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Joined 02-29-00, id: 7492, Profile Updated: 12-18-17
Author has written 80 stories for X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, Lone Gunmen, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, G. I. Joe, Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hellboy, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, A-Team, A-Team, Sherlock, and Cthulhu Mythos.

I've written fanfiction even before I knew it had a name, and I've written more years in my life than I have not. I started writing it in 1984, before personal home computers were a common thing, and waaaaay before the internet was around to share it easily. When I wanted someone to see/read my fics, I physically put the longhand copies in the gd USPS mailbox.

I bounce from fandom to fandom; always have, always will.


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The Difference Between Us by noeleaf reviews
An ongoing Death the Kid x Male!Crona fanfic. Kid shows Crona what it means to be loved. Slow paced and many chapters long. Some mild fluff, some smut in later chapters. Updates weekly.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Crona, Death The Kid
lick the sweat off your intellect by myswordfishmind reviews
If John has to look at Sherlock strut around the flat in just a towel one more time, he's going to snap.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
About Face by Crazy Fool Stiney reviews
Immediately after the movie. Face and Murdock have to finally talk to Hannibal regarding their relationship. F/M slash.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock - Complete
Odd Man Out Part Two by Luddite at heart reviews
Can B.A. fix this mess? Please read part one, or you might be lost. Warnings: strong language and memories of rape.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - H.M. Murdock, B.A. Baracus - Complete
Odd Man Out by Luddite at heart reviews
Murdock sees more than he should. Written for the wonderful writers/prompters on the kink meme at livejournal. My first fanfiction story, so please be gentle!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Weight by danang1970 reviews
Let's get some good ol' fashioned h/c up in this beeyatch! Torture and aftermath with a couple of District 9 parallels.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Prove It by danang1970 reviews
Sometimes, Face should just keep his big mouth shut. Murdock can be dangerous when he thinks he has something to prove. SLASH
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - H.M. Murdock, T. Peck/Faceman - Complete
Lost by danang1970 reviews
Five times the A-Team lost their pilot.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Needing to Feel by Indigo Angels reviews
Face is reeling after Sosa's departure. When he starts free-falling it is up to the team to catch him, the question is will they do it before he hits the ground? Rated for language. Final chapter now posted!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The Eye of the Beholder by Indigo Angels reviews
Face thinks his life is ruined after a visit to the doctor, Hannibal disagrees. Some swearing and non-explicit slash. Mildly angsty, but generally fairly light.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
The Preservation of Dignity by Tramontana reviews
Lynch is back, and he's made it his personal goal in life to destroy the four men who engineered the demise of his empire. The team must stay one step ahead as Lynch uses the lowest forms of warfare to try to bring them down. On hiatus at this point.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
I Vant To Suck by danang1970 reviews
Murdock has decided he's a vampire. Crackfic, mild slash.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - H.M. Murdock, Hannibal S. - Complete
Watch the Sky by Mahiri Chuma reviews
That was Murdock...B.A.'s mind struggled to find the right words and he only came up with two. Bad-fu**ing-ass. BA/M ; written for LJ Kink!meme
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Challenging the Paradigm by danang1970 reviews
The A-Team doesn't care about what their friendship looks like from the outside.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
A Rare and Precious Thing by therapy chicken reviews
Takes place one year after Rex "The Doctor" Lewis is brought into the MARS operation.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by Luki Dimension reviews
ROTF. Sometimes you don't get a happy ending. What would happen if the knowledge of the Allspark never left Sam's head?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Stranger In The Lake by Abby Ebon reviews
SLASH. Harry Potter won the war. He thought all that was left was for him to watch the magical world be rebuilt. He was very, VERY wrong. He doesn't mind being wrong so much when it means he gets to stay with Abe...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Abe S. - Complete
Howling in the desert by Sereq ieh Dashret reviews
HB and his squad are called to Texas, to investigate on a strange dog-like creature leading a pack of coyotes. Rated for some cursing and violence and for the main character's temper. Chapter 15 up! Challenge for readers. Cameo for winners
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Xoloitzcuintli, The Hounds of Hell by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
