Hey, guys! I'm TheEscapedCharacter of many stories, and I will be sharing them with you here on Fanfiction today!

Name: Call me Ace for now, okay?

Age: Me to know, you to wonder

Gender: Currently identifying as 'Other'. Thanks for your consideration!

Favorite Fandoms: I'm a Demigod (Percy Jackson And The Olympians/Heroes Of Olympus), a Wizard (Harry Potter; aren't we all?), a late-blooming Gleek (Glee), primarily. A few other fandoms, such as the Maze Runner or The Hunger Games, may show up sometimes, and I'm currently on an Undertale phase. Avengers is great, too (I especially like the new Spider-Man and Captain America: Civil War movies) and although I'm kind of clueless, I like reading Hetalia fanfiction, too. I LOVE Hamilton, as well. Plus, I mean, I wouldn't turn down some other movie's fanfiction, but only if you REALLY know what you'e doing! So, that's books, TV shows, movies, video games, anime, and theatre! Talk about well-rounded! ;)

IMPORTANT: Wow. Yeah. I'm sorry, I haven't been writing for a while. I promise I'll make it up to you, though! I'll continue my stories as soon as I can, so hang in there!

Now, since I'm sure I'm not the only one who enjoys reading profiles, here's some random nonsense!

Random Nonsense (TM)

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

I'm the kind of person who will walk into a door and apologize.

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Me? Sarcastic? No, really?

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Save trees. Recycle Twilight.

This is this cat

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word of every sentence. ;)

Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up.

Heaven doesn't want me and the devil's afraid I'll take over.

Let's all laugh hysterically. It scares them.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys. Partying before studying. Friends before love.

Yes, I'm forever ALONE: Adored, Loved, and Obviously Needed by Everyone

DEATH. Our nation's No. 1 killer.

3 out of 2 people have problems with fractions.

Today I realized the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

I'm not short. I'm concentrated awesome.

The greener grass on the other side of the fence is probably artificial turf.

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

Answer truthfully (Yes or No): is the word you're going to say next, 'no'?

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

I'm not a violent person! Take it back or I'll punch you!

No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life...why are you scared?

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

If swimming is good for your body, please explain whales.

Love your enemies. It annoys them.

Some people just need a sympathetic pat. On the head. with a hammer.

I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.

You know those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane? Why were they so excited?

Want a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie.

Be optimistic. Everyone you hate will die eventually.

I'm the author of my life. Unfortunately, I'm writing in pen, so I can't erase my mistakes.

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!

...tomorrow.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Person 1: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Person 2: Avada Kedavra

THEN SUDDENLY!!

Nothing happened. But it happened suddenly!

Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

Falls over and everybody stares* "I didn't fall, I just was testing gravity... It still works."

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED!

My friends are the kind of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish. But I still love them to death

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

If you know you were born in the wrong century, copy this into your profile.

When in doubt, make words up!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet and shy. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

Some people are like slinkies. They have absolutely no practical use, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs

Undertale: My Favorite AUs That You Should Totally Check Out

-Quantumtale (TK has to be the most awesome yet adorable twelve-year-old time-travelling skeleton ever... although you have to admit not many others fit the criteria)

-Handplates (The go-to AU for fluff, angst, jokes, family bonding, skeletons, theories and medical abuse! Plus the artist's characterizion of Gaster is fantastic)

-Dustjar (By the artist of Handplates, Zarla; man, it's heartwrenching. Papyrus-and-sort-of-Sans-centric, deals with a lot of death and coping)

-Dusttale (Speaking of heartwrenching! A plausible reaction to watching your life repeat on a loop and also everyone being murdered!)

-Ambertale (It's on Archive Of Our Own under the name 'CORE'. If you search for it on Tumblr, it's there, too. There's scienceing! And a hilarious story. And Gaster)

-Dancetale (Sans being a master of hip-hop and breakdancing is too amazing to pass up, really. Plus, Papyrus doing the salsa and Frisk doing ballet. Enough said.)

-X-Tale (The prequel to Underverse, which ain't that bad by itself. Cross and X-Event!Chara are both wonderful, and I especially like how mysterious XGaster is.)

-GZTale (Lotsa angst! Woohoo! Also, sad lil' AU Sans [Ganz] and evil Papyrus, which is not previously seen anywhere but Fell universes.)

-Ink and Error (not really AUs, since they're characters, but their whole dynamic is fantastic, and both of them are the good guy and the bad guy, simultaneously!)

Cool Stories And Stuff!

An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.

The professor grins knowingly.

"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good…!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er… yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

Copy And Paste Propaganda Because I'm Weak And Like Identifying With People

Copy and Paste if you’re a writer!

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairytales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (more than one)

That's all for now, folks!