Seregwen Morthilhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Enchanted Forest, Inheritance Cycle, Silmarillion, and Good Omens. hey, i'm seri. you can contact me by: email: butterscotch_sibyl@ AIM: BadLuckCherry ESP: think the word "butterscotch" really hard, and i'll do what i can. facebook: if you have one, shoot me an email with your name and i'll friend you with a message explaining who i am. i'm not very interesting, but i know interesting people, and i'm hoping it will rub off on me. i am so sorry-- i haven't updated in about two years! i am trying to edit/finish a conrad/christopher piece for diana wynne jones' "conrad's fate," and a few "good omens" pieces. so, hopefully, those will be up pretty soon. ...but don't hold your breath. i should now have an obligatory quotes bit, but i don't have the energy right now, as it is 2:50 a.m. and i am a bit tired. so. have a nice day! -seri |
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Inappropriate Conduct by Abby Ebon reviews
Co-written with Chaos Silk. Slash. Male OC. If you think landing in Galbatorix’s castle as a prisoner makes for an imposable escape, try being rescued from a harem. Draco, a magical silver monkey may help you...or steal someones pants...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007
Existential Crises by Igorina reviews
When Pollution starts to question his role in the universe the consequences for Heaven, Hell, Earth and the Horsepersons prove to be completely unprecedented. Contains Crowley x Pollution, Famine x Pollution and Aziraphale x Rare First Editions.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,382 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Pollution, A. Crowley
Environ Quatre by reisaikage reviews
Teatime follows Susan back to the Gaiter's Hogswatch morning, but Death does not accompany her. TeatimexSusan. Alternate Events.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit
Deference by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur/Merlin slash. I recently got into this show on BBC and all I can say is GUH to the billionty. There will be more fics about these two. I GUARANTEE IT. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Same Species As Shakespeare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Harry and Draco have a mutual fascination. Name it obsession and add a mystery, and suddenly things are so much uglier. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,080 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If I Ever Lose My Faith In You by Darth Stitch reviews
Abel and Esther get used to this whole being married thing. Caterina plays referee for their first spat and Petros gets some interesting insights. Next in the Milk Tea Series. COMPLETE.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Abel N., Esther B. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Contest of Equals by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
NearLuna Experiences by InsanityInside reviews
Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Luna L., Death
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ferrier of Souls by liz3386 reviews
8 years and 11 months as Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Some days are easy, but the most trying days come with the souls that remind Capt. Turner of the ones he left behind. PostAWE. Things aren't always as they seem...COMPLETE! but fixing typos.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Halos and Horns by Niamh St. George reviews
A collection of unrelated stand alone drabbles and ficlets, continuity and coherence optional. Aziraphale and Crowley feature, of course, and possibly even in That Capacity.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007
De Bona Religione by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Religion: something one believes in and follows devotedly, the practice of religious beliefs, ritual observance of faith. For Qoheleth's Malachy O'More Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
Temple of Toxicity by Igorina reviews
Pollution encounters his onetime opponent in one of his favourite places. Brian x Pollution.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
A Hundred White Feathers by Hopeakaarme reviews
My fanfic100 challenge response. The lives and existences of Aziraphale and those close to him from before the Beginning to modern times. SLASH MichaelLucifer, RaphaelGabriel, and Michael Uriel, future SLASH CrowleyAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
War Wounds by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre DH] Written for hpholidaygen at LJ. Ginny, Luna, Bellatrix, and a dungeon. Genfic, dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Aed Job by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Unhealthy fixations, romantic entanglements, and a big walrus are just some of the things Harry has to deal with in his sixth year at Hogwarts. Oh yeah, and the whole Voldemort thing. A parody. A BAD parody. Rated R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006
The Grand Sneer by TheMidgetBee reviews
In order to escape the attention of Lord Snapcase, Havelock Vetinari has been forced to go on the Grand Sneer with...oh gods...Downey and friends. And if that wasn't enough to deal with, he's got to contend with the vampires and werewolves of Uberwald too
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
A Parody of Character by TheMidgetBee reviews
AnkhMorpork is under seige! And the culprits are a group of strangely familiar young women...Now with added voting section: you get to choose what happens next. Ooh...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Pretty Girl by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Tilda observes Magda and comes to certain conclusions. Femslash, TildaMagda or TonkerLofty. [Rated: M.]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
A Mediocre Day by Vaguely Downwards reviews
A really, really boring day for the NEXTWAVE squad. Also: Aaron drinks beer! [Rated: PG.]
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Synesthesia by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Why does Crowley like Earth so much?