BPRD Agent Liz Sherman has a solo case involving animal mutilations in Texas. But when a hunch leads her to begin an investigation on another case outside of BPRD jurisdiction, Hellboy gets worried. Liz/Hellboy. Mild Violence.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Hellboy, Liz S. - Complete
Five Fingered Mary Sue by Ariana Lussier reviews
The men and women of BPRD have to deal with a new member with an incredibly, um, disruptive presence. Warning: silliness ahead. I tried to keep the sex out, but it sneaked in anyway... HB/Liz/Abe/Nuala/Nuada/Johann/OC and yes, you read that right.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Prince Nuada - Complete
A little off topic by pushing-pamcakes reviews
“What’s up with Abe?” Myers gave Hellboy a confused look
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Out of the Fandom and into the Fire by The Tenth reviews
Hellboy has "outed" the BPRD team and now they find themselves in the public eye of the strange collective known as "fandom." Abe, Liz, and HB look on in bemusement and horror at the internet fanworks they've inspired. humor, in-character genfic
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
He Drinks Like A Fish by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
Hellboy, my blind date with Abe, drinks, and the Blues Brothers. Oh, and a lot of fish jokes. Hellboy won't get off my porch, either. I'll need to call his daddy. Hey, it's all in good fun. Self insert. Dedicated to the fic writer who introduced me to Abe
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Hellboy Hates Mary Sues by Tabrina reviews
Movieverse. When a new girl is invited into the B.P.R.D and is suddenly in love with Hellboy, what is he to do? She's obssessed and it's driving him and Liz crazy. HB/Liz Pairing, and a VERY one sided Mary-Sue/Hellboy. I laugh at flames :D
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Frustration by Tewi reviews
Poor Splinter. He really wants some cake, but it seems he's not going to get any today.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Splinter, Donatello - Complete
Pleasure Bot by Flarn reviews
Post 2007 movie. BeeSam, BeeOptimus, BeeRatchet, BeeIronhide, BeeOther? Response to the crack prompt of What if Bumblebee were the pleasure bot of the Autobot group? Rated MA for mature content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2007
End of Days by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] One species killed its future to give another species a chance. The thoughts of six characters at the end of the film.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Spark of Conceit by OKami-hu reviews
Megatron is not pleased by how his plans progress, and a trusty underling comes up with a possible and quite radical solution. The experiments provide a result which was somewhat unexpected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Foothold by LOTA-DELTA reviews
He's panicking. He doesnt understand why they're doing this. Their eyes burn into him, even as he tried to protect them. Do they need it? [Bee's thoughts during his abduction at S7]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Death Note by vashsunglasses reviews
Four chapters, Four turtles, Four possible recipients of the Death Note.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Getting It by LucyToo reviews
Another oneshot. Shamelessly inspired by insipid song lyrics that I can't even bring myself to quote. This is slash! Between brothers!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Cursed by Maelwaedd reviews
Remus promises himself he's going to share his secret with Severus. He leaves it two days too long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Tying in Time with a Rhyme by Maelwaedd reviews
Old families really don't do anything without magic. Remus teaches Sirius to tie his shoes the muggle way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
One of Those Nights by The Blue Raven reviews
Adrian’s having a really bad night with nightmares, anxietyattacks, and symptoms getting out of hand. Sharona helps him through it.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Complete
Freefalling by Slayne22 reviews
Short action fic involving Beach-Head and Lady Jaye. Just wanted to write a fic where Beach isn't a big joke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
Revolving Karma. by Rossi reviews
Death likes everybody. Even the Marauders.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2001
Christmas Fear by Maelwaedd reviews
On the one night each year that you don't have to tie small children to their beds (we're talking Christmas, btw), the X-men must face a formidable enemy. Rated for violence, and a severe lack of christmas cheer.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2000
A Day In The Life by Raietta reviews
A leetle Beast fic. Yay!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2000
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Of Dogs, And Rats, And Growing Up reviews
The four brothers keep track of some people who have entered their tunnels, see some disturbing things, and report back to Splinter. Mild character study, and rated for moderate violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Complete
The Music of Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock's music has become an obsession. He doesn't eat and rarely sleeps. John worries about him and tries to get to the bottom of it, never realizing that it is beyond his scope of experience. Written with more than a passing nod to Mr. H.P. Lovecraft.
