January 2010 update:

I WILL UPDATE IT ALL. I SWEAR! It's just that...things are EXTREMELY busy, and have been for quite some time. I've been on hiatus forever, but this month I was finally hit with the inspiration to write again. ...but I'll need to wait until the summer to truly get into things.

I'm thinking of entering the One Piece fandom when I return... In the meantime: Stay fly. Stay sexy. Stay fandomized.

DUECES!

(Muses: Oh, he will be back... We'll make sure of it... -cracks knuckles-)

Oh. P.S.- HAPPY BELATED 4TH BIRTHDAY, SHADRAY!!

Hey; welcome to my profile. Mostly it's just some general information about me and some of my writing. If you were familar with me in the past, you'll remember how excessively vibrant and babblicious this thing used to be; you'll notice it's been toned down since then. (For your own benifit.)

Name: ... 忘れました。
Age: ...忘れました。
Nationality: ...忘れました。
Race: ...忘れました。
Birthday: June 1

You now know MUCH more about me than before!

Moving on, I just want to take the time out to thank my reviewers and readers who've helped motivate me to continue writing. Also, thanks to all my flamers too, because now I have more people to obliterate! Well...I don't exactly have flamers, except for someone displeased (understandably) with Destiny of a Not-So Final Fantasy -- but to the people who criticized constructively, thanks a lot.

Please, if you have the time, read my collaborative story. It's shared with...well...Reyavie, Da KeRr MysteRr, and Anbu713. It is based on FFX. Muy, muy sexy. -grins- The setting is during Braska's pilgrimage...and it is actually extremely well-written. Fandom: Final Fantasy X.

Summary- Betrayed by one of their own, trapped for a thousand years, five elemental summoners from the city of Zanarkand seek a way to escape their prison and gain vengeance for all they have gone through.

(link: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/2754207/1/

M.O.D. Co.

I wouldn't put this on here if I wasn't forced to, but...whatever. Just for some background information, M.O.D. Co. has, for some time, been the name of our muse business. In this corporation, the boss, Ross Madrossa (a muse herself), has idenfied 8 other beings worthy and capable of fulfilling roles as muses. Each is artistic in some way, and each specializes in a certain aspect or genre of writing -- which is pretty helpful when I get writer's block or whatever.

Muse \Muse\, n. F. Muse, L. Musa, Gr. ?. Cf. Mosaic, n., Music.

-- (Class. Myth.) One of the nine goddesses, daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne, who presided over song and the different kinds of poetry, and also the arts and sciences; -- often used in the plural. Note: The names of the Muses and the arts they presided over were: Calliope (Epic poetry), Clio (History), Erato (Lyric poetry), Euterpe (music), Melpomene (Tragedy), Polymnia or Polyhymnia (religious music), Terpsichore (dance), Thalia (comedy), and Urania (astronomy).
1913 Webster

As there were originally nine muses in Greek mythology, Rose believes it's necessary to have have nine muses of my own that each represent one of the goddesses. For all the help they've given in the past with my writing, I really have no choice but put their names up here for recognitional purposes: Darian, Rose, Cloud, Yuuko-san, Sakura, Rianna, Pogo, Tsuyoi-taichou, and one yet to be added.

Anyway, I wish to thank you for reading, skimming, skipping over, or rolling your eyes at this bio. I was contemplating deleting the entire thing and writing "HI, SEXYASSES!" before changing my pen name to Teh Sexy, but decided to keep things as serious as possible. If you'd like to read more of my works, or stalk me, you may do so at my LJ site, which contains personal entires (friend-locked), drabbles and one-shots, and a link to my writing journal. Although when I started out on this site almost two years ago I wasn't too serious about writing, I now wish to be an established writer, and would very much appreciate constructive criticism. I'm really serious about my work, even if an enormous portion of it IS fanfiction, and hope people will take me seriously...

Thanks a lot; please enjoy. じゃあ、お元気でなあ。