Invader Sideos log star date 123456: Ever notice that I never told anything from Sideos Pov? It was almost all from Dibs. I like writing for Dib but I think you should all get to have a glimpse into the way Sideos's mind works. So here you go.

I don't own Zim. So screw Nick about this one.

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Slowly Sideos' eyes flickered open. Immediately he went to move his arms, but he found they were chained to the sides of whatever he was in. He quickly took stock of his surroundings. He was chained to the wall of a police ship. A low security police ship. It was small, compact. He could see in front of him one guard and guessed that the other was driving the ship. He moved his feet and found that these were not chained down. He noticed that the two guards were talking. Good, guard one is distracted, find lock, disable lock, escape chains. Turning his purple eyes around the van he was pleasantly surprised to find that the lock was on the wall not far from him. He looked back at the guard.

"Hey, did you hear about that black ship attacking Devastis?" A muffled reply came from the cockpit. However, the guard must have heard, as he replied. "Yea, I heard the boys back at Irk are pulling their antenna off trying to find out who's flying that thing." Another muffled reply. "Flown by defectives? Naaa, It's gotta be some alien resistance or something. Defectives are too stupid to openly attack the Empire like that."

Sideos eyes narrowed. He seems stupid, he will be easy to trick. I'll show him what a real attack looks like.

He jump-kicked into mid air launching himself off the wall slightly, as he went to kick the security lock. The chains loudly clinked together as he did so and he immediately captured the guard's attention. The guard smiled and walked over to the trapped Irkin. However, as he did, Sideos noticed that it was an eye scanner, and a new plan came to mind. He looked at the guard; this Irkin was well built with red eyes and short antenna. He took a guess at the size of the guard and inwardly finished the final touches of his plan.

The guard leaned forward so that he was only inches from Sideos face, Sideos could smell his rancid breath and he could see his yellow teeth as he talked. "You awake, psycho-boy? Good, cos I wanna ask you a few things."

Sideos's eyes narrowed, his voice filling with angry hate. "What would you like to know, o doomed guard?"

The guard was too stupid to realise that this was a threat and carried on like he was talking to some small child. "Why do you go and kill so many people? You must be pretty defective to do summut as stupid as that."

Sideos smiled and, controlling his rising anger, carefully answered. "To show that I am the most dangerous being in the universe."

The guard smirked. "You're not so dangerous, not without your silly claws anyway."

Sideos' eye and antenna twitched slightly in annoyance and his grin began to quickly turn sinister "You see, that's the mistake most people make."

The guard looked stupidly confused. "What mistake?"

Sideos leaned forward, braving the guard's rancid breath. "Thinking that I'm only dangerous with my claws. All of me is dangerous." He leaned forward slightly more and made sure to lock the guard in place, as his insane rage invaded his dark eyes. "Even my feet."

Before the guard could even react, Sideos swung his legs up around the guard's neck. He then twisted his body towards the eye scanner. The guards head smashed against the wall just above the scanner. Sideos growled and twisted his legs again, aiming the guards head lower. His head smashed just below it, causing some blood to appear on the wall. Sideos rolled his eyes and tried again, this time the guards head hit the eye scanned and the machine short circuited. The chains suddenly snapped open and Sideos landed gracefully crouching onto the floor of the ship.

His head cocked slightly as he muttered. "Not exactly according to plan, but good enough."

He slowly turned his head to the cockpit where the terrified pilot had watched the whole thing. Sideos moved at lighting speed towards the door, but the guard moved quicker and shut the door before the insane Irkin could get there. Sideos turned back to the body of the now unconscious guard; he dragged it over to the closed cockpit door.

From the other side, the small guard sat in terror, as he heard the sickening sounds of his friend being torn apart.

At one point, he looked though the small reinforced window, but all he could see was blood. Blood painting the walls, the chains, everything. He could see something moving amongst the gore, a thin figure ripping things out of a mangled heap on the floor. It turned to look at him, those horrible purple eyes standing out so darkly amongst the remains of his friend. He dived down with his back to the door, muttering terrified gibberish to himself. He was like that for a few moments, before a sudden tapping behind the door almost make him jump out his own skin. It was like when a tap was left on dripping, so regular, so omniscient, so final.

Slowly, a voice followed the tapping; it was merciless and filled with a terrifying glee. "Do you hear that? That's the tick tock tick tocking of your death. It's your time, little guard, come. Come to you demise. End your torment and fall to freedom from life itself."

The guard threw up at the side of himself. The voice chuckled, as it could hear him from behind the door. "Do you know what the most hilarious thing is about you guards? You all carry keys with you. Makes it a whole lot easier for me, I can tell you." The door began to open and the guard scurried back away from it. He grabbed his pistol from his belt and began franticly trying to load it, but his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even hold the weapon properly.

The door creaked open, slowly, so very slowly. The light shining from the red hell from behind the door caused the guard to freeze, he couldn't breath. He gulped his breaths; every part of his body was failing to respond properly.

The only words that came from his mouth where. "No...No...No..."

The stick thin figure, silhouetted against the bright red behind him, stood in the doorway. The remains of the last guard dripped from his razor claws and were strewn across his mouth. Those insane, hellish, purple eyes stared at the shuddering guard speaking everything for him.

You're going to die.

Sideos reached out and darkness overwhelmed the guard forever.

Sideos rested his feet on the ships dashboard, leaning heavily back into the pilots seat. He brushed his hands together like one would do after finishing a particularly hard job.

He looked at his claws, inspecting them, almost, as he casually said "So, what happens now?"

He turned to the skeleton of the almost-meatless guard sitting on the co-pilot seat to his right. After a small moment of silence he turned back to looking at his claws again. "Bah, not much of a talker, are you?" He looked again and laughed shortly to himself. He then leaned forward, taking his feet off the dashboard and replacing them with his elbows. He bridged his fingers and looked out of the windscreen into the eternity of space.

For a moment he simply looked out and then a voice spoke up from his mind. So, what does happen now?

Another, sounding exactly the same answered it. Let's return to earth and teach dear cousin Dib a lesson.

Another answered back, again sounding the same as the others. Why? There is nothing for us there. We must go and find Tak. We should get our codes off her.

There was a sudden agreement between the voices. Then Sideos himself spoke up. "No."

If the voices had faces they would most likely of been furious, that was the sound of them in his head. No? NO? Are you mad? Scratch that, are you stupid? We need our codes, we must go and find Tak.

Sideos looked forward at nothing and narrowed his eyes. "I said no. I want see the universe before I take revenge on anyone. I don't want to risk going back in that cell again and have only you guys to talk to for another sixty years. And by you guys, I mean myself. Myself to talk to for another sixty years? No way."

One of the voices spoke up. It doesn't matter; we are on the run now so we must keep travelling. However, we should keep an eye out for Tak. Just in case, mind you.

Sideos nodded, responding to his own voice. "Then I am decided, I run from them. From the law and travel as far as possible, while keeping an eye out for Tak?" The voices whispered between themselves, before they collectively agreed. They faded away, leaving Sideos alone again. He looked back up at the universe from his little stolen police ship. "So where to now?"

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The end. Thank you all for reading and you wonderfully kind reviews. I hope you like the ending. No Sideos is not going back to earth, not for a long time anyway (Hint at possible sequel). Why did I let Sideos escape? Because now he can go anywhere he wants, even to YOUR IZ-verses. He's going to be showing up in an awful lot of strange places and meeting an awful lot of strange people in his travels I can tell you.