Crossover - Sherlock & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Appetites reviews
Mycroft Holmes has always had an overwhelming urge to eat, but denies himself. Sherlock allows him to indulge, and he is discovered . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Fairy Tale in the Style of Eucatastrophe reviews
Jim Moriarty decides to tray and break Sherlock Holmes once and for all. Future AU. Rated for language, implied adult situations, physical and psychological torture. Alternate ending to "A Fairy Tale in the Style of Grimm".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Pavor Nocturnus reviews
Written for the "Let's Write Sherlock!" Challenge 1: After a nearly disastrous case, Sherlock and John share a tense taxi ride back to Baker Street. With emotions running high, they finally arrive back at 221B, and then . . .
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Swordplay reviews
Both Mycroft and Sherlock took fencing lessons as children. As adults, some of the only times they spend together is when dueling in a side room of the Diogenes Club. Sherlock has never beaten Mycroft, and claims the only reason he keeps coming back is to finally win...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Collection of Nothings
Collection of short, slice-of-life fics. Mostly fluff with a pinch of angst. Johnlock, but nothing graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Fairy Tale in the Style of Grimm reviews
Jim Moriarty decides to break Sherlock Holmes once and for all. Future AU. Rated for language, implied adult situations, physical and psychological torture.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me reviews
John asks Sherlock to talk dirty to him. He hadn't fully considered the consquences of this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want reviews
Jim can't get certain things out of his mind; he can't have what he thinks he wants, so he makes do. Too bad for people . . . (Warning: Dark. Twisted. Disturbing actions.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Cockblocked reviews
Living with Sherlock Holmes has its pros and cons. This night for John definitely falls into the "negative" category. Rated for blasphemy, swearing, and adult situations.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Diversion reviews
Keeping Sherlock's attention is difficult, but oh, the reward!
Crossover - A-Team & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - H.M. Murdock, Sherlock H.
Ataraxia, Suddenly reviews
Murdock, not Face, is given the task to seduce a woman. Watching him, Face realizes he's jealous.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock - Complete
Canis Sapiens reviews
The A-Team. Werewolves. Harry Potter universe. All swirled together like fudge ripple ice cream! Mention of m/m relationships, nothing graphic.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
SWM ISO SWF reviews
Continuing the "Because It Is Bitter..." arc: Murdock meets Kerry. Rating for adult situations in later chapters.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
The Best He Had reviews
Young Murdock needs a babysitter. He never expects the one he gets.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Sins of the Father reviews
Sosa didn't want to, but accidents happen. She couldn't choose an abortion so, she took a leave of absence and had the baby and gave it away. And then Face finds out that he's got a kid somewhere in the system... Post movie, no slash.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - T. Peck/Faceman - Complete
Bound to Reality reviews
Prompt: "Murdock in a straightjacket." Here he is.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Murdock - Complete
Kiss the Cook reviews
Murdock loses his beloved apron.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/15/2012 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Some Who Wander Are Lost reviews
B.A. goes with Face to spring Murdock from the VA hospital, with unexpected results. Prompt fill from the A-Team Meme on LJ.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Fruitcake reviews
Words, their definitions, and how they're perceived. Drabble fic, no pairing.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Hypnophobia reviews
Something has happened inside his head, and Murdock refuses to sleep.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Black Friday reviews
On the craziest shopping day of the year, the craziest team member cracks. Slash-lite.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/2/2011 - H.M. Murdock, T. Peck/Faceman - Complete
Dark Books, Dark Times reviews
AU. The Team takes on a missing person case. Little do they know they've stepped into something beyond what they know, and nothing is what it seems. See note inside for more details and warnings on this Lovecraftian crossover.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,431 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011
Something's Afoot reviews
B.A. buys Murdock a pair of iconic shoes. Challenge response from the A-Team Meme over on LJ; implied relationship but nothing explicit.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - B.A. Baracus, H.M. Murdock - Complete
It's A Simple Question reviews
AU, Crack-tastic. Nothing to do with anything, just drabble that forced its way out of my head. I deeply apologize.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Fleshly reviews
He's bitter, he's disfigured, he's gone mad . . . but Cobra Commander is still a man with needs . . .
