ATTENTION ALL CANADIANS: Go check out the rap version of our National Anthem: Oh Canada by Classified. Its awesome!! Google it if you have to!

So ummm... Hey? this is me, and I'm assuming that is you so I'll go ahead and tell you a bit about myself:

I'm twenty-three, female, and a transplanted Newfie... Yep... That about sums it up.

Oh, I also have an imaginary friend, his name is Jim Bob, I'm pretty sure he's a leprechaun. (hey, the blame gotta go to someone when shit happens)

Also, the pic I have up is of my plot bunny/muse. See how busy he is?

So this is my vent for all my creative tendencies when the urge comes over me, which are sporadic, intense, and short lived when they happen so please don't be mad at me if I don't update/post in a while (Its because my muse has abandoned me -sniffle-)

Lessons in Newfinese: Found them while surfing the net. They do not belong to me.

A lesson in Newfinese

A second lesson in Newfinese

A third lesson in Newfinese (and learn how to say the word 'Newfoundland' properly)

MURPHY'S LAWS

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Mother nature is a bitch.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Oh, and before I forget I would just like to inform you that in the circumstance that I have written a story and the following situations occur:

a) I discontinue a story for whatever reason.

b) You don't like where/how the story has ended/leading up to.

c) You just plain don't like the story or think you could do better.

d) You like the general idea of the story and want to use it.

Then all you have to do is get ahold of me somehow, and ASK FOR MY PERMISSION to take whatever I wrote to mold and twist however your little heart desires. Just please please please don't plagarize, I mean c'mon add something to it if you're gonna take my idea.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Skarlet Rayne