I don't want to tell you about me. Here's a pile of quotes that will lead you to some sensible conclusions:

Things I've said:

I gotta go . . . place-item-thing . . . now.

Speaking of orange, blue.

Forgetting that one wants something is often a serious roadblock to obtaining it.

A girl without a guy is like a cat without a dog.

He who is his own master is also his own slave.

Time is a hateful creature.

The greatest insanity is to consider oneself completely sane.

My walls aren't usually up to much, except the ceiling.

I have a good relationship with God. He lets me do whatever he wants.

If the police had not shown up, we might have remembered to eat ice cream.

Ever heard the term "you're about to get bashed in the head with a bottle of Coke"?

Me: Nick Broomfield is like Micheal Moore without the people skills.
Some guy: Micheal Moore has people skills?
Me: That's what I mean.

. . . filled with an intangible but certain dread . . .

Clocks are an attempt to impose a mechanical standard on the subjective experience of reality, and I will not stand for it!

Things Jack said:

It's like a pebble in a sea of oranges.

Delicious, delicious toasted death.

Yeah, a disease like pants.

Don't break my meatloaf. I hate it when people break my meatloaf.

It's like death, on a stick, in your head. (re: migranes)

Fact of Life: Lots of things exist.

Things Amy said:

Anyone who doesn't visit us is . . . uh . . . homosexual.

You're making me naked. Stop that. (said to: my cat)

It's easier for me to yell at you because you're here.

They're magically suspicious!

It's like your brain vitamins. (re: psych meds)

Things other people said:

"All learning which is acquired under compulsion has no hold upon the mind." -Plato

"That which is impossible and probable is better than that which is possible and improbable." -Aristotle

"Do not lead a grapefruit life." -Eric Pickerell

"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -Mark Twain

"I prefer it when reality adjusts to me instead of the other way around." -Red Green

"How many kinds of idiot do you think I am?" -Paul Muad'Dib

"Can you just describe this moment?"
"No."
-Exchange between a reporter and an Olympic medalist

"The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him." -Douglas Adams

"Most of us know by now that they don't call the stuff on TV 'programming' for nothing." - Douglas Rushkoff

"The climax of a story isn't created by suddenly discovering what's going on." - Orson Scott Card

"I've got God pimples!" - Nate

"Cocaine is good, but marriage is better." - Dave Mott

"You make hundreds of friends and nobody bites you, which is good." - Ann Freter-Abrams

"Try not to have any assassins after you. That would be the best advice I can give you." - Dr. Sandra Hoyt

"German is a Germanic language, guys." - Erin King

"There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers, and we are the ones who bump back." - Prof. Trevor Bruttenholm

"Making a film is hard enough anywhere. Artillery just complicates the experience."- Tom Hayes

"The papers were annoyingly good." - Lawrence Beemer

"Truck, frog, same thing." - Colleen Hindes

"That's just the show. It's, like, four minutes of science and ten minutes of me hurting myself." - Adam Savage

"It's fun yet deadly. (laughs) What else could you possibly want to come out of an effects shop?" - Jamie Hyneman

"If it's just a bunch of kids up on stage spelling, that's not very sexy, is it?" - Frederick Lewis

"I'm a grown-up lady, and I need to shoot (stuff). I think it's best that it occur fictionally." - Jackie Kashian

"Where books are burned, in the end, people will be burned." - Heinrich Heine

"In God we trust, all others we monitor." - NSA Intercept Operators' Motto

"Our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but . . . against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms." - St. Paul

I try to write some every day, unless school is really demanding, but I have to go through hell and high water to get stuff from my writing compy to the 'net. Ok, really, I just have to remember to take the floppy to work with me so I can convert the files, but if you've ever seen my room or my backpack . . . it's hell and high water. If you wish to see more on a "dead" unfinished story, simply review it or PM me and let me know. I'll do my best to bring it to conclusion.

Currently "dead" stories (as far as I'm concerned):

"Paranormality" (the parts I had planned and still care about will become a separate story, I think)