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Falling in Love With Him by Suzukata reviews
[Chrestomanci] A series of CatTonino drabbles, that vary in rating. These are inspired by Blue Yeti, whom you should all worship.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006
Apologies, Famine and Christmas Shopping by Igorina reviews
Brian wants to do something special for Wensleydale, but isn’t sure quite what. Can a certain personification of an apocalyptical persuasion help him out? BrianxWensleydale, FaminexPollution and hints of AdamxPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Peacock's Plumage by piewacket reviews
Commodore James Norrington is pressed into service escorting a singularly undesirable young woman and learns not to make snap judgments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,798 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Mortal Coil by JillSwinburne reviews
Death has a problem, his name is Havelock. Havelock also has a problem, her name is Henriette. Susan StoHelit has a lot of problems and someone's going to die. Finished
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
The Noble Art of Unarmed Combat by TheMidgetBee reviews
After a series of failed inhumations, Dr Follett decides that the students need a crash course in Unarmed Combat but doesn't want to hurt anyone important. So he signs up the all first year students in Viper House...including Downey and Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Those Be Rubies, Fairy Favours by Ghilanna Faen Tlabbar reviews
[A Midsummer's Night Dream]All the other fairies are named but her...the story of the little Anonymous Fairy from Act 2, Scene 1 of Shakespeare's beloved comedy.[PuckFairy]
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006
The Promise by TheMidgetBee reviews
A few years ago, while standing beside a river in Uberwald, Carrot made a promise to someone. Now the worst has happened...but can he go through with it?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Sugar Rainbow Breakfast Cereal by Lonicera Japonica reviews
The Horsepersons attend an annual meeting to discuss their accomplishments, and Pollution is particularly proud of his. FaminePollution if you tilt your head and squint.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
The Buddhist Baths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
After a nice twentyyear nap, Crowley finds Aziraphale in Enlightenment country. Fun with Taoism and water. M for slash. Yes, and it’s spiritual too. Am I not strange?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
An Unlikely Accord by piewacket reviews
Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James N. - Complete
As You Wish by Darth Stitch reviews
A Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of Bridges and Loopholes by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Crowley is twitchy Aziraphale is irritated. Tooth marks and groping ensue. PG13
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Chionophobia by FireOpal reviews
AC slash. There's a reason why Hell has so many fires. A freak snowfall in London has a strange effect on a certain demon, and it's up to Aziraphale to lend a helping hand.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Compensating by FireOpal reviews
Crowley goes out of town for a while, and Aziraphale has to deal with his absence. AC slash, pointless drabble.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Political Secrets of a Modest Man by JillSwinburne reviews
Why do four women always stick up for Lord Vetinari? Who are they and what do they owe him?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Believe by the-bird-flies reviews
[Post Monstrous Regiment] And she believes. The last moments of Wazzer.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Good Omens for a Lancre Hogswatch by Igorina reviews
Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
Sharks, Circling by orange crush reviews
“Could you speed this up ?” Sirius paused to spit out a tooth. “I’ve got to be dead before the first of the month, or rent’s due.” (R is for language, and very AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Despair's Companion by Joon reviews
After the events of OOP, Lupin goes to a familiar place (Crossover wNeil Gaiman's Sandman)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Fiat Lux by fulldaysdrive reviews
An alternate ending for Patricia C. Wrede's novel Magician's Ward. Written primarily for myself, it's all just mushy gratuitous romance. It does have major SPOILERS though, so don't read unless you've finished MW.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Complete
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Least Favorite Things reviews
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy. A/C. Slash. Cautiously rated M for blood/nudity/alcohol. Inspired by a Panic! at the Disco song.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Phoenix reviews
[Sorcery and Cecilia] Kate has always been told that playing with matches gets one burnt. KateThomas drabblette
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Something reviews
Something about Crowley is just so mesmerizing... mild AC slash.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Morning Glory reviews
Brian watches Wensley sleep. Mild BrianWensley slash.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Play the Game at Hand reviews
Brian and Wensley play poker on a hot summer's day. Mild slash. Second person P.O.V. No real plot development. I'm not really sure what this would be, actually...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Characteristics of Snuff reviews
[Sorcery and Cecilia] James and Thomas play cards, drink port, and argue about snuff and smoking. In a tent. In the middle of a battle. [Some slight references to.. substances.]
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Sinking In reviews
[Sorcery and Cecilia] Thomas has been sent off to war by his father, but the fact is taking a while to sink in. Slight angst. Nonslash this time, sorry. T for battlefield yuckies.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Read Too Much reviews
Crowley thinks Aziraphale reads too much. What's a demon to do? Slashy contains references to Avril Lavigne and Good Will Hunting. [Yeah, sorry about that...]
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Little Bunny Foofoo's MultiNovelian Adventure reviews
Little Bunny Foofoo seems to be having an identity crisis. Why else would he be in Wonderland, Middle Earth, Alagaesia, and Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Oneoff Drabblette.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
This Cannot Go On reviews
Good Omens slash nonrhyming angsty poetry. Kill me quickly.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Requiem: Death of a Dragon reviews
Eragon watches Shruikan die. Second in the Requiem series. Mild angst. Not really canon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Requiem: The Ghosts of Flowers reviews
Mandos the Eternal ponders the death of a Teleri elfling in the Kinslaying. Mildly angsty.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Before An Egg reviews
Prequel to poker with the herbalist. Some slight language... contains rampant nonsequitors. read at your own risk...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Poker With the Herbalist reviews
A scene which never happened in Eragon and never should have. Everybody's favorite witch and herbalist decides to have a poker party. Warning: includes haggis.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Magician's Misery reviews
[Richard Merrill Sits in the Library reposted!] Mairelon considering Lord Franton's offer to his ward. Spoilers for Mairelon the Magician and Magician's Ward
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
