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Joined 10-26-06, id: 1153858, Profile Updated: 08-13-08
Author has written 16 stories for Firefly, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Buffy X-overs, and NCIS.

I realized that I did not have anything up here yet…my bad. It seems to be popular to put your favorite quotes from movies and such up…My current favorite quotes are…

"The mind that thought of light, heavy, grey, yellow, still, swift also conceived of magic that would make heavy things light and able to fly, turn grey lead into yellow gold, and the still rock into swift water. If it could do the one, it could do the other; it inevitably did both. When we have taken green from the grass, blue from heaven, and red from blood, we have already an enchanter's power" J R R Tolkien

"We do think in language, therefore the quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language"...George Carlin

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. "...Douglas Addams

"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death?" Hunter S Thompson

"First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma." Hunter S Thompson

I also decided to put up my current favorite quotes from my fellow FF authors…If you do not see your name up here yet, do not be offended…I will be changing them regularly since to put ALL my favorites up would require more space than my hard drive…

Thanks again to all my readers and writers in this AU we call FF

Sincerely,

Dye A.K.A. the other lost soul in the fishbowl

My Favorite quotes…from FF….

Author- Maybe the Moon

-"I achieved nirvana," House announced…"The angels descended before me in a riot of rhinestones and sang unto me, 'Nay, thou wilt not tread upon thy blue shoes of suede'."

-"You just compared my sex life to Communism," he said, picking up his fork and poking at his salad. "I'm not sure how I feel about that."

Devouring Sarcasm Phantasm

-A grammatically inclined Death Eater broke in. "Your participles are dangling," she said.

-kk im finsied 4 nou, see u nex chaptr!!11 il ony udate if u giv me lyke 15 rviews!!111 (my copy of Word just blew up copying that one out…)

Author: rekahnekor

“Right, okay. Maybe we should have Madame Pomfrey check for hallucinogenic plant excretions.” “Excretions? Are you saying it(the plant) may have shat on me!?”

Firestorm of ThunderClan

"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'"

moonyNZ

Hermione signed her name off at the bottom of the form and glanced over at Sirius whose pen was hovering precariously over what looked like Neurological Disorders.

cheseathomson123

OH MY GOD, SANTA’S EATEN DUMBLEDORE!”

Tomo Potter

I am a cupcake ninja! MWAHAHAHAHA

FaithLestrange

She pondered telling them the story of when she fought off that pack of vampires stark naked with that preacher in South Boston. The looks on their faces would probably be photo worthy.

Me...hey, sometimes i crack myself up :P

Hermione grinned “Well I think you are correct in thinking what I think you thought I was thinking.” Sirius looked puzzled for a moment, and then broke out into a huge grin. “Cool”

“Sirius…You mugged St Peter!?...and took the Book of Days!? “

“Will any form of super pouting get me out of this?”

" I lead...I've met your ex-wives. You should be used to it"

“He was going to violate my muffin with that hand!!”

Mina kept her eyes on Kelly “Lilly, could you lend me a tissue? I feel a sneezing fit coming on.” “Why is that?” Lilly quipped. Mina glared at Kelly “Because I am allergic to BULLSHIT!”

QUOTES FROM OTHER SITES...

SukiBlue

“Actually, I do sometimes get confused. Take my advice, young boy, never plunge a toilet and groom the cat at the same time. The cat won’t appreciate it.”