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Cobra Commander/Rex Lewis - Complete
Wait a Minute, What? reviews
Discussion about the team's second escape from custody, and the shaky logic behind it.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - B.A. Baracus - Complete
Sick As Dogs reviews
With three teammates deathly ill, one has to hold onto his sanity and get them help. Contains OCs, set within the story arc that starts with "Paper Roses".
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
The Devil You Know reviews
No one should feel dumb if you don't know what something's called. When Face and Murdock are involved, though ... sorry.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Can You Carry A Tune? reviews
How, exactly, did B.A. get roped into this? A karaoke bar, seriously?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - B.A. Baracus - Complete
I Love It When A Mary Sue Comes Together reviews
Fill for the A-Team Kink Meme: a Mary Sue fic. Now with extra cheese!
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Cataclysms reviews
The team is passed being salvaged, and one of them is doing his best to just keep going.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Aftershocks reviews
Immediate follow-up to "Two Dates". Hannibal finally confronts Face and Murdock regarding their relationship with Kerry and gets confronted in return; B.A. just wants the whole thing to go away.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Improbability Drive reviews
The A-Team, plus a multitude of different universes and fandoms. You want the crack? You can't handle the crack!
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Lucky Underpants reviews
Murdock and Face become members of the Mile High Club; written as a challenge response for the A-Team Prompts on LJ. Implied slash.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - H.M. Murdock, T. Peck/Faceman - Complete
Two Dates reviews
Chronicles two dates Face and Murdock share. Sequel to "Because It Is Bitter, and Because It Is My Heart"; no slash.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year reviews
The holiday season is upon the team, and it's more 'bah humbug' than sugar plums and stringing colored lights. Can the guys find some Christmas spirit?
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
Of Women reviews
A very quick chapter for each of the guys, thinking about women.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Canis Familiaris reviews
A short discussion of Billy.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
It Looked Better On Paper reviews
Murdock was just trying to be helpful. 100 percent unadulterated crackfic, with adult-ish implications.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock
Because It Is Bitter, and Because It Is My Heart reviews
Murdock has a new girlfriend. Face may not survive it.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock - Complete
Oubliette reviews
With Federal agents chasing them, the team needs some place to hide. Luckily, Hannibal knows the neighborhood. Complete!
