Tom O'Bedlam
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Joined 11-30-05, id: 940782, Profile Updated: 04-24-08
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, We Will Rock You, Jesus Christ Superstar, Good Omens, Death Note, and Edward Scissorhands.

Tom O'Bedlam-A wandering beggar who levies charity on the plea of insanity. A famous anonymous Elizabethan poem is called 'Tom O'Bedlam's Song.'
~Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable

I figure insanity to be a prerequisite to writing fiction; here I am, begging reviews. To wit, I am a right Tom O'Bedlam.

To see mad Tom of Bedlam,
Ten thousand miles I've traveled
Mad Maudlin goes
On dirty toes
For to save her shoes from gravel.

Still I sing, bonny boys
Bonny, mad boys.
Bedlam's Boys are bonny!
For they all go bare,
And they live by the air,
And they want no drink or money.

~Tom O'Bedlam's Song

About the fics:

Mostly one-shots, mostly Harry Potter Blackverse. Lots of Narcissa, lots of Regulus. All of characterizations and plots are internally consistent as well as canonically. Except for 'The More Things Change' which doesn't quite match up with book 7. I killed off a few of the wrong people, and I haven't gotten around to changing any of the names yet. Maybe someday...

'I See' (Jesus Christ Superstar) is unfinished and I currently have writer's block in that direction, but I might update it; you never know. I have vague plans to rewrite 'Save Me' (WWRY) and 'Synethesia' (Good Omens), because neither works quite like I wanted it to, so if you have suggestions, leave a review to that effect. 'Counterpoint in Minor' (Death Note) is an anomaly; I actually like it, and it's not Harry Potter. Maybe someday I'll write something longer than half a page that's actually good!

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Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Metastasis by Qoheleth reviews
It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
A Dictionary of Misunderstood Words by Lirazel reviews
Companion. The Alliance. The Black. Scars. The words mean completely different things to each of them. MalInara oneshot
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Mal, Inara - Complete
A Sorting Song by Dumbledore by Qoheleth reviews
A companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
Spectrum by Lirazel reviews
“Magic had a thousand flavors, a thousand hues, but none could give him peace.” Harry, post7th year oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sound Of Clay And The Colour of Coffee by Arwen Lune reviews
Two insomniacs and a ship. Mal is wood and clay, shards bigger than her own but just as broken.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Mal, River - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
Always Coming Home by Lirazel reviews
“Somehow you all always knew that you would end up back here.” PostHogwarts oneshot RHr, HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
O Brother, Where Art Thou? by Lady Nichnevin Le Fey reviews
At his brother's funeral, Sirius reflects on all the things he could have said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
First Impressions by LadyRhiyana reviews
COMPLETED Prequel to the Catalyst. "There was a time, once, when the goblins were more than gibbering, mindless creatures, and the Goblin King more than a flouncing dilettante..."
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
The Shipwrecked Mariner by moikai reviews
He was on the run from the law, wanted for a crime he didn't commit. Other than that, life wasn't all that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Standards by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. The dilemma of a college-bound superheroine.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Mr. Incredible, Rick Dicker - Complete
all that's best of dark and bright by Lady Atropos reviews
The poet’s wake was no small thing. A vigil was held, before his death, unseen by the eyes of mortals; an angel, a demon, and a poet’s muses met that day to watch over an artist’s passing. (Good Omens-Sandman crossover)
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Hero of Hogwarts by mosylu reviews
It's tough playing second fiddle to your best friends. Ron tries not to let it bother him, but some days . . . One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Ron W. - Complete
The Wrath of Loki by mosylu reviews
Percy lies close to death in St. Mungo's. His family ignores the rift to gather around himexcept for two. Are the twins still too angry to remember they love him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W. - Complete
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
As Flies by golden-d reviews
The gods delight in making a mockery of humans, and today they are laughing at her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Friends by mosylu reviews
On November first, Hermione gets a surprise at breakfastpossibly the best surprise of her life. A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Small Favours reviews
A small girl hides from bullies in the castle garden.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010
Counterpoint in Minor reviews
Perfect fifths, consonant intervals, music in its purest form. L: a character sketch.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - L - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. To be a Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Phineas Nigellus - Complete
De Bona Religione reviews
Religion: something one believes in and follows devotedly, the practice of religious beliefs, ritual observance of faith. For Qoheleth's Malachy O'More Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
The More Things Change reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Two boys meet on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Synesthesia reviews
Why does Crowley like Earth so much?
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Perfection reviews
Narcissa visits Lucius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
I See reviews
I see blood and destruction, our elimination, because of one man. Monologues.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006
Killer Queen reviews
Chronological drabbles of Khashoggi and Killer Queen.
We Will Rock You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Just Killed a Man reviews
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Bellatrix and Lucius talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Shadows Rising reviews
Regulus Black grows up in a world where lines are already drawn for the battle, and shadows of war loom. Vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Regulus B. - Complete
I Have Been One Acquainted With the Night reviews
I have walked out in rain and back in rain. Tonks visits her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006 - N. Tonks - Complete
A Model of Decorum and Tranquility reviews
Narcissa Malfoy enters a world of intrigue and politics, where the only absolute loyalty is to one's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Pity the Child reviews
A look into the not quite sane mind of Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Through Shadows Falling reviews
I never thought my last vision in this world would be a mirror image of my own face. A boy dies, in the dark, alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Regulus B. - Complete
No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
Lucius Malfoy was a wicked man. But someone still mourns him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black reviews
A tribute to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Remus L. - Complete