Name: Danee

Gender: Female

Age: Not necessary

Location: SoCali, USA

Hobbies: Jigsaw puzzles, yo-yo-ing, surfing the web, reading, watching movies, karate, writing, etc.

Anime/Manga: DNAngel, Furuba, InuYasha, Naruto, Vampire Knight

Other: Danny Phantom, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Doctor Who, Harry Potter

I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong. ~Unnamed officer quoted by Arlene Heath

Only the shallow know themselves. ~Oscar Wilde

If you want an audience, start a fight. ~Gaelic Proverb

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ~Unknown

I haven’t been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake. ~Bob Hudson

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~Will Rogers

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. ~Napoleon

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people. ~Lucille S. Harper

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. ~Oscar Wilde

You can’t say civilization doesn’t advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. ~Will Rogers

Schizophrenia beats dining alone. ~Unknown

Journalism largely consists in saying, “Lord Jones is dead” to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. ~G.K. Chesterton

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. ~Garrison Keillor

You can’t beat City Hall, but you can drive by and egg it. ~John Wagner

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.” ~Robert Byrne

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~George Carlin

People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do. ~Unknown

There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all. ~Robert Orben

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. ~Unknown

There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings, and that word is blackmail. ~Colm Brogan

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days. ~Garrison Keilor

Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. ~Jewish parable

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back. ~Fred Allen

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded. ~Unknown

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. ~Russell Baker

The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. ~Sigmund Freud

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. ~James Branch Cabell

We’ve upped our standards. Up yours. ~Campaign slogan by Pat Paulsen

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. ~Sid Caesar

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. ~Michael Pritchard

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates. When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, “Do I know you?” ~Steven Wright

No man is worth your tears...and the one who is won't make you cry. ~Unknown

Curiousity didn't kill the cat...
Criousity made the kittens! ~Unknown

I looked up at stars one night and though...'where the hell is my ceiling? ~Friend of Silverflare07

Are you REALLY gonna remember to stop, drop and roll when you're on fire? ~Unknown

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Suicide Hotline...Please hold... ~Unknown

I'm going to live forever...or die trying! ~Unknown

The best thing about Alzheimer's is: You can hide you're own Easter eggs. ~some old person

Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. ~Unknown

Duck tape is like the force: It has dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together. ~a t-shirt in hot topic

Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful, nooses give,
Gas smells awful – you might as well live.~Dorothy Parker

Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean

The weak are cruel, the strong have no need to be.~Alice Hoffman

Yay! Quotes!

Stuff:

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.