Name: (Classified)

Aliases: Excele X. Kurokami, Testament, Riviera, the Dream Weaver, Nightmare

Birthdate: June (censored) 1987

Ninja Rank: ANBU

Favorite Colors: Red and dark purple

Favorite Metal: Silver

Favorite Actor: Robert England (the one and only Freddy Krueger)

Favorite Writer: Steven King

Name in Japanese: Michishige [道重] (Heavy Journey), Taiga [大河] (Big River)

Odd talents: I can argue with myself... and lose!

Current Goal: STOP arguing with myself, and losing, as well as finishing up my stories

A bit about myself-
What to say without sounding like a self important jackass? I'll go by Kakashi's intro method for this one.

My name is (ommited), but you can all call me Excele Kurokami. My first name is often mispronounced. It is pronounced "Ex-Elle," and in XL, not like the gum. That happens too much for my liking.

I like reading good fics, preferably with Sasuke getting ignored and being a dateless loser. I especially like NaruSaku and NaruIno fics, I like it even more if they are harem fics with those two ladies in them. I also like odd news, such as stoner Russian bears, and I love visiting I can haz cheeze burger for the Lolcats.

I dislike Sasuke X anybody stories since they tend to toss the emo jackass' personality in the blender and put it on 'destroy.' I also dislike yaoi and shounen ai stories, because I'm strictly straight. Like any red blooded male of the human species, I am not against two girls hooking up with each other. I actually have nothing against homosexuals, I just don't like it when they think I swing that way.

Dreams for the future... A decent job with good pay, or, better yet, winning cash for life. The ability to build a very high end computer. (I have the plans, just need the cash) (go my HD TV for 2015 Christmas) A nice little apartment I can call my own. A very good bandwidth for Rogers. (200GB per month is STILL a joke) I'd like to get a better capacity PS3, a WiiU (for ZombieU only) and a number of games. I'd also like to, later on, get the PS4. Oh, and a cute little black kitten that I will name 'Bastet.' (I will not squee)

Hobbies... Well, I keep posting my hobby on this site, so you kinda know what it is. I'm also an avid RPG player, normally playing as a girl. (we need women saving the world from now on. GO LIGHTNING!!) I also like drawing, though I'm only good with symbols and weapons. (I may make a DA account to post weapons of KTD and other weapons in the future, but not until I get a reliable scanner)

Favorite Manga-
Naruto (ending sucked and made almost no sense)
Bleach
Arachnid (killing, martial arts and yuri, what more do I need?)
Tetsunagi Kooni
Seitokai Yakuindomo
To-Love-Ru (Darkness)
Seikoku no Ryukishi
Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism
Sietokai Yakuindomo

Favorite Characters-
Ino/Naruto/Anko (Naruto)
Sango (Inuyasha)
Rukia/Haribell/Tatsuki (Bleach)

Least favorite characters-
Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
Kagome/Kikyo (Inuyasha)
Abarai Renji (Bleach)

-Pairing opinions-

Naruto-

Naruto X Sakura: Good, these two are like soulmates (in my opinion)
Naruto X Ino: A very good choice, especially if Sakura decides to remain a moron and ignoring her heart
Naruto X Hinata: I actually don't like this pairing much, but I can stand it if she's a part of a harem and not the primary girl.
Naruto X Anko: HOT!! The two have a lot in common, Anko just needs a different serving of Naruto's DNA (snickers)
Naruto X Harem: He deserves this, especially when it involves Sakura and Ino
Naruto X Sasuke: NEVER EVER HAPPENING!!!!!!
Sakura X Sasuke: What the fuck... Doesn't work unless you gut the series
Sakura X Ino: As hot as this sounds, many NaruSakuIno stories that have this happen make Naruto seem unneeded (go read fury, guilt and love)
Sakura X Itachi: What the fuck?
Sakura X Kakashi: What in the actual fuck?!
Naruko X Girl/Harem: HELLS YES!!!! BRING ON THE NARUSAKUINO!!!!
Naruko X a Guy: HELL NO!!!
Yaoi: Never in ten million eons

Bleach-

Ichigo X Rukia: Soul mates, no pun intended
Ichigo X Tatsuki: Admit it, he so would have dated Tatsuki if Rukia didn't come along
Ichigo X Yoruichi: Do I need to say how good this pairing is?
Ichigo X Orihime: Eh, I don't really like this pairing because she's a coward. Even Hinata has more courage.
Ichigo X Soi-fon: An oddly good pairing
Ichigo X Harribel: This is a good one too
Ichigo X a guy: No comment on this craptastic idea
Renji X Rukia: Sorry, but he blew his chance when he supported her joining the Kuchiki
Rukia X Byakuya: No, I don't see him doing anything with his actual sister-in-law

Seitokai Yakiundomo-

Takatoshi X Suzu: Despite her being a bit more than half his height, they're cute together

Note: This is profile is a work in progress and will continue evolving

Fanfic Status=

Current-

Konoha's Two Demons - Naruto - Romance/Adventure - Naruto & Sakura, Ino & FemOC & Secret Character
Old Summary: Upon Team 7's creation, a kunoichi who was detained last year due to an accident is added to their ranks. What is her story? How will she affect Team 7's growth?
Status: Ongoing

Kyūbi's Kit - Naruto - Romance/Adventure - Naruto & Ino & Sakura
Summary: During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Status: Ongoing

Title: The girl beneath the mask
Summary: Uzumaki Naruto was a normal girl, until two events scarred her. With a demon mask all can clearly see covering her powerful left eye, and scars covering her heart, will anyone be able to see the darkness festering within her in time? NaruSakuInoAnkoTayu

Next-

The True Third Six Paths - Naruto - Romance/Adventure - Naruto & Ino & Konan & Sakura
Summary:Sakura's request to bring Sasuke back to her triggers a change within Naruto, one that will unleash ripples across the Elemental Nations, and cause a shift in who his closest friend is.

Team 10: Chronicles of the Loud Mouth, Slacker, Glutton and the Loner (CotLMSGatL) - Naruto - Romance/Comedy - Ino & OC, Naruto & Sakura
Summary: Konoha gains another Jinchūriki. How will this one affect things? Team 10 centric InoOC NaruSaku

Later-

Naruto of the Pale Noise - Naruto - Romance - Naruto/Sakura/Ino/Hinata/Hanabi/Hana/Tayuya/Guren
Summary: Secretly taken out of Konoha at five, Naruto became part of Otogakure. Now at 13, he is returning to complete a mission: infiltrate Konoha's genin ranks and convince Uchiha Sasuke to follow him back to Orochimaru. Dual Bloodline Naruto. NaruHarem

Necessary Darkness - Naruto - Romance/Angst - Naruto & Sakura & Tayuya, FemOC & Ino
Summary: Naruto leaves Konoha in place of Sasuke, a hatred for the village growing in his heart. There is nothing there for him, nothing but bitterness. Powerful, Dark Naruto.

Cosmos Reaper - Naruto - Romance - Ino/Naruto/Sakura
Summary: Having a near death experience during the Mizuki Incident grants Ino the true power of the Yamanaka clan, but the condition is that she stands with Naruto, the key to her destiny, and a good life.

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