JValhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Resident Evil, and Total Drama series. (Note: So looking at my page right now, I see that I originally signed up here 4 1/2 years ago, in August 2005. All I have to say is, WTF? I don't even remember having shippings back then.) Anyway, me in a nutshell: Name: Just call me Val. Age: 17-20 years old, take a guess. Location: US I have an unhealthy obsession with Resident Evil. And Left 4 Dead. And House of the Dead. And all things zombie related, heehee :p That's it for now, until I find something better to say about myself :3 "I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." - William Butler Yeats |
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Claire's Guide to Surviving Men by Sara A. Wesker reviews
Follow along with Claire as she helps you survive being with your boyfriend. Using her own boyfriend Leon as a test subject…we mean volunteer to help her out. (New Chapter up!)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,170 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 6/14/2007
Resident Evil: Super Quest by kamesen reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
As long as the Wrong feels Right by The Lighthouse reviews
Treats the events surrounding the CxDxG triangle in TDWT. / Part XII: Courtney immediately regretted asking, because she could see then, in the way he straightened his back and his baby blue eyes lost their perpetually bored expression, that he actually had something he wanted to say.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
Recovery by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Post TDWT. Courtney didn't need a man to control her life anymore; she was perfectly capable of doing that on her own.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Courtney - Complete
Where the Lines Overlap by Metalmark reviews
When an old partner shows up unexpectedly, Rebecca finds herself questioning if what she has is really what she wants. /Post RE5 drabble. RxB
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Rebecca C., Billy C. - Complete
Mistake Gone Right by Harlie Davidson reviews
Chris wants to take Blaineley to Paris, France. Instead, he accidentally takes her somewhere else: Pienza, Italy. Instead of it being a complete disaster, it turns out that great things can happen in the town of Pienza. Chris/Blaineley.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Chris M., Blaineley - Complete
Shark Infested Water by OneLastBird reviews
“You are not a monster, my son. No matter how different you are, you’re still human, and though other people may forget that, you must promise me you never will...”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Kisame H., Mei T.
All in the Ears of the Beholder by KuroDark reviews
One-shot. Konan is simply taking a stroll through Akatsuki headquarters when she accidently eavesdrops on the most disturbing conversation she has ever heard, not realizing that things are not always what they seem. Implied SasoDei. Edit: Implied PeinTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Remnant by Levan reviews
What does she remember most about him? Is it his obnoxious chattering? His immature personality? No, it wasn't. It was his chivalry, his broad physique, and his glimmering, auburn hair. To see him again in an evil, relentless form, was her sorrow relived.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Claire R., Steve B.
Fairytales by Daitsuke-kun reviews
Leon and Krauser were both soldiers, but Leon was Light and Krauser was Dark. And as much as this Darkness scared her, she knew - it attracted her so much more than Light. Some spoilers for REDSC. Light Krauser/Manuela
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Krauser - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Near To You by Queen of Asgard reviews
In which Nick is somewhat stubborn, and maybe a little insufferable. At least, in Rochelle's mind. Oh, and don't forget the bit about him being attractive. Rochelle x Nick, rated for mild sexual content.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Rochelle, Nick - Complete
Rhymes by hitori.no.boku reviews
In the wilderness of Kumo, Kirabi reflects in the company of a fellow jinchuruuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Attraction by with eyes looking up reviews
After all, he'd called her beautiful. JuuIno. Yes, Juugo. This is not a joke. REVISED 2 IS UP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Juugo, Ino Y.
Learning Experience by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara kind of fails at History, but only because it is the exact opposite of his art! He's not stupid, really. Still, he gets stuck with a tutor... Of course, it's hard to complain when she's so cute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,416 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/14/2009 - [Deidara, Hinata H.] - Complete
Protect Ya Neck by Spotlite reviews
What if Naruto meets Killer-Bee one week before Genin exam? Hilarity? Terror? Complete and utter destruction? All that plus totally ill, hip-hop ninjutsu. God help us.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Snickers by DeletedScenesFanfic reviews
Deadpool sees something he's never seen before... Deadpool/X-23
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
RE:high:ER by J.L. Zielesch reviews
Started out as a high school fic, evolved into more. This update: The last chapter and chance to review. Chris and Jill meet the Original Albert Wesker. What end justifies the means of reaching this chapter?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,730 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
The Only Difference Between Suicide And Martyrdom by Thorn In Your Side reviews
A blond. A brunet. An encounter in the forest. Dear god, the horrors that await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Deidara, Sai - Complete
Type by loveyourbiggestfan reviews
There was no way that he could be HER type. Duncan/Courtney. ...and guys, it's completed.. xD
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Elegy by green see-through ghosts reviews
Rest in peace: Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Jiraiya, Asuma, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Mute by Arevir reviews
Billy, equipped with a new identity, is now part of an organization designed to bring down Umbrella. Will Rebecca join him and turn their imperceptible friendship into something more or will the malevolent ascendancy break them apart?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2004
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Resident Evil: Coen Chronicles by J-mo1992 reviews
After being pronounced dead, in an attempt to get the military off his back, Billy is haunted by a grim life of bounty hunting, and vigilante justice. However, one things leads to the next, and soon, he is all alone and trapped by an unknown enemy...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Knowing Me, Knowing You by HeavensNight reviews
Thrown together in a seris of harrowing events regarding the TVirus, Rebecca Chambers and Billy Coen must stick together if they want to survive. But can they get along? Billy x Becky Oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Billy C., Rebecca C.
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Taste of Repetition by Pen Against Sword reviews
[Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack...] Orihime's fixated on the way his name sounds. Orihime can't stop watching him. Orihime's going to get caught.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Warmth by Strike To Incinerate reviews
[OMG, SareenaxSubZero!][Sequel to 'Sway'.] Sareena has defeated Blaze, and she's ready to bring her new godly wrath down on Quan Chi... but will she get the happy ending that she really wants? [WaFF alert!]
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Collector by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Sanctuary by Relics reviews
[Oneshot, BillyxRebecca] Even covered in blood, Rebecca was still Billy's angel
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
One Last Angel by Dreamseer VeeTee reviews
Ido leaves a final message for Alita
Battle Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2002
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One Night Stand reviews
Chris and Blaineley got a little drunk one night and…it just happened. Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaineley, Chris M. - Complete
Coup de grâce reviews
Anko would never admit someone so insane and sadistic was anything like her. Hidan/Anko, HidAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Anko M., Hidan
Strange and Beautiful reviews
Because he just wanted to see her face again. Leon/Manuela oneshot. *SPOILERS FOR DARKSIDE CHRONICLES
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Leon S. K., Manuela H. - Complete