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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Sorcerer's Muse reviews
The fifth book in my Slytherin Harry series covers year four of his time at Hogwarts. Rated mature for language and future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 211,258 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8883 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 5,483 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Love Stays the Same by daisychains123 reviews
After a confusing letter, two girls are given the chance to change their world, but will they? Then Greyback attacks and they have no choice. Hermione and Ginny are landed in Marauder times, where they find friendship, enemies, and love. HGRL GWSB JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,031 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 8,834 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 259,165 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Diary of an Orphan (original writing) by BlAcKdAuGhTeR reviews
What if Sirius had a daughter? What would she be like? Jenna spent her early life in an orphanage until the appearance of a man named Remus Lupin changed her life forever. This is the Diary of an Orphan. HPGW, RWHG in future chapters and maybe HPOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 516,986 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/15/2006 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Where Do We Go From Here? Series by Littleotter73 reviews
Now that the Hellmouth is closed, what's next? Chapter 43 is now posted. I'm so sorry for the extended hiatus! Love the feedback and thanks for reading. :)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,623 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Fury by Kaoz reviews
They made a mistake. They left me, thought I was dead. Now I'm going to kill them all.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,807 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
A Most Important Element in Water by sylvanawood reviews
While hunting for Horcruxes with her friends, Hermione learns surprising facts about Snape's past. Will that change the way she thinks about him? AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 221,851 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Denial by little beloved reviews
Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bright Minds Think the Same by Calliope - Muse of epic poetry reviews
One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,186 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Spare Wheel by C0ldSteel reviews
The Doctor finally takes Jack traveling with him. They are joined by the Master, Jack's brother Gray and others, but someone always seems left out. Slash content, lemon-lime. Spoilers for DW, Torchwood and Firefly; crossover-ish Jack/Doctor and other pairings
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 218,097 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Hermione Granger, the Slytherin by Lizard23 reviews
Hermione, as a first year, is sorted into Slytherin. With both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fighting for her friendship, along with the ever protectiveness of her Head of House, Severus Snape, her career at Hogwarts is bound to be anything but dull. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,588 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Beginning by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,778 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7825 - Favs: 6,085 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Orange You Glad We're Friends? by StrangeVisitor reviews
Rick asks his friend, Methos , for a favor only an Immortal can grant.
Crossover - Highlander & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Methos, Rick C. - Complete
Naughty Snippets by Ms-Figg reviews
WARNING: EXPLICIT/GRAPHIC/GRATUITOUS ADULT CONTENT! A Collection of nonrelated oneshots PWP most featuring HGSS, some Lucius, Draco & OC Marcus, BDSM,Bond,CBT,Dom,FMM,HC,MF,NC,OC,Oral,Peg,PWP,Toys Not for delicate sensibilities
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,482 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Words and Whiskey by SherryGabs reviews
Late night talk between Jethro and Jackson Gibbs. A little Team fun also.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jackson Gibbs - Complete
Whispers of Tomorrow by RainynDawn reviews
3rd and final installment Hermione slowly regains her memories and with that rekindles a love as the war grows steadily closer. Will the love survive? Will they survive? Rating is being downgraded to T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,443 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Past and Present by Myrina reviews
Ducky's past crosses over into his present and Tony gets pulled along for the ride. Crossover with The Man from UNCLE. Was originally published long ago under the NCIS tab but decided it better belonged in the Crossover section
Crossover - NCIS & Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,461 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two Men Walked into a Bar by ralph the wonder bunny reviews
Mal and another familiar face meet in a bar on a nameless planet. Firefly crossover.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Mal
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 6012 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Road to Redemption by FaithLestrange reviews
Faith's mother is not the one she thought. Turns out she's a crazy snake-following murderer. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Or does it? Harry Potter / Buffy crossover
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,853 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008
Moonlight Flower by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Wizards and witches have gathered to mark the end of the war with Voldemort. Dissatisfied, Hermione escapes and ends up running into another solitary soul. Short, simple waff-fic. HG-SS, DH-compliant, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At The Shore of The Heart by neelix reviews
Hermione Granger recieves a special patient onto her ward at St Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time's Treasure by debjunk reviews
SS/HG: What if Snape found out what becoming a Death Eater would do to his life before he actually received the Dark Mark? What if the person who told him was Hermione Granger? Will he change his future? Yes, it's a time turner fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,862 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In A Hell Dimension Far Far Away by HorseLoverTW reviews
BtVS/StarWars- Buffy's jump in "The Gift" transports her to Tatooine where she meets Jedi Knights Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Buffy may not be the Chosen One in this new dimension but she can still pack a punch and change the fate of a galaxy. B/Ben