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hannibal S. - Complete
Two Weeks Both Is and Isn't Enough reviews
A unilateral decision is made to take a break from their lives. Set post-movie, Hannibal-centric.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hannibal S. - Complete
Paper Roses reviews
Murdock may have found a girlfriend. Is there any way a relationship with the 'Howlin' Mad' Captain last? Rating for a swear word, no graphic scenes of anything. Oh and hey, guess what? I don't own any recognizabale characters!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Pills reviews
Taking inventory isn't fun.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - T. Peck/Faceman - Complete
If Nautical Nonsense is Something You Wish reviews
A very slight HB/Spongebob cross-over; drabblish. Not so slightly OOC for all involved.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Abe S. - Complete
Songs reviews
Drabbles about songs people singing, mishearing lyrics, and the like.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Donatello
Movie Night reviews
Inspired by a thread on Stealthy Stories . . . can Leo sit back and enjoy a movie?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
There's Always a Few Nuts in the Family Tree reviews
Set after 2007 movie. Sam's forced to get a job.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sam Witwicky
Arachno What? reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Silly Boys, Trucks Are For Girls reviews
It's just not a good idea to mess around with vehicles who happen to be disguised robots. Semidrabble, set in 2007 movieverse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Yo Ho Ho! reviews
Challenge: Write a story that centers around an unusual object in the possession of either the TMNT or Master Splinter. Originally posted at Stealthy Stories. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday to You reviews
Happy Birthday. With presents.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Introspect reviews
A rat called Splinter thinks over the choices made for his sons, and wonders if it shouldn't have been different. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Splinter - Complete
The Great Equalizer reviews
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. Socrates
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Logan/Wolverine
Mutants and Sneetches reviews
A Hank McCoy fic in honor of the new movie. The good doctor has a talk with an Xavier School employee and realizes a few things about people he thought he knew.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Hank/Beast - Complete
Old Habits reviews
Snape rages. Snape spits. Snape reflects on the misery that is his life. Not the most uplifting stuffokay, so the later chapters are. Chapter 7 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 11/7/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Arioch reviews
A mutant is asked to join the Brotherhood, and her experiences therein. Features Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 12/12/2000 - Toad - Complete
Serpent's Son reviews
Draco reconsiders his role in life after seeing a shirtless Snape . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Old Habits, Twisted reviews
No nice, cuddly Snape inside! Dark ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Brown Papered Packages Tied up with Strings reviews
Mail call! Beach Head gets a mysterious package.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Complete
Fever Dreams reviews
What if mutants woke up one morning and had no powers?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
I've Got a Golden Ticket reviews
Harry finds a rare card in a Chocolate Frog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Happy Christmas, Professor Snape reviews
A short piece about Christmas and a certain Potions Professor . . . sillyfic! you're warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
The King reviews
It's the annual talent show at Hogwarts. Is that Professor Snape wearing blue suede shoes! extreme sillyfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Madmen and Angels reviews
Logan makes a long bizarre journey back to Xavier's mansion . . .
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/2/2001 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Oddly Enough reviews
I can't even begin to explain. A LGMXmen villians crossover. . .? I guess that'll have to do.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2001 - Published: 5/31/2001 - Complete
Ataraxia reviews
Angsty Toad. Kinda. Come on, you know you love it!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2001 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Wannabes reviews
What's happening?! Charles kidnapped! By whom? Or what? (and finally) What was I thinking?!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2001 - Published: 6/17/2001
In the Flinty Pits of My Heart reviews
For all those LoganJean shippers out there. Sort of.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2001 - Complete
Xmen, The Live Action Film! reviews
the Xmen and Xvillains! discuss the casting of the movie . . . sillyfic
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 7/16/2000 - Complete
Nocturne reviews
a new member of the team meets Wolvie
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 3/5/2000 - Complete
Friday's Session reviews
A slice of life. Includes Wolvie, Beast, Toadand a plethora of Mary Sues. The roundabout and incredibly weird way my muse comes to me. Sillyfic beyond belief.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/25/2001 - Complete
The End, the Beginning reviews
Wolverine is alone in the far far future. Major angst.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2001 - Complete
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You reviews
Poor Professor Xavier. What he must go through to find suitable mutants for the Xteam . . . sillyfic
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2001 - Complete
Hail to the King reviews
Upset at store clerks? You'd better believe it. sillyfic
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
The Effects of Snowfall reviews
Wolvie's reflections on himself and the Xmen . . .
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
Toxins reviews
My [only] Rogue fic, and it's not what you think. R for recreational drug use.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2000 - Complete
So Hungry reviews
Suppertime at the Xmansion . . . sillyfic
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2000 - Complete