Disclaimer: I own nothing.

About Me:

Personality: Conspiracy theorist, hopeless romantic, evil genius, certified Sue basher, etc.

Age: Old enough to read the M stories.

Appearance: Nothing on a Mary Sue. I'm a redhead and proud of it! And no, unfortunately, it's not the flashy-firey, cascading Sue hair I would like to have.

Obsessions: Inkheart, PotO, Angels & Demons, Moulin Rouge, Les Miserables

Main FanGirl Obsessions: Dustfinger, Erik,

Friends: Bastakils, Puppyelf, The Clarineteer, Lord of the Bees, Danseur de Lame READ THEIR FICS!!

Favorites:

Books: Inkheart Trilogy!, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Wind on Fire Trilogy, Angels & Demons, Sorcery & Cecelia Trilogy

2nd Favorite Books: Abarat, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Abhorsen Trilogy, The Oracle Prophesies, After, Heir Apperant, Skybreaker, The Two Princesses of Bammare, House of the Scorpion, The Will of the Empress, The Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy, Eragon, Warriors, Harry Potter, Enchantress From the Stars, Anansi Boys, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Sender Unknown, Coraline, Howl's Moving Castle, A Wrinkle in Time, Troy, Kung Fu High School

Movies: Pirates Curse of the Black Pearl, LOTR, The Phantom of the Opera, Little Miss Sunshine, King Arthur, The DaVinci Code, Spirted Away, The Day After Tomorrow, Hidalgo,

Pairings: DUSTFINGER/RESA!!!!!!!!!!!!, Resa/Mo, Meggie/Farid, Lee/Serafina, Oritz/Kess, Bo/Sisi, Langdon/Vittoria, Langdon/Sophie, Kate/Thomas, Cecy/James, Candy/Carrion, Gemma/Kartik, Rhetia/Jackal, Matt/Kate, Matt/Nadira, Mica/Tonno, Murtagh/ Nasuada, Thorn/Saphira, Roran/Katrina, Firestar/Sandstorm, Draco/Hermione, Charlie/Daisy, Howl/Sophie, Calvin/Meg, Jack/Elizabeth, ERIK/CHRISTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes (This could be long):

"What rhymes with 'bodies'?"- The Clarineteer

"Lame!!!"- Bastakils

"Timing never was a Mary Sue's strong point."- Me, Basta's Luck

"Subtle."- Sophie Neveu, The DaVinci Code

"That depends on how often you dust under your couch."- Robert Langdon, The DaVinci Code

Branded corpses are a problem for me. Flying I can handle.- Robert Langdon, Angels & Demons

"What's so strange about that, Princess? Do you know how your story ends?"- Dustfinger, Inkheart

Meggie: "Farid, ... Let's climb a tree and wait for sunrise. We'll never find Dustfinger's trail again if we just go on like this!"

Dustfinger: "My own opinion exactly!" -Inkspell

"Give Basta my regards when you see him, and as for burying me, he hasn't done it, yet."- Dustfinger, Inkspell

"...who wants to know the end of a story in advance?"- Dustfinger, Inkheart

"So what? All writers are lunatics!"- Fenoglio, Inkspell

... his silence was more eloquent than any words.- Inkheart

What business was it of anyone else to know what was in his heart?- Inkheart

"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?"- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Pirates 2

"There are no safe choices, only other ones."- Miss Moore, A Great and Terrible Beauty

Randomness:

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Penny started this one!)

If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile. (Penny started this, too!)

(\_/) (")_(") : Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like:"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.