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,366 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Buffy S. - Complete
The Super Duper Mega Secret Diary Of Sirius Black by Tomo Potter reviews
Harry picked up the book, meaning to replace it in the photo frame, but instead he found himself opening it, his eyes fixing themselves to the first page without his permission, absorbing the messy cursive handwriting transfixedly. RLSB HPRW slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Eighth Weasley by Fyrie reviews
The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 412,531 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Complete
A Light in the Dark by daydreamer8301 reviews
She loved him for so long and she gained him only to lose him. Can the one who loved her from afar show her that there is a way to mend a broken heart, even in the middle of a war? Eventual EomerOC; Follows the Movies; COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Eomer - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7194 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His Erised by Miss. Silver Star reviews
Oneshot. Every night he goes to the same place to look in the same mirror. Until one night he is finally confronted about it. This is a missing moment from The Sorcerers Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Swann's Freedom by Mrs.CaptainJack reviews
Sparrabeth. Post AWE. Jack searches for the Fountain of Youth, using the compass that never lies... but does it leads to the Fountain for him? He runs into an old friend and discovers that what he wanted most wasn't quite what he thought.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,246 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Matter of Circumstance by Ms-Figg reviews
Prewritten Fic. A pregnant and desperate Hermione is about to marry Ron, but is it the best decision considering the circumstances involving one dark, snarky wizard? The gods get involved. M/F, lemons, Preg, Angst, a Touch of Mythology, Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,034 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Betrothal by cocoachristy reviews
Luna convinces Hermione to perform a specific charm, and the results change the lives of four unsuspecting wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,332 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
For All Intents and Purposes by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
SS/HG A moment of inattention transports Hermione to one year after the fall of the Dark Lord, but with no way back to the present. Her only clue is an object that she finds between worlds. She enlists the aid of a young Professor-but he has his own agend
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,928 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Souls, Slayers and a Scythe? by mkcrl120 reviews
The sequel to Explaining Africa
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 138,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Xander H., Faith L.
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
A Touch of Destiny by jezaeiri reviews
For one destiny has always had control. For another destiny will begin to show itself. Buffy and Pirates of the Caribbean COTBP, DMC and AWE Warning....I'm a Sparrabeth fan.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,104 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
A Touch of Frost by scf3 reviews
COMPLETE. HGSS story which ignores the events of HBP and DH. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a teacher and tries to establish a new relationship with Snape. As if that wasn't hard enough, Voldemort is still at large.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,714 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Both Sides Now by Anoron reviews
Sequel to Key to Marauding. Years have passed since the Marauders were fifteen and mostly innocent. The innocence is all gone now, there are just fragments of hurt and memories left as the survivors scavenge through the wreckage in the shadow of a new war
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,963 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Phoenix, The Raven & Prince Charming? by Dragons Quill reviews
The war is over and Dumbledore has laid the groundworks for things to come. Hermione is back at Hogwarts and Severus has been lassoed into helping her with her own project. What will happen when a new marriage law is passed and a horse gets in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 161,962 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
His Lady by Evelyn Benton reviews
As he reflects upon the events in Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle of Life, Hillary recalls how he became Lady Lara Croft’s butler, personal assistant, and dear friend. Movieverse.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
A Maid in the Devil's Manor by Ms-Figg reviews
Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 108,322 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Promises to Keep by poe1911 reviews
Some promises are too important to let go
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Maybe the Moon reviews
Wilson lends Cuddy a hand and reveals something about himself in the process. House proceeds to freak out. Contains gratiutous SkeeBall. Slash, if you squint.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,048 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Untold Tale by Comet Wong reviews
It was never stated in the Red Book if Legolas ever had a love..What they didn't know those pages were lost.The story of an elf prince and the goddess who stood up for thier love..Who would believe it? complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,167 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Legolas - Complete
In Wrong Place in the Wrong Time by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
[Complete] Hermione has trouble with Draco and timeturner and ends up in Hogwarts with James, Sirius and Remus. Unfortunately going back in time doesn't mean she is out of Voldemort's grasp. Rated T for mild language & adult situations. RLHG & kinda TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,251 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For every Wrong there is a Right by Elysium2130 reviews
Hermione Granger thought her life was perfect, but in the space of 24 hours her life is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Yesterday by RainynDawn reviews
Verus Fatum: True Destiny. Hermione must face her true destiny when in the wake of war a mysterious object pulls her through time. There she must sacrifice all to save those she loves most. HGSB 1st part of Kismet Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 186,047 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Crossed Paths Part 9 The Conclusion by Oracle Pisces reviews
The end is near...or could it be a beginning? In loss, there is rebirth. We say goodbye to a familiar face and an old debt is repaid.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 8,825 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Key To Marauding by Anoron reviews
