I am an aspiring writer of fantasy, thirteen years old. I love lord of the rings. My favorite characters are Legolas, Elladan and Elrohir, closly followed by Thranduil, Figwit, Glorfindel and Halidir. I write almost all angst with these characters, with the occasional parody. I also love Eragon, because it is the best book in the world and I could go on for hours about this but I won't. Also I have lately become quite obsessed with the movie 'Alexander' (Can you blame me? It's an awesome movie!) Iloooove Hephaistion. He rocks my socks. And I don't even wear socks.

Ithink I might have to explain the thighs joke, as I'll probably mention it in my Alexander fics. Basically I was watching Alexander with my BFF Lyra. She hadn't seen it, but it was my second time. It was near the beginning, you know how lil' Alexander and lil' Hephaistion are wrestling and then the scene changes to when they are at their lessons? Right there the narrator dude says: "And Alexander was never defeated... save by Hephaistion's thighs." He was of course talkingabout wrestling. I was chatting with Lyra, so all I heard was"By Hephaistion's thighs" And I thought narrator dude said 'in' not 'by'! So I turn to Lyra and say: "Howold d'ya reckon they are?" She shrugs and says: "I unno.13/14." Then I look at her, and say withcomplete seiriousness and say: "I know they're in love and all, but aren't they a little young to be in each other's thighs?" She of course has NO IDEA what I am talking about, because of course nothing of the sort was said. I ended up having to rewind toDVD to hear that line again. It was funny though.

NOTE: To be reviewed by me is an honour. (if you reviewed me and I haven't reviewed you yet, I'm really sorry. I either forgot or didn't have time.) To have a story put on my fav list is a huge honour and you should beproud if you are.(Again, sometimes I forget) To be put on myfav authors list, well, put 2 and 2 together... is a GIANORMOUS honour (and that isn't even a word!) and you should just glow with pride.

ON SLASH: Slash, in my opinion, is just fine, as long as it isn't male pregnacy (it's just WRONG people! THINKING about it makes my skin crawl). I mean,being gay is fine. Even cute. I know some very nice gay people. What is very wrong, however, istwin slash, or more simply, twincest. It is just SO wrong and disgusting I cannot even find words to describe it.I can't even talk about it anymore.

ABOUT MY STORIES...

Friends Forever and to the end is definetly on hold. I'm bored of it. The greenleaf gang I may write more but not for a while. Drinking Songs is done.I just updated Reforge. I have writers block on Blind, Not Dumb.Mostly I working on my fictionpress stories, please check it outand REVIEW. www.fictionpress.info/~iveseenthefairies hopefully that link works. I have original fiction of quite a few genres, although mostly fantasy, I also have sci-fi, mystery, romance, horror(ish),LOADS of angst, and I just started working on a slash one.

I HAVE A CHALLANGE FOR YOU:

A long time ago I wrote this, and it only ended up being four paragraphs. I couldn't lengthen it in any way,plus it kind of died in midair, soI decided to make a challange to finish it. Here are the rules:

1. It cannot be slash.

2.Please email me at dogwalk_@ (not above address) or review meto tellme you wrote something. I'd love to check it out!

3.Put the beginning I wrote at the beginning of your story and say who made the challenge (moi!)

Thats it! Here's what you've got to work with:

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Legolas ran. He ran harder than he ever had. It was a battle he was in, and he was running for his life. There were orcs chasing him. Not just any orcs, blood crazed berserkers. Elladan! Elrohir! Aragorn! Where the hell are you! He thought. He had lost way too much blood. They were just about on him when a figure hurtled in front of the monsters. It was one of the twins. Legolas was pretty sure it was Elrohir, who was slighter then Elladan.

“Legolas! Run!” He screamed.

“I shall not leave you!” Legolas screamed back. There was blood streaming down Elrohirs face, and he looked as though he had suffered a concussion. But there was much blood on him that was not his own. “Where is Elladan!” Elrohir looked at him with pain in his eyes.

They were just separated! Thought Legolas, Not dead! Not dead! Just separated! Elladans not dead! Tears were in his eyes. He just kept running. Not daring to look back at Elrohir.He almost fell onto Aragorn. “A…. Ara…. Ara...gorn….. h..h…help. ” He blacked out.
One more thing: The ending I like best will be mentioned in my profile!

Stories:

Friends forever and to the end-7th chappie up!
The Greenleaf gang-2nd chappie!
Hope has fled- 1st chapter
It takes two-2nd chappie!
Twins- not yet posted
Undying love- not yet posted
A Lost Soul- completed
The Purging of Mirkwood-2nd chapchapchappie!
Cruz- completed
A VERY Different Sort of Elf- 1st chapter

NOTE: My story 'Cruz' says Arya in it but means Arwen. Their names sound so alike... I fixed it in the sumary but it still says that in the first paragraph. Ignore that please.

QUOTES

"Nip libbling?" -Georgia, On The Bright Side My Boyfriend is a Sex God

"And my shoes are made of gold!" -Eragon, Eragon

'Thats the problem! I've been choosing male names! You are a she!'
'Yes' -Eragon and Saphira, Eragon

'This is your own fault.'
'Yes! I know. Are you going to get me down or not?'
'If I weren't around, you would be in a very bad situation.'
'You don't have to tell me.'
'You're right. After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end. Why, If you had started a few feet in either direction, the path to the top would have been clear.' -Saphira and Eragon, Eragon

'Everything about me is turning hard,' Eragon, Eragon (He is, by the way, talking about muscles)

'If anything happens I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off.'
'I love you to.' -Saphira and Eragon, Eragon

"Touch o' the brain fever, y'know." -Eragon, Eragon

"You are my religion.
You are my religion.
I'm loving you.
You're loving me.
You are my religion.
You are my religion.
I'm touching you.
You're touching me"-Bif Naked, Religion

"I have no sense of time at all.
Twenty minutes or twenty years,
it's all the same.
I am your muse, you are my muse,
of broken hearts.
Baby please show me some mercy,
don't put me down."- Bif Naked, You are the Master

"I'm a weakling,
you are strong.
Pick me up from where I lay.
Here on a stolen sidewalk.
Baby, don't make me beg.
I am not right,
you're not wrong.
I can't last another day.
Here on a stolen sidewalk.
Baby, don't make me beg...
The closest thing I found to heaven,
is sitting here, tucked into you..."- Bif Naked, Stolen Sidewalk

"Here's what I want:
I'm just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you."- Bif Naked, RegularGuy

"I'm on seventeen!" Legolas, TTT

"Why does that not surprise me?" Legolas, FOTR

"I feel something... a tingling... In my fingers... It is affecting me."
"I-told-you-he-can't-hold-his-liquer." -Legolas and Gimli, ROTK