This... is Author's Aisle.

It's twelve days north of Chapter One, and a few degrees South of The End. It's located solidly on the Meridian of One-Shots.
My profile. In a word, eloquent. It'll be here for at least our generation, but every single story is new. We have plot twists, fangirls, and a charming way of putting characters in the toughest situations. The only problems are the pests. You see, while others have typos or grammatical errors, we have-
FANDOMS!
Most people would quit. Not us. We're writers. We have stubbornness issues. My name's FairytalesOfForever. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. People around here believe an abstract name will ward off spelling errors—like our charming authors' demeanor wouldn't do that. One day I'll get out there. Because mastering writing is everything around here.
(Adapted from the V.O. at the beginning of HTTYD)

Hello! FairytalesOfForever here! I am ADD, a Ravenclaw, a dork, a fangirl for life, and I talk wayyy too much about everything (especially my fandoms). Some stuff that you don't really need to know about me but should:
1. I am a crazy Hiccstrid shipper and the material we now have for their story arc is my life. I also love Fiyeraba, Remadora, and Jily.
2. I am writing a book and I write fanfic in my spare time
3. I am a grammar/spelling nerd (on my bucket list: get one of those "I am silently correcting your grammar" buttons)
4. I have been corrupted by the internet and yet refuse to write anything above T (K really)
5. I weep because my Harry Potter stories never get any reviews *descends into sobbing madness*
6. I love rabbits, cats, chocolate, pink, Harry Potter, HTTYD, listening to Ed Sheeran (also don't judge), musicals, music in general, writing, reading, singing...
7. I love a lot of stuff, basically.
8. Even the Bewilderbest thinks Hiccup needs some coolin' down
9. I would love to play Elphaba someday; belting Defying Gravity is ridiculously fun.
10. The more I love a character, the more I torture them.

My writing style: I love describing things with adjectives, metaphors, similes, etc, and I put my characters in mortal peril way too much. Seriously, the temptation is way too strong to do nothing but injure, put in pain, strike with deadly illnesses, put up against ridiculously overpowering foes, and generally torture my favorite characters. (Lookin' at you, Mr. Fishbone-with-one-leg. Also Werewolf McWerewolf. Also Shunned-by-society-and-burned-by-your-own-tears. All three of whom have no self-esteem whatsoever. Such possibilities!)

WRITERS ARE EVIL.
INCLUDING ME.
MWAHAHAHAHA.

Review or I will make you a character in my stories...
:)

IF YOU THINK HICCUP IS A MASTER OF SASS, REPOST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME!- FairytalesOfForever

This...is Author's Aisle.

We write nine months out of the year and read the other three. Anything we create is exciting, and maybe impossible. The people that live here are even more so! The only upsides are the pets. While other people have plot twists or fluff, we have...

FANDOMS!