What if Dawn jumped instead of Buffy? What if she landed at Hogwarts? What if she befriended the four most troublesome boys ever to set foot in the school: the Marauders?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 370,691 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
A Good Day by Dyce reviews
It's never easy living with someone who's disabled, especially when that person is in pain. Hermione and Severus have their happily ever after, but there are good days and bad. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Journey's End by Little Cherry Tree reviews
Complete. Buffy is sent by the Powers to fulfill one last oath to a King and to take on the courage of men before she can rest in peace. BtVSLOTR
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 225,163 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Nocturne Grim by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel the Series Crossover - Snape is given another chance to seek absolution for past crimes in the form of a girl, fallen into darkness and in need of aid. Chapter 6 ADDED - August 4th
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Severus S.
The Dog Days of Summer by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Quickening by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Season 3 redone. Faith arrives in Sunnydale and finds that she has more in common with Xander Harris than she originally thought. FaithXander This will develop through Season 3 while delving into both Faith's and Xander's pasts. NOT involving
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 137,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Faith L., Xander H. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 460 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Erin Lasgalen reviews
AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 147,915 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
The Answer is in Dawn by Joannawrites reviews
She was forgotten below at Helms Deep; now here is the story of the shieldmaiden's waiting, her fury, and her fight to heal both the wounds of Rohan and the one she cannot reach. *movieverse, Part III of completed trilogy*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
And Moon Rides High by Joannawrites reviews
Legolas searches for his peace amidst war in the world of men and finds it in an unlikely conversation with the shieldmaiden. *Revised, Part II of Completed Trilogy, movieverse*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
When Day Comes Down by Joannawrites reviews
As the sun rises over Helm's Deep, Aragorn is faced with the possibility of a world in which hate will overtake all else. Only the one who is lost to him can ease his despair. She will meet him in the sky.*Part I of Completed Trilogy, Revised, movieverse*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Thicker than Blood reviews
Hermione is sent back in time...overused i know, but fun... to change things, and meets the mauraders. One becomes a sister, one a brother, one a lover, and one a corpse. Who will be what in the end?..i suck at these summaries...BRAND NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,010 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
10 ipod drabbles reviews
Random moments in the lives of our favorite NCIS Peeps....my answer to the 10 song ipod challenge...1. Pick your favorite fandom, 2. Put iTunes on shuffle, 3. Write a drabble for the first ten songs,
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009
Taking an Interest reviews
Based on the end of season three...do you really think Abby would have let her Gibbs go that easily? This is what could have happened after Hiatus...bit of angst but sappy fluffys are promised.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Whistling in the Dark reviews
Faith finds herself thrust into the world of wizards and discovers she is part of something that she could have never imagined…a family. As she fights a battle of light and dark within her, she finds that she is not alone in that battle,more details insid
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
Moony and Paddfoot III: A New Tail reviews
Yet another saga in the brain droppings I call “The Moony and Padfoot Tales” This is a continuing saga, so it is best to read the others first…otherwise you will be more confused than a cat in a hail storm…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cycle reviews
It seems every good magic story in the “real” world has the same character…what if it WAS the same person…Who would that person be, why would they keep arriving in all these stories, and what would happen of someone found out...AU, duh...REWORKED A TAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Albus D., Hermione G.
FixBellatrix's Redemption reviews
sequal to Fix...Will make more sense if you read that first...Bella hopes to find her salvation...but how far will she have to go? I suck at this...story is better, i hope...a BLSB story...or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moving On reviews
A series of interconnected one shots...a Bit AU...At Remus's wedding several different people realize how much they have changed...SBHG,RLNT...i suck at summeries...just read..you'll get it...i hope...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Moony and Padfoot Ride again II:The Icky Job reviews
A continuation of Moony and Padfoot Ride again...Duh... See what kind of havoc our boys get up to with their first assignment...makes no sense if you haven't read the first one...FriendFic, so far...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
MOony and Padfoot Ride again reviews
SPOILERS FOR DH!Sirius and Remus meet again in heaven...What are they up too? FriendFic for now...Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fix reviews
a quick fix of the world of BLACK... T for language...BBSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Are you thinking what I am thinking? reviews
some fluffy goodness...loads of spoilers...post graduation party time! dedicated to my contest winner WannaBeArtist....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Before the Faith reviews
Prequel to keeping the Faith to show where there heads were at. And I missed writting about these two grin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
In The Mood reviews
I Suck at these summary things. just enjoy some housewilson getting together fluffies...and it is NOT as smutty as the title suggested...first time house so be a little gentle
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Keeping the Faith reviews
FINISHED!Sorry it took so long.. She brought him back from the dead, can he show her how to live? Mushy fun from my two favorite characters...LOVE FEED BACK! thinking of doing a sequal..what do you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
That BESTOR Problem reviews
Mal, Kaylee, a few laughs, a few truths, cold showers, and those awkward moments that happen to us all...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete