Howdy everyone! I'm Avast! (that means "stop" in pirate lingo, but i still like the way it sounds)

Favorite shows/fanfictions: Avatar: The Last Airbender, One Piece

Favorite character: Prince Zuko, Luffy, and Zoro

Favorite pairing: Zuko &Katara, Luffy& Zoro (YAOI!)

Favorite color: Blue

Favorite book: all. whee! except animal farm. and h.p. 6 arg.

Favorite movie: all of Hayao Miyazaki's films, Spirited away, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro, Porco Rosso, Castle in the sky, Kiki's delivery service ...You get the picture? theres 2 more where those came from when Ifind them I'll put them in... hah! found them! Naussica of the valley of the wind & The Cat Returns.

I have two fics! arg! wow. Better then meat is a finished one shot and The fiddler is a chapter piece in progress. hurrah.

feel free to email me! but be sure to say your from in your subject bit, k?

Toodle Pip and lots o' lurve

xX-Avast-Xx

ok. just read this. my pal typed it up, and she is insane. she hacked me story, mates.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

“Here, just put that foot here, then step there…”

Luffy’s attempts to teach Zoro dancing had not been a complete failure, but that’s not to say they were particularly successful either. Zoro, being quite uncoordinated when it comes to dancing, was getting extremely pissy.

Arg ye, swash buckle buckle.

Psh, goddamnit, dancing is for losers and GAY pirates.

Oh? Hmmm….

Naw…

But…..

Maybe…..

No. Luffy is only a boy. A dark haired boy with an incredible bod….

xX-avast-Xx (i put that in, it said my real name)lurves him…

So he must be straight…..

Noooooooo

He shall be my GAY LOVER!111oneeleven

And people shall make COLOR pics of us so xX-avast-Xx (same here)can hang them on her bedroom door to be found by her parents

But they don’t give a damn

But it’s funny!

Truly!

Yes, it is. Butt face.

XD

I LURVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LUFFY! YES, I, ZORO WHAT’S MY NAME LOVES LUFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Pronounced “luff-e” by people that don’t know the guy’s works

That is, the author’s works.

Hehe.

What were you thinking?

DIRTY

Yeah, dirty.

Sneaky little bloke, aren’t you?

ICKY

Really.

Truly

Ick. Dirt. Bleh

Hehe

Wait…

GOD MADE DIRT

So it’s good?

Wheee…

Luffy likes meat

I like it better

I could beat that sorry little butt face any day at eating meat

Heck yeah

No really

Click five

XD

It’s spiffy

Unlike you.

Silly reader.

Review plz!

Icky, isn’t it?

Chatspeak?

Yeah

Icky.

So,

Review PLEASE

Hehe,

I was about to say have a good day

But it’s the afternoon.

Psh.

Flashy line! Flashy LINEEEEE!

isn't she odd... i LURVE YOU ELFY!