YES, I've finally updated. LOL. Ohhh, next chapter is quite scandalous...

HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend!
Rating: PG-13
chapter four
The Academy

BPOV

I glared menacingly at that..that women who kicked us out of Coldstone's. Jake just snickered when she told us "kids" to leave.

"So..." I said to Jake, as we walked somewhere else. Jake was currently looking at the ground, hands shoved into his pockets. He looked up, "What are we doing tonight?" I asked, since I spent most of my time with Jake and the pack.

"I'm going to Seattle today," he answered, his scarf sort of making it sound like a muffle. Why was Jake going to Seattle? Freak.

"Why are you going to Seattle?" I asked.

"Some sort of banquet/social gathering for valedictorians of Washington schools," he replied. Ah, yes. Jacob was a nerd, I almost forgot.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot you were... smart," I said smirking. This caused Jake to glare at me and pout.

"You really shouldn't pout, Jake. It really doesn't work for you; my first thoughts were: How queer," I simply stated.

"Well then, I guess you don't want to accompany me as my date to the seattle thing..." he said smirking. Damn you, Jake. Damn you. He knew that I loved going to big cities now, since I was always afraid of going to them when I was that weak and innocent human.

"You know I'd love to go Jake," I responded smiling sweetly at him. He just stared at me for a few seconds, as if thinking it over.

"Okay," he answered, "But only because it'll make the other guys jealous, and I shall be superior," he said looking into the sky as if he gained some new power.

"Your such a loser, I swear," I said nodding my head in regret, "Anyways, see you later. Need to get ready for your banquet thing," I said waving my hand to dismiss him since we were already in front of Laurent's house, where I stayed.

"OH! And wear that all black suit I gave you to wear to last year's dance!" I yelled to him, knowing perfectly well he and his 'super' hearing could hear me.

I walked into the grand mansion Laurent owned. It wasn't exactly in Forks but you can't find anywhere to build something like this in Forks without attracting attention. I looked around for Laurent. Everything was marble, or gold. Laurent's idea. I didn't see him, must be hunting.

I happily trotted up to my room. I loved going into the city. The lights, skyscrapers, everything. I remember the last Jacob and I went to Seattle was to go to the Indie Film Festival there. That was a fun day, lately all my days have been fun since I was changed. I don't know why Edward was so scraed about 'damning me'. Well, Edward doesn't matter, what matters is me & what I'm going to wear.

I wish Emily was here, or maybe even Alice...I sighed as I walked into my huge closet. The automatic lights turned on unexpectly, momentarily blinding me. Geez, I hate Jake for installing those. I walked down to the dresses section, browsing the selection. Versace, Marc Jacobs, Calvin Klein, Burberry, Dior, ahhhhh! I found the perfect one: Juicy Couture. It was cute: black with white prints on it, short, and classy. Perfect private school material. Hmmm, now just need to pair it with black, knit tights and white pumps. As for my hair I decided to leave it straight and down, since my bangs were cooperating with me today. Make up...hmmm. Since I'm leaving my fringe down and not clipping them up I decided to go with the 'smokey eyes' a.k.a. lathering a huge amount of black eye products to me. I grabbed my Burt's Bees lip shimmer, applied some, and stashed into the leather clutch bag. I'm ready, good, cause I have time to spare.

I walked downstairs in search for something to eat since at the banquet there would most likely just be finger food. Oh, how I detest finger food. I opened the fringe to see that Laurent had ordered some Chinese for me. Wonderful. I loved how Laurent would order stuff for me even though he couldn't eat it himself and thought it smelled disgusting. It's really comforting to know that the guy who's pretending to be your father actually cares for you.

I was half way into my eggrolls when I heard the door click open. Laurent? No, it's just Jake.

"Hey," Jake greeted as he entered the kitchen trying to grab an eggroll. I quickly slapped his hand away.

"Don't they feed you at home?" I muttered as he went for my fried rice since he was refused an eggroll.

"No," he answered, his mouth full of food, "Everytime I tell Billy I'm hungry, he tells me to go to your house," he finished.

"Okay, let's jet," I said reaching for my car keys. At first he looked at me wierdly. Freak.

"Did you just say 'let's jet'?" he said incredulously. I gave him a look that said 'shut up'.


The car ride there was fun. I let Jake drive since he said he'd go fast. I didn't want to because I wanted to take in the view. It was around 8:45 when we got there and the event started at 9:00. Great, we're early.

The event was held at an expensive looking hotel: marble, chandeliers, expensive carpets, everything. Touché. Jacob and I walked through the double doors holding hands. Jacob said that the only reason he was bringing me was to show me off and he wanted to use my car; Hmpf. I feel so used.

When we walked in I was surprised to see that the ballroom, where this event was held, was already packed. Wow, I guess scholars are always early. I saw the whole room turn to us. Jake smirked when he saw that all the guys were giving him envious glares. I laughed when I saw that all the girls looked homicidal, their glares directed at me. Except one girl. This girl looked happy and excited. This girl was waving at me from across the room, while her date was smirking at me. This girl was Alice Cullen. Oh that's just Perfect.