Author has written 5 stories for Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード. "Hope Is Fragile" OC Form Name: Age: Gender: Personality: (The more descriptive you are the better I can write you OC.) Appearance: Clothing: Clothing #2: (Optional) Likes: Dislikes: Weapon: (What they prefer to use to defend themselves, what are they good at, etc.) Canon character(s) they’d work well with/would want to find: (optional) Strengths: Weaknesses: What is their goal? To find someone they’re missing, reunite with friends/family, just survive, etc What Kinds of things would give them hope? If they were in a group with other survivors, what role(s) would they fit best in? Leadership, rationing, supply runners, medical, etc. Injures or health issues: How well do they cope/endure: History: (Where were they when everything went wrong, etc.) Love interest: (Optional. I'm not sure how big romance will play into this yet though.) Darling, you are not ugly. You have trained your eyes to see only the bad in you and only the good in others. You have not seen how your eyes light up when you smile. Or how you hold your oldest teddy bear while you sleep. You only see the way your hair is "too thick." How your skin is "too pale." And that your thighs are "too big." If anything, Darling, you are too beautiful. 6 years old Blue ribbon, silk ribbon, Streaming through my hair. Pigtails, toothless smile; Mirror am I pretty yet? 10 years old Ponytail, bobby pins, Taming my messy hair. Chubby thighs, crooked smile; Mirror am I pretty yet? 14 years old Straight hair, lipstick, Mascara running down my face Trembling knees, broken smile; Mirror am I pretty yet? 16 years old Messy bun, chapped lips, Sobbing eyes, bloody wrists. Bony thighs, fake smile; Mirror am I pretty yet? - Julie Martinez Writing is safer somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do. My words get stuck, not fingertips. I can't stumble on paper trails of blue lines. Because writing is definite and clear, no one can tell if I am crying of laughing through written words alone. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Post this on your profile WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM…… 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 23. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 24. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 25. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 26. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 27. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 28. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 29. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 30. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 31. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 32. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 33. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 34. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 35. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 36. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 37. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 38. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 39. Dress like the professor. 40. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress 41. If your a girl wear a tux 42. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 43. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras Repost this if you laughed |
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