Ninja? Pirates? Foolish Mortal, a Soul Reaper has no use for such things.

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Status: stressedstressedstressedstressedhypertensivestressedstressed...and...yeah...currently having writers block, so if shit starts showing up randomly...don't worry about it, it will ALL be revamped and/or deleted soon (er than later)...

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Names that I will tollerate, to some extent: Arisu, Risu-san
Names that will make me kill you: The Sipper from Hell, Hiei, Oompa Loompa, Shrimp, Shorty, Small-One, etc...you get the point...STOP LAUGHING!!
Real Name: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP...hmmmm...oops?
Age: older than dirt
Height: average...T_T...SHUT UP!!
Weight: uh...not fat?
Eyes: STARE AT U!! O_O
Hair: blonde-ish
Location: (waves arms desperately over head) I'M OVER HERE!!

Likes: Food, sleep, reading, art, intelligent people, sweet things, Chocolate with Jalapeno peppers (Spicy Chocolate)

Dislikes: Crowds, stupid people, math, spicy food, the color pink.

Favorite Manga/Anime (Because EVERYONE needs on of THESE in their profile!!)

Samurai Champloo
Nurarihyon No Mago
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro (MOST AWESOME SHIT EVER!!)
Basilisk (only manga to ever make me cry)
Peacemaker (Kurogane)
Kaze Hikaru
Black Blood Brothers
Saiunkoku Monogatari

Useless facts (ABOUT MEEEEEEE):

1) I have double jointed thumbs
2) I hate math
3) English and Art are my best subjects
4) I am an emo hermit ninja
5) I am the only senior
6) I have been banned from damaging my best friends brother in ANY way...
7) Koi are my favorite fish
8) I put Chocolate Milk in my COFFEE
9) Almost ALL of my guy friends are AT LEAST 2 heads TALLER than me...and yet (almost) all of them flinch every time I raise my hand/arm above waist level...hmmmm...
10) I'm Insane, not crazy. GET IT RIGHT!!

An interesting senario:

Me (adressing my brother): Do not think to meddle in the affairs of dragons...
Brother: Why?
Me: Cause you are crunchy, and good with ketchup...

Another Intersting Senario:

Me: NINJA!!
Chris: PIRATES!!
Me: SOUL REAPERS!! 8D
Chris: (gapes)
Me: HA!! I WIN!!

What?

Brother: It'd be like if the Marine's had their own country.
Me: They do.
Mom: It's called Iraq.

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You know you've gone to school and/or hung out with me when:

1) You look over your shoulder constantly to make absolutely sure I'm not there. X3

2) You have nightmares about random crack pairings in Naruto/Bleach/other random anime/manga that I've told you about.

3) You have a strange craving for cookies and donuts. 8D

4) You know more about Bleach, Appleseed, and Jet Li than anyone else (except me). 8P

5) You know what "pulling a Mo" means.

6) You get the funny feeling that your constantly being watched.

7) You deem it prudent to look random, unknown words up in the dictionary because I've used them in everyday conversations that you can't follow worth squat.

8) You know what 'the wall' is.

9) You know what happens when Alter-Kyo is poked in the side. XD

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And now for something completely different, YEAH!!

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"I shut my eyes in order to see." - Paul Gauguin

"I'm insane, not crazy. GET IT RIGHT!" - A.

"I see." said the blind man, to his deaf son.

"What do you NOT expect from us?" - a friend
"Intelligence." - Me

"Time makes all things possible. I can wait." - Starscream

Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…
Captain Lennox: I’m gonna count to three.

"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." - Ultra Magnus

Megatron: Your knowledge is only overshadowed by your stupidity!

"Oh, a threat! I love threats!" - Dogfight.

"What's with all this "AH-LOO-MIN-UM" shit? Everyone knows it's pronounced "tin"." - Ed Byrne

"If you flap your arms like a chicken, everything will seem much better...at least for the rest of us. " - A Post-It note

"When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends." - Japanese Proverb

"Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." - Jon Wayne

"Do or do no, there is no 'try'." - Yoda, Jedi Warrior

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain

"I haven't failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Tomas A. Edison

"The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood it's ground." - Unknown

"It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong." - Leo Rosten

"STILL PRETTIEST!!" - Legolas

"It's all your fart, Paul!" - Alice, to Paul Merrill

Shaggy: We're gonna DIE!
Daphne: Think positive!
Shaggy: We're gonna die QUICKLY!

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