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Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

Glee is my favorite show.

Klaine (Kurt Hummel and Blaine) is my own true pairing. They are simply adorable together.

I also like various anime fanfiction, but I mostly read Glee.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,474 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Opposite Ends of the Spectrum by ImpalaPorn reviews
Castiel Novak always hated Dean Winchester. The popular boy was rude, arrogant, cocky, and stared at Castiel for no apparent reason. And just because he's tutoring the football-playing jerk doesn't mean he thinks he's nice... or funny... or beautiful... or has any feelings for Dean at all... other than that burning, passionate... hate... of course. Destiel. High School au.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance With You by littlemusings reviews
Blaine Anderson absolutely couldn't believe it. His gaze lingered on the front cover of Vogue's latest issue, the bright-red embossed words sticking out to him like a sore thumb. Fashion's best, Kurt Hummel, is getting married, and not to him. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,161 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Telling The Parents by emquin reviews
Post/Mid-Original Song through New York, Blaine is worried about how his parents will react to his having a boyfriend and eventually finds the courage to tell them. What is their reaction? Klaine. Blaine centric.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finding the Good Guy by lolacola01 reviews
Chris has feels for Darren but he's not going to let that distract him. He's happy to keep it to himself, but when Darren takes an interest in Chris's sister, things change
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Minute Will Reverse by wincasters reviews
Kurt was in love. Not the infatuation he'd suffered through with Finn, but love, real burning love that he though had only existed in movies and everyone's life but his own. Klaine AU, rating changed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,456 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If I Followed You by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt goes back to McKinley. Blaine comes to him, because Kurt deserves it, and because maybe Blaine deserves it too. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, lovelovelove to Counting Crows:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
On the Twenty First by heystella reviews
Years after their relationship ends, Kurt and Blaine meet inside an elevator in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York. They'll have to decide if reconciliation is in the works or not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seeing Stars by kurtelizabeth reviews
Kurt and Blaine never did get together in high school. Years on, they live together, at least when Kurt is in town. And Blaine has the worst possibly timing to realise that Kurt is gorgeous and that they should've gotten together a very long time ago.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake Me Up by DaybyDay reviews
So when Kurt's eyes linger, Blaine feels unsure. He feels like there's a rock in his stomach, and he wants to yell and scream at himself, wants write it over and over in his notebook : You have no right to feel like this, Blaine Anderson !
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Will Wait for You if You Do For Me by spookytus reviews
At first, he visits Blaine's grave every day. More often than not, he just sits there quietly, staring at the headstone, wondering how his life had been torn apart by a single roadside bomber. Klaine, AU, T for Character Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dial 1 For Kurt by StarAngel148 reviews
One day, as luck would have it, Kurt answered a call to his dorm phone even though he call was most likely for his playboy roommate. The rest is serendipity. AU Kurt/Blaine, set in college.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Boy from the Lima Bean by heystella reviews
AU. There are three things he knows about Kurt. One, he's a barista at the Lima Bean. Two, he does community theater. Three, he's totally going to take Blaine out for a movie date this Friday. K/B.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Edge of Desire by fancykidx reviews
Blaine was humble, but even he could not ignore the fact that he was kind of a catch - a catch that, apparently, many guys at Dalton but not Kurt had realized. Oneshot. Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Wildest Dreams Are Not That Wild by MakeMeCrazier reviews
It's Duet Week at Dalton! Drama and fluff ensue: "Kurt, you're a genius!" "Really? I mean… I've gotten that before but—" "No, really! I could just kiss you right now!" Blaine yells out excitedly. It's suddenly very quiet in the room.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
There's a Fine, Fine Line by Funny-Fishes reviews
Kurt wants to protect his heart, he doesn't want to fall for someone who has no feelings for him. He had been down that road before...But Blaine...Blaine seemed different...or was that just wishful thinking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
The Puckerman Compendium by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman. SLASH NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Blue Christmas by Starfire-hime reviews
Kurt loves Blaine, but Blaine's leaving on Christmas vacation for two months. Will one little Christmas present be enough to change anything between them?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broad Stripes and Bright Stars by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up in high school. But after seeing him across the field at a college football game, Kurt can't really figure out why. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, future!fic, never letting that Buckeyes comment die:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yearbook by Dance Elle Dance reviews
We were rivals. Constantly fighting, bickering, arguing. But then, graduation approached, and I couldn't picture myself without him, even if the moron had stolen Valedictorian from me. EdwardJacob, AU, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Edward, Jacob] - Complete
Drafts by nostratic reviews
Absolutely nothing had changed, and Naruto felt like kicking something. Preferably himself. But Sasuke would do as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detrimental Benefits by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
a detrimental benefit: an oxymoron that implies anything received which is meant to be positive is in fact harmful to it's receiver. Example: Falling in love with your hated enemy who also happens to be the same gender as you are. .:. AU NaruGaa. read A/N
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,888 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Come Back To Me by Joni-Lee reviews
Sequel to Take Me Home Tonight. Naruto Uzumaki has survived 20 years without word from his once-beloved. Suddenly, he finds himself in an arranged marriage to a crazed fangirl. Can Mr. Mystery from back home save him? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,675 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take Me Home Tonight by Joni-Lee reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a geek and Naruto Uzumaki, his best friend and a punk, transforms him into a punk as well. The outcome is amazing, in the beginning...SASUxNARU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,475 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[oneshot][songfic][crack] Sasuke is your typical emo junior in high school who enjoys listening to his screamo in peace and of course, obsessing over a senior who's never even looked his way before. [SasukeTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
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Of Slumber and Spying reviews
Rukia is invited to a slumber party, what happens when Ichigo decides to spy on her. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mortified, a Naruto fanfic
He felt that if he buried all that he knew, it wouldn't be so painful in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete