of Hazzard, the Hardy Boys, and Ninja Turtles. I'm nothing if not well-rounded.

I love big words. Dictionary dot com's word of the day is the greatest thing since sliced bread. There's nothing greater than to fit a five syllable word into a conversation and watch people try to figure out what I'm trying to say.

Reading has become a lost art. Kids don't read enough books these days. And I mean actual BOOKS... you know, lots of paper with words on them between two covers? Definitely not enough of it happening anymore. You can bet when I have kids, they're gonna know how to READ, dang it.

I don't understand why people find it necessary to put onions on their burgers. Ew.

I really do try to leave reviews on all the stories I read, but I don't approve of flaming. It's mean, and it's stupid. If you don't like something I write, FINE. But if you leave a nasty review (and I don't mean a critical one... I can take criticism.) then I WILL call you out on it. And then all the REAL authors on fanfiction will see what an idiot you are. So there.

I really do best with one-shots, but I'd like to write more of the full-length stories with chapters and all. My muse seems to have taken an extended coffee break at the moment though... I have no ideas.

Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Don't be offended that you're not on my favorites list. It'd take too long to add all my favorite stories.

For my particular fandoms, I tend to favor Luke Duke, Frank Hardy, and Donatello. Freud would notice that I tend to go for the "smart ones". He might be right.

This is my blanket disclaimer for anything I ever write again, cause I'm sick of having to put it on every document I upload... Once and for all, I'm NOT MAKING ANY MONEY HERE! Obviously I don't own any of these characters except my OC's, because if I did you can bet I wouldn't be a starving college kid. Sheesh. The fact that this website even exists implies that we have permission to write these things.

Someday I'd like to write a real book, but that dang muse just won't get her tail in gear. Sigh.

I really am a sucker for happy endings... I don't usually kill of any character that doesn't belong to me. Of course, I COULD be lulling you into a false sense of security right now... "Oh, she won't kill Leo, she never does. WHAT THE CRAP, she DID?" Hahahaha... wouldn't that be funny? Ok, sorry.

I'm sure there's more to me than that, but what's the fun in giving you ALL the details?

Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero...

Peace and love, y'all. Keep between the ditches!
Jackie!