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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I FOUND IT!! i found the PERFECT lullaby! Here it is: (its the first on on there; la valse de' amelie) http:///index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=207174741 Hi.A little bit about me: Freshmen. 13 bout to be 14. can't wait till i'm 15 and then 16 and so on...i may look like a prep but i act alot different than one. like the music i listen is not "accepted" in that world and neither is my humor, or my OBSESSION with Twilight. My biggest pet peeve is when a girl goes out with a guy and THAT DAY she post all over her myspace about how much loves him. whatever, it annoys me. like crazy. i get in moods where i rant and rave about a particular subject or at least until my dad squashes it. i love my dad but hes one of those people who act like they ALWAYS do the right thing= pet peeve #2. i'm kinda of a cynic. i like my privacy. i don't do relationships. i really think that i'm too young to have a bf and all they do is start stuff anyways, so whats the point. i have one REALLY good friend, . we've been friend for like ever. i started going to the same daycare as her when i was a mere 6 weeks of age. cool huh? Taylor Tracy is the best person to talk to about Twilight and other things. i'm a really good person if your honest to me. i don't tell your secrets and i don't lie to you. i may seem like a really horrible person but i'm not. remember how i used to like Dave England off of Jackass? well i dont anymore. i watched him crap his pants. thats a huge turn off. also, it won't let me recieve pm's so write it too me in a review or something. My Top Favorite Fanfics: In Need of Hope The Electric Lullaby And The Other Melody Amethyst Skies Lights, Camera, Heartbreak Watch Your Own Image Teach the Heart to Reflect the Wounds The Comeback: Bella(she matches SM's description almost perfectly!): http:///gallery/hh/1439209/HH/1439209/iid_892529.jpg.html?hint=group Edward: I realized that i didn't have anyone good enough to play him and besides, i just realized that Edward's hair ISN"T BLONDE! its like reddish-brown. who knew? not me... Not that it matters but heres what i think Rosalie should look like: http:///albums/c190/jaretsyoung/103395.jpg I'm working on the other characters. |
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A Second Taste by Avianahelena reviews
After a drunken encounter with Draco Malfoy, Hermione finds herself somewhat conflicted... and of course, Draco never can leave well enough alone. Antics ensue. I'd say EWE, but it can all fit into canon if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Guardian Angel by Wish-Eleven reviews
What would happen if Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back? This is the story of Bella’s life seven years after the Cullen’s notorious move. I do not own any of the twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
War by Murmmer reviews
Bella leaves Edward for his safety... Wait! his safety? what happened? What will Edward do? This is a Tragedy! But...not in the way you will expect... Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Teach the Heart to Reflect the Wound by apocalypse cabaret reviews
AU. Because in the end I always get the better of me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Suicide Girl by Queen-Cocaine reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what i wanted most. But without the one i wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. **Adopted by Lollirotxox**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,241 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Eyes of Gold, Car of Silver by TimePasses reviews
What if Bella decided to get groceries on her first day in Forks? Before she met Edward? BE. My first Twilight fic. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Nelluc by theenvylover reviews
Instead of jumping off the cliff Bella becomes an actress. A oneshot about Edward's reaction to an interview. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
My Life of Hell by Klutzic Kitten reviews
DISCONTINUED REWRITTEN VERSION CALLED BRING ME TO LIFE..... will delete once i get around to exporting all the freaking chapters... .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,340 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by theenvylover reviews
Edward tells Bella a bedtime story about her wonderful adventures in the magical land of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Readjusting by Kapperz1212 reviews
Love has its boundaries. But does it have limits? Every action has a consequence and those consequences can leave a trail of carnage in their wake. So as the boundaries are readjusted are the natural limits of love breached?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Amethyst Skies by Dog-Demon-Emiko reviews
Part 1: Edward changes Bella but she has become pregnant and flees. Part 2: Years later, he meets his daughter and learns that she's in danger in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 203,603 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
MsSwan by jWhitley reviews
Edward never comes back.Victoria bites Bella.Then Bella becomes a teacher.What happens when she finds out who her students are?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Bella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Twilight the Musical by theenvylover reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Thriller by theenvylover reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Just A Dream by XxXMyBrandOfHeroinXxX reviews
What if it was all just a dream? Twilight's plot, Edward's rare love and true...umm...species? What if it was all just Bella's subconcious running wild? My first fanfiction so please be gentle! :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Micheal by theenvylover reviews
A new vampire comes to Forks to live with the Cullens. What havoc will he bring? Mwahahaha! All characters are with their respective partners, CxEs, EmxR, JxA, and EdxB. new chappy: Edward's Revenge. nobody can find Micheal, where is he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,355 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Everything Changed by DivineRosey reviews
Bella takes a one month break from Edward after returning from Italy, but she soon learns of an affair in the Cullen household. What is Bella's reaction and furthermore, what will the outcome be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Torturing of Jasper by angelofmusicxo reviews
Jasper goes through more than you'd think! He catches Edward and Bella in an... awkward moment...haha! originally a oneshot but I love Jazzy too much to keep it at that! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Regrets by bibliophyle reviews
Alternate to Choices. Same deal, except Bella doesn't put up with Edward's crap here.On her nineteeth birthday, she does something drastic instead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2007
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Heart Transplant reviews
A long scar ran down my chest. I had been lucky to have lived, even if that girl had died. I thought about what they had told me happened to her.Bella had been her name and she had died Cliffdiving.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,113 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
