![]() Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Digimon, and Pokémon. name: tazkol klymuk reason for name: not my real name just what i use over the net age: 18 gender: male location: snowy manatoba because I AM CANADIAN sorry just had to do that likes: smart people who know how to write, sonic and co hates: stupid people who write shit! hypocrites who think that mass flaming well help! people who support the mass flamers! strengths: speed reading, intelect, appreciation for sonic and co weakneses: bad at using speel check coupoulings that are good: 1. creils (there ages actually match!) 2. sonally 3. shadouge 4. knux juliesu 5. vinilla vector 6. bunnietoine couples that are mehh 1.shadmina 2.knuxrouge couples from hell 1. knux tikal (she his great ancestor for god's sake) 2. shadream (yeah! he's 50 and she's what 6!) couples that come from lower than hell 1. cream x charmy (you know he may have a high voice but he's not that younge) 2. sails (that is sick sonic and tails are not gay. exeception being if tails is a girl.) 3. sonadow (just wronge!) 4. sonamy (sorry all you sonamy fans but i grew up routing on sally and sonic) 5. any other gay couples that you can think of. yes i am the master of emeralds there are 22 not counting the fake ones tails made stuff i tought of: mega emerald yin-yang emerald/choas control pine the martin (the best character since the blue one himself) mint and nutmeg prower (now you get why i like creils) mach the hedghog (sonics son) well now that's it if you haven't figured it out yet i am mad as a march hare which is just over insane but just under a hatter, and now that you know i'm mad i can say a couple things that are crazely insane: 1. i love the word chinchilua (i hope thats spelt like)...chinchilua 2. my mental description, physcopsth (not the killer kind don't worry your all safe...or are you?) 3. i believethat flying purple monkeys are trying to destroy the world, so i bribed the flying blue leamurs/gorrilas to protect the planet. 4. there is no number 4 muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i am also : supreme athority on all that is choas emeralds! protector of the innocent! creator of black doom! and now for something completley different 1. pokemon, i support pokeshipping, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, Shade the Bat, tazkol the master of emeralds If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. If you managed to copy and paste too many things, then copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Try not to Cry Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you." In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students Who were lost Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Beaten:My name is Tiffany. I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. 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